Company off-site - Sexual activities

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Hi all,

I am looking for ideas for a group of employees to attend an off-site event. The aim is to enhance team building through engaging sexual activities, ideally competing against other team members. Any ideas?
 
I’m not sure how you get there but I could see restructuring your standard retreat to a sex fest.

“Okay everyone. No matter your field, remember: communication is Key! So for our first activity, we’ll split you all into groups and we’d like you to select one woman and one man from your group. Now, once you pick them, they’ll head off and we’ll give them an envelope on what we want them to discuss.”

*5 minutes later*

“All right, is everyone back with your groups? good! Now, please put a ballgag in her mouth and guys: hope you were paying attention because now you have to tell the rest of the group how to get her off. First group to get their girl off is the winner!”

Or:

“Okay, welcome back from lunch everybody. Next up we get to play a scavenger hunt. But not just any scavenger hunt: the only place you can look is in each others pants or what’s under them. Now before you think you can just strip your coworkers it’s not that easy. You have to tell them what you think are in their pants and if they don’t have it you have to strip and give them everything in your pants and you’re out of the game! Who ever has the most items at the end wins!”

“First item…jeweled buttplug. Oh dear”
 
Do the team building events need to be explicitly sexual right off the bat? Totally fine if that's part of the fantasy for you, but personally I think non-sexual things that accidentally become sexual are even hotter 😍

The Human Knot Game becomes a little too touchy feely, faces get pressed into chests, lips accidentally graze each other, hands end up in compromising places.

A water balloon fight gets a little out of hand, too many people are wearing white button-downs and fabrics that get a bit transparent when wet.

A scavenger hunt has some unintentionally risque items that need to be found or tasks that need to be completed. Randomly paired teams end up creating sexual tension.

A Quick-Change race where teammates have to trade outfits. 😈

The entirety-too-innocent HR person who planned the team building event watches in growing horror as people are getting more and more flirty and inappropriate during the games, trying to shut the proceedings down before it gets completely out of hand, but getting turned on themselves in the process 🤣
 
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I'm trying to think of activities that match corporate stereotypes...

The sales team + something involving phone sex...

IT turning someone on, then off again...

The event can open with HR providing a hands on tutorial. Sexuality in the Worlkplace: Best Practices

Then you have a few common office dynamics:
  • The hot receptionist every man seems to be in love with could be 'auctioned off' for the CEO's favourite charity
  • The office bully might end up getting pegged
  • Etcetera...
 
Do the team building events need to be explicitly sexual right off the bat? Totally fine if that's part of the fantasy for you, but personally I think non-sexual things that accidentally become sexual are even hotter 😍

The Human Knot Game becomes a little too touchy feely, faces get pressed into chests, lips accidentally graze each other, hands end up in compromising places.

A water balloon fight gets a little out of hand, too many people are wearing white button-downs and fabrics that get a bit transparent when wet.

A scavenger hunt has some unintentionally risque items that need to be found or tasks that need to be completed. Randomly paired teams end up creating sexual tension.

A Quick-Change race where teammates have to trade outfits. 😈

The entirety-too-innocent HR person who planned the team building event watches in growing horror as people are getting more and more flirty and inappropriate during the games, trying to shut the proceedings down before it gets completely out of hand, but getting turned on themselves in the process 🤣
Incredible ideas/imagination/forethought, Penny!
 
Do the team building events need to be explicitly sexual right off the bat? Totally fine if that's part of the fantasy for you, but personally I think non-sexual things that accidentally become sexual are even hotter 😍

The Human Knot Game becomes a little too touchy feely, faces get pressed into chests, lips accidentally graze each other, hands end up in compromising places.

A water balloon fight gets a little out of hand, too many people are wearing white button-downs and fabrics that get a bit transparent when wet.

A scavenger hunt has some unintentionally risque items that need to be found or tasks that need to be completed. Randomly paired teams end up creating sexual tension.

A Quick-Change race where teammates have to trade outfits. 😈

The entirety-too-innocent HR person who planned the team building event watches in growing horror as people are getting more and more flirty and inappropriate during the games, trying to shut the proceedings down before it gets completely out of hand, but getting turned on themselves in the process 🤣
Know an old post but I'm an employer and thinking: damn, Penny could create some serious (sticky) cohesiveness!
 
