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Very happily married now. There was a time when I was worried the old boy might rot off, especially when the local sexual health clinic gave me a designated parking spaceWow, sounds like your bedpost will need some sandpaper in exactly 42 fucks. Then you can start all over again!!
Nope. I don't have a clue of the number of growlers I've eaten,somewhere between 150 and 200, But I can give a pretty close estimate of how many women have sucked my one eyed spitting trouser snakeIs it bad if I can’t really remember how many guys have eaten my pussy?
It's more important to figure out how to get more guys to eat your pussy.Is it bad if I can’t really remember how many guys have eaten my pussy?
Ooh. My husband won’t like that. But I would.It's more important to figure out how to get more guys to eat your pussy.
Our lips are sealed. Except for, you know...Ooh. My husband won’t like that. But I would.
Mmmmm. Love it.Our lips are sealed. Except for, you know...
Ha !! I had to google Toblerone - doesn't sounds like such a bad thingI was in my early 20s when I realised "oral sex" didn't involve being fed chunks of Toblerone while trying to steady myself on my hands and knees as I was taking it like a "good girl" from behind.