The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Missk_2022]

Fricking bullshit asshole vendors son of a seafairing sailor dastardly dog faced aholes

How is that for a string of swear words

 

[Wonderer67]

Fricking bullshit asshole vendors son of a seafairing sailor dastardly dog faced aholes

How is that for a string of swear words

Wow! I love that.

Tell us how ya really feel!

 

[Wonderer67]

I’m at corporate zombieland today, but what a difference, driving 20 miles south makes…

While the storm was pretty bad at our place, when I got to work today, all the power was just being restored. Trees and limbs down everywhere. The AC went down so it’s still super-hot inside, but it’s leveling out.

I seriously think maybe a wall
Of wind or a f0 tornado mighta ripped thru here.

Now they are talking about flooding rains- up to 3-4” possible AND the possibility of 60mph winds. I say possibility cuz it could happen, but I also don’t want to downplay it either. Looks like it’ll be an interesting commute home tonight.

 

[Qky75]

Today on the phone:

"Yes sir, wing D like Delta........no. wing D like David......sigh.....D like Dog?....D!! I say D like DAMMIT....DEAF!!"

Next time I'm going with D like Djibouti.....P like Psalm ... C like cello

 

[Wonderer67]

D like Djibouti

You said booty

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Drive safely!!! And thanks for what you do, too.

You’re welcome.

 

[likes2watchU]

Either there's an invisible Sword of Damocles hovering still or today's changes went really well
What have you all been up to?

Nope... talk about blood and guts while eating spaghetti

IKR??

I squicked out some fellow undergrads on Movie Night once. We were watching The Fly with Jeff Goldblum. Took me a bit to realize I was the only one who had ordered food - pepperoni pizza. Then I caught the looks and I think one girl left? Okay - so I put down my slice for a few minutes during the movie when Goldblum looked a little too much like a rearranged pizza... but when he progressed to looking more like a human fly, I finished eating.
Blood and guts?
But pus and puke?

I've been to the Museum of Glass. There is a hot shop with auditorium seating for visitors to watch the process. Outside the museum is the Chihuly Bridge. It's a free public art installment of his work.

*adds to Bucket List*

Isn't Mother Nature grand?

That's her nice side... she can get... cranky

Then you'd probably love a K+ and Lili tag team!

Really? Encouragement? That's what you think he needs here?

Three bears just walked through the yard......

Hmm... sounds like only part of the story to me...
The start of a funny joke...
The opening line in a fairy tale...

This creates a major dilemma. I don’t want to spend a lot of time in ER but….

Solution: New Bar Name - The ER and/or The ICU
Heck, if they can have a bar called The Library near the University... why not?

Yes, I recall one or two people saying you were a tanker, or something like that!

The little known and oft forgotten cast member of Thomas the Tank

(Looks like they took the extra "ER" to make the new bar sign )

Walking is fine for my back. Bending over and doing gardening is tough.

And lately sitting has been tough.

So... you're a shark now?

Thunder cunt would make an excellent band name!

Yes! Yes, it would!!

Grammar Nazi says: it's all one word.
Grammar Nazi hates Spell Checker Buddy.

It's a Band Name...
eff 'em both

It looks kind of pretty, though!

Beware! That's how they lure you in... just before the attack!

I have a dentist appointment tomorrow (today)

I have a same-day appointment today. Had a piece of floss shred between a tooth and a crown. I can't get it all out. I've had close calls before but on the losing end this time. I think from here on it's a water flosser for that grouping of teeth. They are just too tight for floss.

My hollyhocks migrated to the other side of the fence into my neighbor's flower bed...and his ditch lilies migrated to mine.... that is weird

I'm trying to catch up on the pasture. It was damp and grass was high and the tractor was complaining in places.


It was fun to have the two poodles and six goats as an audience of sorts while I whacked the green. I'll finish up today.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em?

Omg...I found the resize button!!!!!

The topic of pus-ey boils will clear a construction site lunch area.

I can talk about it... but can't watch in on the screen... and when you add in the smells IRL?

Backhoe. It moves shit around and digs holes-n-ditches. Leaks a bit of hydraulic and needs rubber, but it starts right up (a trait machines use to endear themselves to me) and it'll do everything I need for it to, at least for the foreseeable.

Oooh, now we have 2 Body Removal Resources, folks!

