Wonderer67
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This post cannot be outdone, tonite.View attachment 2551872
Naming Contest - Now Open
In the meantime, whilst we deliberate... anyone want to sing harmony?
"Baby Got Backhoe"
Parody of "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-a-Lot
[Intro]
I like big backhoes and I cannot lie
You other builders can't deny
That when a rig rolls up with that arm so strong
And a bucket scoopin' on—I'm gone!
[Verse 1]
I get sprung when I see that swing,
Steel treads, boom arms doin’ their thing
Lifting loads, diggin' deep in the dirt
I’m watchin’ that cab and I’m feelin’ alert!
Oh, baby—I wanna operate ya
And smooth-grade with ya
Those hydraulics got me tweakin’
Front loader dreams while I’m sleepin’
[Chorus]
Ooh, full throttle!
That diesel engine’s my role model
Use it, move it, break that ground—
Even Bob the Builder would be proud!
[Bridge]
So fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your site got the scoopin' stuff? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to rev it! Rev it!
Rev that big ol' backhoe!
[Hook]
I like big backhoes and I cannot lie!
Smooth on tracks, they terrify!
When a digger creeps in with a long boom stick
And a counterweight thick—
You get whipped!
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You win.