The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[HumpDayHoratio]

I know we’ve had a major Kitty loss recently. This goes out to Wat and all of our feline loving boys&girls.

 

[Missk_2022]

So post power off how has your day been?

Pretty good... I am cool dry and have food to eat... and you lot to talk to

 

[Tweedledude]

Pretty good... I am cool dry and have food to eat... and you lot to talk to

I’m glad. Bless the inventor of air conditioning

 

[Wonderer67]

I know we’ve had a major Kitty loss recently. This goes out to Wat and all of our feline loving boys&girls.

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The only thing they’re really lacking is opposable thumbs!

 

[Wonderer67]

I’m a new member to this group. Can finally post in here without being guilt ridden

You coulda joined earlier! You would’ve even had to lie about your age.

Welcome to your best decade.

If you’ve been hanging around here, long enough, you probably know the basic rules.

No politics, religion or drama.
No hitting on the women.

Thats about it. Welcome!

 

[Wonderer67]

I am being worked to death. (Ok… slight exaggeration…)

Our neighbors are on vacation, so we’re watching their cats. They’re fabulous herd of cats.

So, off to feed them.

Then tackle the lawn.

And then jump in the pool. ( naked, of course!)

Did I miss anything, or where has Lily been?

Here’s a Lilly for you and her of course!

https://imgur.com/a/PLkdMv1

 

[Tweedledude]

The only thing they’re really lacking is opposable thumbs!

They would be too dangerous with thumbs.

 

[Japansurfer]

You coulda joined earlier! You would’ve even had to lie about your age.

Welcome to your best decade.

If you’ve been hanging around here, long enough, you probably know the basic rules.

No politics, religion or drama.
No hitting on the women.

Thats about it. Welcome!

Awesome thanks. Yea been around a little

 

[Wat_Tyler]

They knocked o door hung a tag and did it.... 10 minutes....hahaha

It takes about 90 seconds to change a fucking meter.


I got to change a toilet out today after work. For the Working town Landlady. The old one shat its valve. Took me best part of an hour.


I'm outta fuckin' practice.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Someone asked my chubby self when the baby was due...I told them I already had it but it died.... bet they never ask that question again....it pissed me off

Some dipshit in high school done tol' me the fuck-yo-momma thing. I asked him how it was? I asked him if he brought a shovel. Because fuckin' my momma was gonna come with a lotta diggin'.


He got a real st000pid look on his face and never said shit to me again.


Dr. Tyler is fine. She's not bitching about the heat, so there's that.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I’m a new member to this group. Can finally post in here without being guilt ridden

The posting is up to you.


We say, fuck the guilt. We don't do guilt.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I know we’ve had a major Kitty loss recently. This goes out to Wat and all of our feline loving boys&girls.

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I'ma Road Trip next week, headed Out West. Taking TDK with me. That's always a trip maker. I'll see what evolving she's done since I suspect she has a new soul onboard.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

You coulda joined earlier! You would’ve even had to lie about your age.

Welcome to your best decade.

If you’ve been hanging around here, long enough, you probably know the basic rules.

No politics, religion or drama.
No hitting on the women.

Thats about it. Welcome!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ you can hit on this guy, however . . . .

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I am being worked to death. (Ok… slight exaggeration…)

Our neighbors are on vacation, so we’re watching their cats. They’re fabulous herd of cats.

So, off to feed them.

Then tackle the lawn.

And then jump in the pool. ( naked, of course!)

Did I miss anything, or where has Lily been?

Here’s a Lilly for you and her of course!

https://imgur.com/a/PLkdMv1

She has houseguest(s). It's been a year for her now.


She'll be along when she is . . . .

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I got two "new" supers in the last few weeks. They both have issues. The one with the crappy demeanor put in notice effective Independence Day. I reckon that's fitting.


I found out today what a pussy the other one is.


Maybe aliens will beam him up . . . .

 

[Missk_2022]

It takes about 90 seconds to change a fucking meter.


I got to change a toilet out today after work. For the Working town Landlady. The old one shat its valve. Took me best part of an hour.


I'm outta fuckin' practice.

Perfection takes time

 

[Missk_2022]

Some dipshit in high school done tol' me the fuck-yo-momma thing. I asked him how it was? I asked him if he brought a shovel. Because fuckin' my momma was gonna come with a lotta diggin'.


He got a real st000pid look on his face and never said shit to me again.


Dr. Tyler is fine. She's not bitching about the heat, so there's that.

People are something.... they say stupid stuff and expect people to just take it...

 

[Missk_2022]

I'ma Road Trip next week, headed Out West. Taking TDK with me. That's always a trip maker. I'll see what evolving she's done since I suspect she has a new soul onboard.

I can't wait to hear about it

 

[Missk_2022]

I got two "new" supers in the last few weeks. They both have issues. The one with the crappy demeanor put in notice effective Independence Day. I reckon that's fitting.


I found out today what a pussy the other one is.


Maybe aliens will beam him up . . . .

Oh no

 

[Wonderer67]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ you can hit on this guy, however . . . .