Strictly imaginary, I'm afraid😁

Though the "Accessibility Compliance," story in my author profile involves some workplace naughtiness!
Just read your bio; I shall explore your AC story in detail...TY for sharing. I have such a strong fantasy about one of my staff right now - lifting her sundress...you got/have the idea...
 
You could always use the game where the girls all wear different colored lipstick and the guys have to collect every color on their cocks, extra points for getting the rainbow order just right.

Then there's pin the tail on the donkey, except this one involves blindfolded employees locating mouths and pussies.

Who can take the most filthy photocopied image? Solo is fine but extra points for photocopying two way sex acts, double extra points for threeway.
 
"I see everyone's flustered from the ice breaking activities. The human knot got to all of you? Welcome to the second part. The trust exercise," the cute guy said, accompanied to an equally cute girl.

"Are we going to do trust falls?" one of the employees asked with a weary sigh.

"After the accident a year ago we have modernised the technique a lot. Besides the accident, it is easy to trust people in such safe conditions. We would like you to build a trust that will hold however rough the weather is at your company. We're making trust pictures!" The woman said.

"Yay! Trust pictures! You might ask what are those! It's easy! You need to trust your colleagues to have compromising pictures about you," the guy said. He lifted his shirt, revealing his sport freak body with a tattoo that said "I love Ginny," but was crossed out. "Just show something that you don't want to become public, and wholly trust your colleagues with it. If everyone has something on the other, then no one can spill the beans! The nuclear stand off principle."

The woman took a picture of him with the Polaroid, the tattoo caught in the lens. Then the camera was passed to the man.

"Now we find something compromising for her. I know she's self conscious about her left breast being bigger. Could you lift your shirt Betty?"

"Oh no Mike! I forgot my bra! I can't lift my shirt."

"The more compromising the better Betty!"

Betty took off her shirt, hiding the ample bosom under her arm. They squished and moved with slanderous intent to all directions. Mike took a quick picture to the waving Betty striking a pose.

"Is that it? We strip and get a picture? I need to take a whole lot more off if I'm embarrassed," a male colleague said. A woman nodded in agreement.

"It isn't just that. You could have anyone slap the butt of someone else for example. The more compromising the picture of each of you, the better."

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"Welcome to our third part of your team building day! I see you're all flustered from the trust pictures. Just take a breath and a drink. That is often the most intense part of the day. Here we're going into more personal stuff. Everyone needs to be socially connected," a clone of Betty said. Her skin, face and hair were all different, yet they exuded the same #fitgirl energy.

"Is this where we talk with each other about ourselves? Our private moments or intimate things we sometimes do?" one of the employees said. This time he didn't sigh.

"Sort of, but we like your active participation! It is pretty similar. We think actions speak louder than words, and stay with a team forever. For example, if Karen feels intimate with a hug," I give it to her!" a clone of Mike responded.

He hugged her tight, their bodies pressing together with an enthusiastic fervor. From the press of their bodies people could understand why the core of the Earth was so hot. His hands hugged the curve of her rock hard ass.

"Now remember, the more intimate the better. Barry, could you take off your shirt?" Karen said while biting her lip, eager for the demonstration.
 
Where I live, hot springs are a thing and popular vacation getways. Some are 5star venues others are literally a bunch of log cabins in the wilderness.

So a company rewards it's top sales team to one of the log cabin type springs. No cell service, no electricity and no neighbors. Nothing to do but talk, play a board game or cards. Or fuck.

After the first night of sexual tension and sleeping alone, the second day is full of teasing and inuendo and suggestive glances.

When Marcy finally gets tired of the tension, she desides that maybe she'd enjoy being naked in the spring and things progress from there. All of them are married and there alone, and they make a pact. "What happens at the springs, stays at the spring and it's never spoken of again."
 
Where I live, hot springs are a thing and popular vacation getways. Some are 5star venues others are literally a bunch of log cabins in the wilderness.

So a company rewards it's top sales team to one of the log cabin type springs. No cell service, no electricity and no neighbors. Nothing to do but talk, play a board game or cards. Or fuck.

After the first night of sexual tension and sleeping alone, the second day is full of teasing and inuendo and suggestive glances.

When Marcy finally gets tired of the tension, she desides that maybe she'd enjoy being naked in the spring and things progress from there. All of them are married and there alone, and they make a pact. "What happens at the springs, stays at the spring and it's never spoken of again."
Luv soaking au natural...lot of hot springs @ here too...hmmm
 
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