Older Male Seeking Female Friends Who Can Tolerate "Dad Jokes"

[Bigbobnc]

Love a good dad joke and used to keep a running list of them. Here’s one for you-where do wasps go for lunch?

I’ll bite where?

 

[Bigbobnc]

My meager contribution….

Why did the mushroom keep getting invited to parties?

 

[LoneMilf]

Nice thread! It's refreshing to see someone not just looking for sex

 

[Lichen2CU]

Hmmm.... I do not know where "wasps go for lunch", but I'd like to find out...

 

[Lichen2CU]

Hi Bob.... I do not know. Why??

 

[Bigbobnc]

Hi Bob.... I do not know. Why??

Because he’s such a FUNgi

 

[Lichen2CU]

Hi LoneMilf (love the name BTW - sort of a Mom-flavored Dad joke...).

 

[Lichen2CU]

Good one.... Definitely fits the theme...

 

[jassybb]

Only if they are dirty jokes haha

 

[Lichen2CU]

Hi jassybb... How do mushrooms have sex?

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Mushrooms have sex? Do tell!

 

[Lichen2CU]

Oh! They most certainly do - and I could tell you a LOT about that, but for the moment I'll just say "fun guys and fun gals".... Think carefully before you ask to know more...

Very nice to see you again...

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Good morning! It seems I’m not the only one who likes to laugh.

 

[Lichen2CU]

Yes! Which I find to be an excellent circumstance...

 

[NCneedslove_18]

So I only seem to get sick on the weekends.

 

[NCneedslove_18]

I must have a weekend immune system

 

[Lichen2CU]

Haha!!! Good one...

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Why is it so cheap to throw a party in a haunted house?

 

[Lichen2CU]

So... you know I like to laugh and enjoy bad dad jokes... What else would you like to know?

 

[Lichen2CU]

I don't know...

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Because the ghosts bring all the boos

 

[NCneedslove_18]

What other things do you find humorous?

 

[Lichen2CU]

Nice!! You've "got game"...

 

[Lichen2CU]

Hmmm... I spend a lot of time outdoors. I find it pretty humorous when I eff things up out there, but don't end up dead.... What about you?

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Oh God, I try to find the humor in almost everything. Probably not appreciated by some people. I like to people watch. Sit back and enjoy decoding body language, and imagine the backstory of them.