Anyone from the UK?

[Quimpossibility]

And that ends today's weather report.
Now onto a man who's grown the UKs largest cucumber.

And after that a heartwarming story about a cat sellotaped to a dog and how both overcame adversity to stand as candidates for mayor

 

[Quimpossibility]

and now me and my giant cucumber are off to slumber

 

[Spanky1372]

Good morning All.

Just one more day to push until the weekend. You can do it, I have every confidence in you.

Now off you pop...

 

[nakedginger]

I got woken by a cockerel ( I could have said cock but I didn't want to make it too easy for you)

 

[Spanky1372]

I got woken by a cockerel ( I could have said cock but I didn't want to make it too easy for you)

Oh don't worry, they'll still pounce.

 

[nakedginger]

I got woken up a bird that you eat. Noooo that's even worse

 

[Spanky1372]

I got woken up a bird that you eat. Noooo that's even worse

Here's a shovel. Nope, take the keys to the mini digger...

 

[Spanky1372]

Have a great day All, off to create mischief.

 

[Ironfan]

Morning all, half day and I get to wear normal clothes instead of uniform today

Hope Friday goes quickly for everyone.

 

[Foxed]

Morning all, half day and I get to wear normal clothes instead of uniform today

Hope Friday goes quickly for everyone.

Quickly Don’t wish your life away

 

[Ironfan]

Quickly Don’t wish your life away

Only my work life. Archery this afternoon and Iron Maiden gig tomorrow

 

[Foxed]

Only my work life. Archery this afternoon and Iron Maiden gig tomorrow

Brilliant. But try to enjoy your work day

 

[jonnoback]

Morning all. Big day today so hope the weather holds.

 

[Foxed]

Brilliant. But try to enjoy your work day

Only my work life. Archery this afternoon and Iron Maiden gig tomorrow

aren’t iron maiden at Glastonbury tomorrow? Or did I dream that?

 

[Spanky1372]

aren’t iron maiden at Glastonbury tomorrow? Or did I dream that?

Look at you being all trendy...

 

[firefox27eros]

I got woken up a bird that you eat. Noooo that's even worse

@nakedginger
Have you tasted that cooked bird? So delicious, I love it.

I can't talk about the non bird meaning or the taste of it. I think there are some experts here with authentic opinions.

I am on the other end of that pleasure tool luckily!

 

[orangecurious]

morning

overnight rain, nice and fresh.

Robin wanted food

 

[LittleGreene]

We’ve made it to the end of the week!

Bins were remembered and collected so a good start.

 

[Spanky1372]

morning

overnight rain, nice and fresh.

Robin wanted food

Well done Batman...

 

[Foxed]

aren’t iron maiden at Glastonbury tomorrow? Or did I dream that?

Looks like I made it up. A fake online rumour

 

[jonnoback]

We’ve made it to the end of the week!

Bins were remembered and collected so a good start.

Top work!

 

[LittleGreene]

Top work!

I know. That’s the highlight of my weeks accomplishments

 

[Spanky1372]

I know. That’s the highlight of my weeks accomplishments

You should take a bow or curtsy.

I'll leave the choice to you, either of which is likely to give @jonnoback palpitations.

 

[jonnoback]

I know. That’s the highlight of my weeks accomplishments

You really need OH to recover faster!

 

[LittleGreene]

You really need OH to recover faster!

He’s getting there. He can now stand unaided so that mean he can hang the washing out at least