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Cold is it?I've lost the shirt.... but undercarridge is up.
Things are looking bad for Ryanair these days!I've lost the shirt.... but undercarridge is up.
Pissing down here.Is warm here, gym shorts and a t-shirt here. Undercarriage swinging free and clear.
Where are you?Pissing down here.
Weston super mud, now with extra mudWhere are you?
Had a heavy shower around midday but dry a fuck since then. Currently in Oxfordshire at a friend'sWeston super mud, now with extra mud
Overnight shower I think. Metoffice says it's nice tomorrow. But hasn't been especially warm today, mainly windy AFHad a heavy shower around midday but dry a fuck since then. Currently in Oxfordshire at a friend's
I feel left outWarm here today, muggy and sticky![]()
SW London. Muggy but cooler. No rain.Warm here today, muggy and sticky![]()
Think he’s gone early. Plenty of time for further growthAnd that ends today's weather report.
Now onto a man who's grown the UKs largest cucumber.
I hope it's not chemically assistedThink he’s gone early. Plenty of time for further growth![]()
And that ends today's weather report.
Now onto a man who's grown the UKs largest cucumber.
Oh don't worry, they'll still pounce.I got woken by a cockerel( I could have said cock but I didn't want to make it too easy for you)
Here's a shovel. Nope, take the keys to the mini digger...I got woken up a bird that you eat. Noooo that's even worse