Anyone from the UK?

[Foxed]

Hot and sticky and someone bought donuts into work because they passed their driving test.

Hot and sticky hole? Or jam?

 

[orangecurious]

those doughnuts must be well past their eat by date

 

[jonnoback]

Hot and sticky and someone bought donuts into work because they passed their driving test.

Love a doughnut - and plenty of fun to be hand with the ring ones

 

[Hodes101]

I had lover who had a fetish about eating donuts off me.

Tried it once with chocolate covered ring ones. Never again.

 

[Japansurfer]

Feels like I’ve been in the oven and come out well done! Am I the only one who is red and crispy this morning

 

[nakedginger]

I had lover who had a fetish about eating donuts off me.

Tried it once with chocolate covered ring ones. Never again.

I have had dinner eaten of me at a party. Luckily it was cold food not pie chips and gravy.

 

[Foxed]

I have had dinner eaten of me at a party. Luckily it was cold food not pie chips and gravy.

I’ve written a short story about that. I’ll have to load it to Lit

 

[jonnoback]

I have had dinner eaten of me at a party. Luckily it was cold food not pie chips and gravy.

What's your availability as I'm hosting a curry night on Friday

 

[nakedginger]

What's your availability as I'm hosting a curry night on Friday

Trying to burn me!

 

[jonnoback]

Trying to burn me!

Lol! I'll make sure it's cool enough and no hot spices near sensitive bits...

 

[nakedginger]

Lol! I'll make sure it's cool enough and no hot spices near sensitive bits...

Happend once cutting chillis. Never to be repeated.

 

[jonnoback]

Happend once cutting chillis. Never to be repeated.

I feel that... rubbed my eye with chilli seeds on my hand once. I won't make that mistake again.

 

[spawnofdavey]

I have had dinner eaten of me at a party. Luckily it was cold food not pie chips and gravy.

When I was younger, a bunch of us went to Amsterdam and there was a club offering something like that. Unfortunately it was about £50 to get in and I had nowhere near enough at that point in the trip .

 

[LittleGreene]

I had lover who had a fetish about eating donuts off me.

Tried it once with chocolate covered ring ones. Never again.

I’m a strong believer food and sex don’t go together

 

[Fufumberuk]

I similarly react to cucumber. Which is not ideal when I use a cucumber in an unnatural way (as my Gran would say) on holiday

A girl I wanna get to know better! Vegetable insertion always gets me razzed up !

 

[nakedginger]

Hot and sticky hole? Or jam?

Krispy Kreme

 

[Hodes101]

I feel that... rubbed my eye with chilli seeds on my hand once. I won't make that mistake again.

I did the same. OmG there is nothing you can do!

I’m a strong believer food and sex don’t go together

Cream in a can is another thing did once never again. It's not the same when it warms up.

Krispy Kreme

My lover had obsession with the glazed ring donuts.

I don't know why, but I wasn't going to argue.

 

[Foxed]

A girl I wanna get to know better! Vegetable insertion always gets me razzed up !

I only do it on holiday in Turkey. Never crosses my mind elsewhere

 

[jonnoback]

When I was younger, a bunch of us went to Amsterdam and there was a club offering something like that. Unfortunately it was about £50 to get in and I had nowhere near enough at that point in the trip .

Our stag went for the cheaper option - the bar dancer had a banana and inserted it and said that the stag and groomsman could eat as much of it as they wanted.

 

[jonnoback]

I’m a strong believer food and sex don’t go together

Not even squirty cream? There's always a nipple that needs some squirty cream. And strawberries... funnily enough I have both right now.

 

[Foxed]

When I was younger, a bunch of us went to Amsterdam and there was a club offering something like that. Unfortunately it was about £50 to get in and I had nowhere near enough at that point in the trip .

The Banana Club! I’ve been there. I actually volunteered to go on stage at the end of the show

 

[spawnofdavey]

The Banana Club! I’ve been there. I actually volunteered to go on stage at the end of the show

Well, damn... It could have been you there!

I guess we'll never know.

 

[munch2much]

I had lover who had a fetish about eating donuts off me.

Tried it once with chocolate covered ring ones. Never again.

So a fun family game of hoopla before the sex starts. Did she gain much weight during your relationships? And did you get back ache trying to eat any yourself?

 

[Ironfan]

Walked out my Aircon office at the end of the day, might stay in work

 

[Hodes101]

Not even squirty cream? There's always a nipple that needs some squirty cream. And strawberries... funnily enough I have both right now.

No, never squirty cream. That stuff is wrong when it warms up. It turns into milky thick residue. That's not pleasant and the smell. Oh wow no no. No no. No no no no no no no no