Currently Masturbating *3.0*

Post lunch fist fumble
I need one of those ... perhaps I should include it in our company handbook?
Section 5.7 - Anyone wishing to masturbate after their lunch may do so in the privacy of either the washroom, their office (if lockable door) or their own vehicle (unless they are a cyclist, in which case one of the other options to avoid distressing any innocent passer-by)
Section 5.8 - Any female member of staff unable to use any of the options in 5.7 above may use my office at a time convenient to me (so I can observe and participate)
:oops: 😜
 
I need one of those ... perhaps I should include it in our company handbook?
Section 5.7 - Anyone wishing to masturbate after their lunch may do so in the privacy of either the washroom, their office (if lockable door) or their own vehicle (unless they are a cyclist, in which case one of the other options to avoid distressing any innocent passer-by)
Section 5.8 - Any female member of staff unable to use any of the options in 5.7 above may use my office at a time convenient to me (so I can observe and participate)
:oops: 😜
I’m sure most places of work would be immeasurably improved with frequent wank breaks

I mean probably not heart surgeons or bus drivers…
 
I’m sure most places of work would be immeasurably improved with frequent wank breaks

I mean probably not heart surgeons or bus drivers…
It would be good for staff morale ... a group wank in the (aptly named) messroom (obviously no interfering with other staff purely to avoid problems with HR)

Pretty sure some bus drivers do it as they're driving - otherwise how do you explain the lateness and bad road manners? :oops: 🤣
 
It would be good for staff morale ... a group wank in the (aptly named) messroom (obviously no interfering with other staff purely to avoid problems with HR)

Pretty sure some bus drivers do it as they're driving - otherwise how do you explain the lateness and bad road manners? :oops: 🤣
Has anyone ever told you you are a funny guy (flutters eyelashes) ;)
 
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