Genocide at 40,000': Israel Tortures Greta

BREAKING: Greta Thunberg's Amphibious Landing on Gaza Foiled by Israeli Forces, Evacuated via Carbon-Spewing Aircraft

In what some are already calling the most environmentally ironic operation since Al Gore’s pool heater, climate crusader Greta Thunberg's attempted amphibious landing on the Gaza Strip was swiftly intercepted by Israeli naval security forces early Tuesday morning. The Swedish teen icon, arriving in what her press team described as a “peace vessel powered by the tears of melting glaciers,” was hoping to establish a demilitarized eco-zone and deliver a stern lecture on fossil fuels to both sides of the conflict.

Eyewitnesses say the landing force, composed of Greta, three vegan journalists, and a large papier-mâché globe, was halted just short of the beach after failing to respond to warnings in Hebrew, Arabic, and carbon-neutral semaphore. After being detained, Thunberg was offered the full diplomatic courtesy of a one-way ticket home aboard a Boeing 777, a fate she described as “a personal extinction-level event.”

Sources confirm she was seated in a premium window seat and served bottled water, plastic-wrapped crackers, and a shrink-wrapped vegan meal, prompting her to tweet furiously until her solar-powered phone lost charge somewhere over Cyprus.

Thunberg has vowed to return “in a wind-powered dirigible made of repurposed protest signs,” but Israeli officials remain skeptical, citing airspace restrictions and the risk of sparking a spontaneous flash-mob interpretive dance protest near Tel Aviv.
Greta is the youngest woman ever to trigger the MAGA fucks.
 
Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I love being an emotional wreck unable to appreciate self deprecating humor. Guess what I am not? Someone who lusts and is obsessed with making fun of a person with disabilities you creepy (P)ollyana painter!

I am a liar.
I am still giddy over Mr. Matchbox Texas Hotwheels!

Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I love being an emotional wreck unable to appreciate self deprecating humor. Guess what I am not? Someone who lusts and is obsessed with making fun of a person with disabilities you creepy (P)ollyana painter!

I am a liar.
I am still giddy over Mr. Matchbox Texas Hotwheels!
You just keep proving my point over and over.
 
You just keep proving my point over and over.
Hahahahaha.
I'm trying hard to be the most vulgar member here.
Please leave any suggestions for me to improve at the drop box outside the back door, down the street behind the dumpster on fire to your left.
Fuck. OFF. LOL.
 
You need to watch Democracy Now! Daily.
The hell with Democracy Now! You can watch any major network in the USA or the BBC to see daily coverage of starved Gazans chasing any form of food relief.

It boggles my mind that BSG is denying that aspect of this war.
 
The hell with Democracy Now! You can watch any major network in the USA or the BBC to see daily coverage of starved Gazans chasing any form of food relief.

It boggles my mind that BSG is denying that aspect of this war.

The food is being delivered. Hamas is preventing it from reaching the people.

This is NOT the fault of anyone except the Gazans who keep Hamas in power.
 
The food is being delivered. Hamas is preventing it from reaching the people.

This is NOT the fault of anyone except the Gazans who keep Hamas in power.
The food is not being delivered. Israel won't allow it. And it's safer to starve than try to collect food from the GHF.
 
The food is not being delivered. Israel won't allow it. And it's safer to starve than try to collect food from the GHF.

The food WAS being delivered. Until the UNRWA decided to smuggle weapons into Gaza. Israel paused deliveries until they could ascertain how to get food/aid into Gaza without weapons smuggling.

FAFO.

However, as of May, aid is being delivered to Gaza by Israel.

https://www.npr.org/2025/05/19/nx-s1-5402837/israel-gaza-food-aid-starvation-hamas

So, once again, YOU LIE.
 

If you don't already know this, you DEFINITELY need to STFU.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-804383

https://belaaz.com/news/weapons-found-in-gaza-aid-packages


But they're not getting to eat it. And it's safer to starve than to try to get food from the GHF.

They're getting aid. If Hamas is stealing it from the citizens, that's a citizen problem not an aid delivery problem. If you want to place blame, place it were it should be - on Hamas. Not Israel.
 
If you don't already know this, you DEFINITELY need to STFU.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-804383
Even you should know better than to believe the Jerusalem Post -- or the IDF.
They're getting aid. If Hamas is stealing it from the citizens, that's a citizen problem not an aid delivery problem. If you want to place blame, place it were it should be - on Hamas. Not Israel.
As of June 14, 2025, more than 274 Palestinians have been killed by Israel while seeking aid from GHF sites.[4][5] Survivors of the repeated mass killings perpetrated at the distribution sites have begun to refer to the Israeli-backed operation as traps or death traps rather than aid.[6][7]

Hamas didn't kill them. The IDF did.
 