Warner brothers? Pepe la pue?

Happy Canada Day!!!!

Cheers to Canada...
And Welcome to the Café
Here's the standard spiel:

We run this thread a little differently.

Read the first post...goes over the "rules" so to speak.

I will summarize:
1. No religion
2. No politics
3. No drama
4. No hitting on the women-- dm the person if interested.... if they don't respond.... there is your answer.
5. For God sake read a profile before you dm the wrong person.
6. If your first post is heavy on the innuendo ..... you need to slow your roll

This thread is like the bar cheers or the corner coffee shop. We are FRIENDS here and not like other threads...we are fiercely protective of the vibe and each other. If this sounds like a place you would like, stick around.... if not there are eleventy billion other threads that will suit your needs.

To get an idea of the vibe I would scroll through the last 10 pages or so and you will see.

Hope you like it.

Lillianna and I want to know if we can paint it pink... and sparkle something...seat cover maybe

Not sure if this would deter thieves or move it up the list of desired assets to acquire?

Fricking bullshit asshole vendors son of a seafairing sailor dastardly dog faced aholes

How is that for a string of swear words

You had me at "vendors"

Looks like it’ll be an interesting commute home tonight.

Drive safely and remember...

 

[likes2watchU]

You said booty

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Got home, walked dog, baked muffins, made whole grain salad, and now watching a movie about merchant marines during WW2. Going for walks later this afternoon.

 

[likes2watchU]

Today on the phone:

"Yes sir, wing D like Delta........no. wing D like David......sigh.....D like Dog?....D!! I say D like DAMMIT....DEAF!!"

Next time I'm going with D like Djibouti.....P like Psalm ... C like cello

Dense
Plodding
Clot

Dull
Passive
Clueless

Deficient
Pathetic
Cretin

Hmm I suppose you have to keep it professional?

Data
Partitioned
Clarity

or

Delayed
Processing
Communication

 

[Tweedledude]

Either there's an invisible Sword of Damocles hovering still or today's changes went really well
What have you all been up to?


I squicked out some fellow undergrads on Movie Night once. We were watching The Fly with Jeff Goldblum. Took me a bit to realize I was the only one who had ordered food - pepperoni pizza. Then I caught the looks and I think one girl left? Okay - so I put down my slice for a few minutes during the movie when Goldblum looked a little too much like a rearranged pizza... but when he progressed to looking more like a human fly, I finished eating.
Blood and guts?
But pus and puke?

*adds to Bucket List*

That's her nice side... she can get... cranky

Really? Encouragement? That's what you think he needs here?

Hmm... sounds like only part of the story to me...
The start of a funny joke...
The opening line in a fairy tale...

Solution: New Bar Name - The ER and/or The ICU
Heck, if they can have a bar called The Library near the University... why not?

The little known and oft forgotten cast member of Thomas the Tank
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(Looks like they took the extra "ER" to make the new bar sign )

So... you're a shark now?

Yes! Yes, it would!!

It's a Band Name...
eff 'em both

Beware! That's how they lure you in... just before the attack!

I have a same-day appointment today. Had a piece of floss shred between a tooth and a crown. I can't get it all out. I've had close calls before but on the losing end this time. I think from here on it's a water flosser for that grouping of teeth. They are just too tight for floss.

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If you can't beat 'em, join 'em?

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I can talk about it... but can't watch in on the screen... and when you add in the smells IRL?

Oooh, now we have 2 Body Removal Resources, folks!

Cheers to Canada...
And Welcome to the Café
Here's the standard spiel:

We run this thread a little differently.

Read the first post...goes over the "rules" so to speak.

I will summarize:
1. No religion
2. No politics
3. No drama
4. No hitting on the women-- dm the person if interested.... if they don't respond.... there is your answer.
5. For God sake read a profile before you dm the wrong person.
6. If your first post is heavy on the innuendo ..... you need to slow your roll

This thread is like the bar cheers or the corner coffee shop. We are FRIENDS here and not like other threads...we are fiercely protective of the vibe and each other. If this sounds like a place you would like, stick around.... if not there are eleventy billion other threads that will suit your needs.

To get an idea of the vibe I would scroll through the last 10 pages or so and you will see.

Hope you like it.

Not sure if this would deter thieves or move it up the list of desired assets to acquire?

