🏡PLP's Bazaar of the Bizarre: A Study Hall for the Deviant and Delightful

[LustfulIntentions2]

<curtsies>


To be fair "my boys" are the grown men i play D&D with.

To be fair, when I consider my most recent purchases and activities, I'm basically a child anyways.

 

[AlpineFresco]

So, I've got enough into the rpg thing to enjoy the storytelling on some podcasts. Maybe one day I'll even throw around some dice myself! And, the Crooked Moon trailer does look pretty fun.

Wait, isn't there a separate thread for this?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Was just about to post the same thing!

I mean.... I'll roll your dice. Wait! Damn girl are you a nat 20 because... ahh!! Hold on.

<plp fails her charisma check>

To be fair, when I consider my most recent purchases and activities, I'm basically a child anyways.

We all are

So, I've got enough into the rpg thing to enjoy the storytelling on some podcasts. Maybe one day I'll even throw around some dice myself! And, the Crooked Moon trailer does look pretty fun.

Wait, isn't there a separate thread for this?

All threads are my threads....


Also you should play! What's holding you back?

 

[AlpineFresco]

Time, for the most part. I have friends here who play Das Schwarze Auge but I don't know that's something anyone outside Germany's played. Or possibly even heard of.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Time, for the most part. I have friends here who play Das Schwarze Auge but I don't know that's something anyone outside Germany's played. Or possibly even heard of.

I fear Germany broadly may lack the whimsy required.

 

[AlpineFresco]

I fear Germany broadly may lack the whimsy required.

My own brand of whimsy confuses, astounds, frightens, and fascinates them

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Germany's got plenty of tabletop gamers, the Dark Eye is big over there, amongst others

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

My own brand of whimsy confuses, astounds, frightens, and fascinates them

And most people...

 

[AlpineFresco]

Germany's got plenty of tabletop gamers, the Dark Eye is big over there, amongst others

I see you've bought into the 'Germany' conspiracy, eh?

Fake country.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I see you've bought into the 'Germany' conspiracy, eh?

Fake country.

Good sausage, excellent booze, decent chocolate, OK beer, fair techno, good death metal, awesome industrial. Yep! Bought in, and reinvested!

 

[AlpineFresco]

Man, nobody's immune to the conspiracies, jeez.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I don't appreciate this German propaganda in the B&B. We don't accept that kind of weiner here.


To punish you.... here is a sexy Beholder

 

[AlpineFresco]

I don't appreciate this German propaganda in the B&B. We don't accept that kind of weiner here.


To punish you.... here is a sexy Beholder

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Is there a back view?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Is there a back view?

Whats your AC?

 

[AlpineFresco]

Whats your AC?

I'm not American, we don't typically have AC here.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I'm not American, we don't typically have AC here.

Sigh..... you wound me

 

[AlpineFresco]

Sigh..... you wound me

Roll for damage.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Roll for damage.

Sweet angel, you're supposed to roll for damage.
You need to get someone to take your ttrpg virginity.

Your virginttrpgy??

 

[AlpineFresco]

God that's gross.

Also what? What a silly system.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

You're such a troll

 

[AlpineFresco]

Oh! Oh! I know this! Vulnerable to fire damage!

 

[AlpineFresco]

Or immune to it.

One of the two.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Suddenly you know stat blocks??

 

[AlpineFresco]

Suddenly you know stat blocks??

Who's he?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I don't even have the energy to make up an NPC named Stat Blocks - an earth genasi monk that's made of stone.
You've worn me out. I hope you're happy.