Even you should know better than to believe the Jerusalem Post -- or the IDF.

As of June 14, 2025, more than 274 Palestinians have been killed by Israel while seeking aid from GHF sites.[4][5] Survivors of the repeated mass killings perpetrated at the distribution sites have begun to refer to the Israeli-backed operation as traps or death traps rather than aid.[6][7]

Hamas didn't kill them. The IDF did.


Lol, denialism doesn't make it untrue. It just makes you look stupid.
 
The food is being delivered. Hamas is preventing it from reaching the people.

This is NOT the fault of anyone except the Gazans who keep Hamas in power.
The Israeli army is blocking the aid shipments, not Hamas. That statement is as boneheadedly ignorant as saying Iran, not Russia, invaded Ukraine. Geez dude, where the fuck do you get your information from? The Onion? Or One of your fellow high-school dropouts started a news blog or something?
 
The Israeli army is blocking the aid shipments, not Hamas. That statement is as boneheadedly ignorant as saying Iran, not Russia, invaded Ukraine. Geez dude, where the fuck do you get your information from? The Onion? Or One of your fellow high-school dropouts started a news blog or something?
Hamas has colluded with the UN for years to steal the the aid being sent to the Gazan people and then sell it back to them at inflated prices. Now Israel is giving aid directly to the Gazans and Hamas trying to sabotage it.
 
The Israeli army is blocking the aid shipments, not Hamas. That statement is as boneheadedly ignorant as saying Iran, not Russia, invaded Ukraine. Geez dude, where the fuck do you get your information from? The Onion? Or One of your fellow high-school dropouts started a news blog or something?

Israel is ALLOWING aid to be delivered into Gaza.

Or are you stupid enough to believe Hamas propaganda despite my earlier links to the proof that aid is being delivered?
 
Israel is ALLOWING aid to be delivered into Gaza.

Or are you stupid enough to believe Hamas propaganda despite my earlier links to the proof that aid is being delivered?
Hamas propaganda is more credible than Israeli propaganda.
 
Hamas propaganda is more credible than Israeli propaganda.


Lol, like the Hamas propaganda that 700 innocent civilians were killed when the IDF dropped a missile into a hospital? Even though the evidence PROVED that the missile was from Hamas and hit the parking lot?

That kind of believable propaganda?
 
Lol, like the Hamas propaganda that 700 innocent civilians were killed when the IDF dropped a missile into a hospital? Even though the evidence PROVED that the missile was from Hamas and hit the parking lot?

That kind of believable propaganda?
The biggest propaganda coup of the Israeli pogrom was convincing the world that their splendid little attempt at genocide in Gaza was all about "rescuing hostages". Even diaspora Jews initially bought that happy horseshit.

Israel never gave a damn about hostages, and even gave orders for IDF troops to shoot at captured Israeli civilians being hauled back to Gaza as captive hostages. The IDF killing at least 14 innocent Israelis (google "Civilian Project Hannibal")

"Project Hannibal" is a controversial 20 year old Israeli program that until the Gazan invasion said that it is better for Israeli IDF soldiers to kill other IDF soldiers if the others are facing capture, a notable exception to the oft-stated claim that "Every Israeli Life Is Sacred". Negotiating release of hostages is not fun, evidently. I suppose it was only a matter of time until the government ordered troops to kill "inconvenient" civilians.

Israel is now a pariah in the world, and rightfully so. It is remarkable how long Israeli propaganda was successful at fooling the world.
 
The biggest propaganda coup of the Israeli pogrom was convincing the world that their splendid little attempt at genocide in Gaza was all about "rescuing hostages". Even diaspora Jews initially bought that happy horseshit.

Israel never gave a damn about hostages, and even gave orders for IDF troops to shoot at captured Israeli civilians being hauled back to Gaza as captive hostages. The IDF killing at least 14 innocent Israelis (google "Civilian Project Hannibal")

"Project Hannibal" is a controversial 20 year old Israeli program that until the Gazan invasion said that it is better for Israeli IDF soldiers to kill other IDF soldiers if the others are facing capture, a notable exception to the oft-stated claim that "Every Israeli Life Is Sacred". Negotiating release of hostages is not fun, evidently. I suppose it was only a matter of time until the government ordered troops to kill "inconvenient" civilians.

Israel is now a pariah in the world, and rightfully so. It is remarkable how long Israeli propaganda was successful at fooling the world.

This is why the entire world is silent on Israel's operations against Iran. Right?
 
Hahahahaha.
I'm trying hard to be the most vulgar member here.
Please leave any suggestions for me to improve at the drop box outside the back door, down the street behind the dumpster on fire to your left.
Fuck. OFF. LOL.
Vulgar replies and name calling are always the sign of a failed argument and an inability to compete rhetorically.
 
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