Older Male Seeking Female Friends Who Can Tolerate "Dad Jokes"

[Lichen2CU]

Hmmm... perhaps you should be (maybe you are!) writing a novel...

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Hmm, maybe I will! I have to run now, not literally! But have to log off.

 

[Lichen2CU]

See you later...

 

[Lichen2CU]

NCneedslove_18: I see that I can't "message" you. I'm guessing that is a result of you being a woman and many men, shall we say (to be polite), are "overly persistent".... So - I'll post my "message" here hoping you'll see it sometime: I really appreciate your telling me when you have to leave! I find it very considerate of you. It's a bit of a "pet peeve" of mine when people just leave without saying goodbye. So, thanks!

 

[Bigbobnc]

Oh God, I try to find the humor in almost everything. Probably not appreciated by some people. I like to people watch. Sit back and enjoy decoding body language, and imagine the backstory of them.

My brother and I do this at baseball games, we are typical knowing what we are thinking and one time we mentioned how it’d be nice if everyone had numbers like sports jerseys and then we both said “yeah like look at 32” together and we busted out laughing. People thought we were insane

 

[NCneedslove_18]

NCneedslove_18: I see that I can't "message" you. I'm guessing that is a result of you being a woman and many men, shall we say (to be polite), are "overly persistent".... So - I'll post my "message" here hoping you'll see it sometime: I really appreciate your telling me when you have to leave! I find it very considerate of you. It's a bit of a "pet peeve" of mine when people just leave without saying goodbye. So, thanks!

Yes, I limit people messaging me. Apparently the more followers a woman has, the more she chats with people. Which is odd as I typically don’t respond to messages..

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Popped in to share this gem!

I asked my date to meet me at the gym but he never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Be back later

 

[Lichen2CU]

... Good one! And one I would never have thought up on my own...

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Thanks! I have a couple more! Shall I ?

 

[NCneedslove_18]

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

 

[Bigbobnc]

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Hmmmm no idea

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Philippe Flop.

 

[Bigbobnc]

Lol

 

[NCneedslove_18]

this one is cute!

My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”

 

[Bigbobnc]

So what kind of shoes do frogs wear?

 

[Bigbobnc]

this one is cute!

My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”

True dad joke

 

[NCneedslove_18]

No idea!

 

[Bigbobnc]

Open toad sandals ……

 

[Lichen2CU]

Oooo... the jokes keep coming!

 

[NCneedslove_18]

That’s funny!

Okay, here’s one

Who were the greenest Presidents in US history?.

 

[NCneedslove_18]

The bushes

 

[Bigbobnc]

Jefferson Thomas and Roosevelt

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Okay, I’m sitting down and listening now!

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Let’s see if you can make us laugh out loud!