You had me at "vendors"

Drive safely and remember...

Slow drive to decompress

 

[Missk_2022]

Wow! I love that.

Tell us how ya really feel!

My fave out of all that is dastardly

 

[Wat_Tyler]

That's a classic. Does it mark it's territory?

With a bit of hydraulic oil. Two leaks.



We got Geezer Cat out with Bully Poodle.



I think they'll have a lot to talk about.

 

[likes2watchU]

My fave out of all that is dastardly

Oooh - @Qky75 that's a good one too
Dastardly
Pernicious
Cowpie

 

[Missk_2022]

Oooh - @Qky75 that's a good one too
Dastardly
Pernicious
Cowpie

Curmudgeon

I think i spelled that correctly

 

[Greylag]

I'm not sure if that's a criticism or a complement, G!

@Lilianna23 …. With you everything is a compliment

 

[Greylag]

You have no idea the extent of my talents, G!

Now that has me wondering @Lilianna23

 

[likes2watchU]

Curmudgeon

I think i spelled that correctly

I do like that better...
Hey, @Wonderer67 ... you working on the lineup for Music Night at the Café?

Wow - that's a lineup! We may need a full Weekend Music Festival

And are you playing bass for all of them?


Snow
Hail
Ice
Thunder
(^^ all 1 band)
Angry Avocado
The Cranky Campers
Engine Displacement
Wacky Hijinks
Low Grade Chaos
The Doobie Decimal System
Purple Stilettos
Work Day Weasles
Schlöng
Dastardly Pernicious Curmudgeon
subversive frolickers
Homicidal Ideation - featuring Suicidal Hammer
mayhem to the maximüm
Latent Slut
Thunder Cunt

 

[Tweedledude]

View attachment 2551607

Good old case

 

[likes2watchU]

Fricking bullshit asshole vendors son of a seafairing sailor dastardly dog faced aholes

How is that for a string of swear words

You had me at "vendors"

What a day! We had several changes in the database effective today. We requested the vendor of one application to make the changes in our production environment because they have a tool to effect mass changes in one swoop.

They completed their changes last night. I manually entered the changes in a linked database LIVE this morning.

We had tickets, complaints, and confusion all day long.
Why? The vendor made their changes AFTER the deadline for daily code change publication - - in their own damn product.

So now we have to play Captain Obvious and add a call out to remind them when we expect them to effect the change - before or after 10pm on the date specified.

Mollycoddled shitstain dipshit brain-dead fartgoblin!

 

[Tweedledude]

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So the question for the thread is. Wait for it………How many of us have actually operated one of these?

 

[Tweedledude]

What a day! We had several changes in the database effective today. We requested the vendor of one application to make the changes in our production environment because they have a tool to effect mass changes in one swoop.

They completed their changes last night. I manually entered the changes in a linked database LIVE this morning.

We had tickets, complaints, and confusion all day long.
Why? The vendor made their changes AFTER the deadline for daily code change publication - - in their own damn product.

So now we have to play Captain Obvious and add a call out to remind them when we expect them to effect the change - before or after 10pm on the date specified.

Mollycoddled shitstain dipshit brain-dead fartgoblin!

It isn’t SAP is it? The bane of human existence. Shaking just thinking about it

 

[Wonderer67]

I do like that better...
Hey, @Wonderer67 ... you working on the lineup for Music Night at the Café?

Wow - that's a lineup! We may need a full Weekend Music Festival

And are you playing bass for all of them?


Snow
Hail
Ice
Thunder
(^^ all 1 band)
Angry Avocado
The Cranky Campers
Engine Displacement
Wacky Hijinks
Low Grade Chaos
The Doobie Decimal System
Purple Stilettos
Work Day Weasles
Schlöng
Dastardly Pernicious Curmudgeon
subversive frolickers
Homicidal Ideation - featuring Suicidal Hammer
mayhem to the maximüm
Latent Slut
Thunder Cunt

Great news! I just passed the audition to play bass in Fückfäce!

 

[likes2watchU]

So the question for the thread is. Wait for it………How many of us have actually operated one of these?

No... but I've seen one IRL... like, from the Interstate... going 80mph

 

[likes2watchU]

It isn’t SAP is it? The bane of human existence. Shaking just thinking about it

No... it is an acronym, but it's not that one