Hey…

Hey.

Hey!!

Wat, hurt my feelings….

 

[likes2watchU]

I'm up to date?
Holy Cheezus - I'm caught up!!
Whatcha all doing today??? Let's see...

Definition: Fake it 'til you make it

I'm 'yellow' color blind...half of the emoji's posted here I can't see.

Do you use the Color settings in Accessibility so you can better see what you're otherwise missing?
Color blind mode - APPT.org

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"yellow" color blind? The Simpsons must be one giant freak show

Woke to heavy rain today but at least it’s a desk day! Got the boys out between showers and now praying it’s fine Friday when I take my pal fishing again and have a boat booked

How lovely Mother Nature is accommodating your schedule, @Greylag Have a wonderful trip Friday!

BTW did you know that PT =physical torture?

And then something happens... one minute you're busy sweating and swearing and the next thing you know an amazing transformation happens and Physical Torture becomes Physical Triumph

Wat rides through some mornings to speak. They come running out of the bushes because they think that breakfast has arrived

My brain immediately pictured you on your bike (cycle?)... slowing as you ride down behind the restaurant... with a jerry-rigged spreader system on the back of your bike. Water to the left, kibble to the right.... cats? cats everywhere!!
It. was. majestic!

LOL! I had to do a double take. My mother has an inherited cookbook from I’m guessing the 30’s? It actually has a recipe for Turtle Soup. Not the pond kind…nope, the big Loggerhead type. Illegal now obviously as they’re protected, but man…they harvested everything back then.

Had a posh lunch in Waterford, Ireland 30+ years ago... included 2 soups among the other salads, entrees, and sides. I tried both because they were there and why not. Oxtail was one and turtle was the other.
Oxtail tasted like a beef broth - as you would expect.
I don't recall what the turtle soup tasted like, but do recall not really wanting seconds.

Notice how the artist cultivated the knot holes!

Yes - that's pretty wow. *scampers off to look up how that's done*

Hey, not sure if any of you noticed, but it's hot.

I caught the early show, thanks... my emergency weather radio and 800 lumen flashlight just arrived today. All set for the next power outage. Heard it may have been downed trees from straight-line winds and not just a brownout.

So all of a sudden my electric went out and I heard all this banging.... apparently they were changing my meter...surprise!!.... too bad was in the middle of a meeting...when i was talking

I'd be out there screaming at them. They're supposed to notify you that they're going to pull power!

I would have to have a bit of fun with them like "Ive called the police and reported you you shut my sons life support off"
Naaa maybe to harsh

They knocked o door hung a tag and did it.... 10 minutes....hahaha

That's awful, @Missk_2022 and I doubt that 10 minutes notice is proper by any reasonable standard either.

I’m a new member to this group. Can finally post in here without being guilt ridden

I saw you've been provided the welcome packet - complete with Café rules... so... welcome! Hope you like it.
We're a bit like AARP -
AARP - pay your dues, who cares how old you are
Café - follow the rules, who cares how old you are

Well, today is the last day in the neverending parade of birthday cakes through the house this month! Unfortunately this one is for me!

Happy Birthday!!
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I’m glad. Bless the inventor of air conditioning

A hearty, non-religious Amen to that, sir!!!
I'll go for broke and toss in a Hallelujah to boot!!

The only thing they’re really lacking is opposable thumbs!

They would be too dangerous with thumbs.

Pinky and the Brain type dangerous!!

I am being worked to death. (Ok… slight exaggeration…)
Our neighbors are on vacation, so we’re watching their cats. They’re fabulous herd of cats.
So, off to feed them.
Then tackle the lawn.
And then jump in the pool. ( naked, of course!)
Did I miss anything, or where has Lily been?
Here’s a Lilly for you and her of course!

I wonder what multitasking that would look like?
Hmm... Can't feed the cats on a pool float ... because claws... well, claws and dangly bits
How big is your mower? Could you put them on the mower to eat while you mow??
Riding Mower?

Push Mower?

Maybe aliens will beam him up . . . .

Hey…

Hey.

Hey!!

Wat, hurt my feelings….

tattle-tale

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I can't wait to hear about it

Kitten may call.


You know how she is.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Hey…

Hey.

Hey!!

Wat, hurt my feelings….

The tattle tales will be happy to report him for Wanton Meanness.

 

[Wonderer67]

The tattle tales will be happy to report him for Wanton Meanness.

I like wontons.

I’m wantin, wontons

Wontons Soup.
Fried pork wontons
Crab Rangoon wonton
Spinach Artichoke Wontons
Buffalo Chicken Wontons
Wonton Tacos
Shrimp and Veggie Wonton Stir Fry
Sausage Wonton
Kimchi Wonton Potstickers
Boiled wontons
Pork (mince or ground) wontons
Shrimp wonton
Beef wontons
Chicken wontons
Chive and Egg wontons
Mushroom wontons
Water chestnut wontons
Chopped Asian greens wontons
Carrots wontons

 

[Imbacknow935]

@cowboyup6977