🏡PLP's Bazaar of the Bizarre: A Study Hall for the Deviant and Delightful

[Whiskeyjack]

You like a McMansion set?

No dungeons, no McMansions.
Circus tent or gtfo.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Somedays you just want the being wanted

 

[EvaLane]

hot or not?

why not do it in a nice comfy bed?

Why not?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

No dungeons, no McMansions.
Circus tent or gtfo.

I'm sorry no. I don't fuck with clowns and the risk is too great!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Why not?

Exactly what I’m talking about. And a clean shower for before and after.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Are their talents you wish you had? Writing beautiful poetry is in my top 5.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Exactly what I’m talking about. And a clean shower for before and after.

Oh interesting thought I meant to bring!

Showers before sex! How necessary? I have a friend whose husband will not have sex unless they both shower before. Thoughts?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I'm sorry no. I don't fuck with clowns and the risk is too great!

I'm surprised there isn't more clown porn out there (although, yes, I know there is some).
If you're a foot fetishist who's also a size queen/king... then if bigger is better clown shoes should be jizztastic.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

hot or not?

not .. I hate to share

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh interesting thought I meant to bring!

Showers before sex! How necessary? I have a friend whose husband will not have sex unless they both shower before. Thoughts?

Not really necessary at all in my life. Ain’t nobody got time for all that! But if I’m doing something special like a three way, I wanna be at my best!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I'm surprised there isn't more clown porn out there (although, yes, I know there is some).
If you're a foot fetishist who's also a size queen/king... then if bigger is better clown shoes should be jizztastic.

I am passionately neither.

 

[EvaLane]

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Are their talents you wish you had? Writing beautiful poetry is in my top 5.

I want to dance so badly!!! I’m practicing every 2-3 days because well, my legs hurt inbetween lol. Even dumb tiktok dances are killing me this is the oneeeeee

(link because imgur is too ugly for this pretty thread)

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I am passionately neither.

Well, that's good news for those of us who are not clowns with 9" dongs.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I want to dance so badly!!! I’m practicing every 2-3 days because well, my legs hurt inbetween lol. Even dumb tiktok dances are killing me this is the oneeeeee

https://imgur.com/a/CMtnRAL

Same! Even when I was in pretty good shape I had no balance or rhythm. But I sure love watching SYTYCD!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Oh interesting thought I meant to bring!

Showers before sex! How necessary? I have a friend whose husband will not have sex unless they both shower before. Thoughts?

depends on the situation, hopefully she is at least going to wet wipe it if my tongue is gonna be in it

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I want to dance so badly!!! I’m practicing every 2-3 days because well, my legs hurt inbetween lol. Even dumb tiktok dances are killing me this is the oneeeeee

(link because imgur is too ugly for this pretty thread)

To have rhythm at all!!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

depends on the situation, hopefully she is at least going to wet wipe it if my tongue is gonna be in it

I mean, obviously if you've been out doing yard work, skip through the shower. But just every time?
Nah

 

[EvaLane]

Oh interesting thought I meant to bring!

Showers before sex! How necessary? I have a friend whose husband will not have sex unless they both shower before. Thoughts?

No! No! No. No. lol no. Please no. Unless you are actually filthy filthy filthy, no. We can shower after.

This is assuming this person has good hygiene regularly and I already really want to fuck them

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I want to dance so badly!!! I’m practicing every 2-3 days because well, my legs hurt inbetween lol. Even dumb tiktok dances are killing me this is the oneeeeee

(link because imgur is too ugly for this pretty thread)

that looks like a first class ticket to hip replacement surgery for my old ass.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

No! No! No. No. lol no. Please no. Unless you are actually filthy filthy filthy, no. We can shower after.

This is assuming this person has good hygiene regularly and I already really want to fuck them

Agreed. 1000%

And I do love a little bathroom foreplay sometimes but... I find that natural essence <chef's kiss>

 

[UsuallyPresent]

No dungeons, no McMansions.
Circus tent or gtfo.

Bouncy house.