Brown or Pink?

Yes, cocoa normally is. Especially with a trace of cinnamon and sweetened with honey...
Wait.
Ok.
Yes, I was told they are delicious even when the lactate glands are inactive.
I think that's a lie. People who say that probably just want to get into my knickers.
hahaha - you think???
 
No, of course not.
Complete nonsense.
If you can lick my breasts without paying for it with a bruised testicle, you already have access anyway. And if you still have access the next morning, you're welcome to have some homemade cocoa for breakfast. You're going to need it.
Sounds great to me... though I think I may wear my cricket box until I was sure... :cool:
 
The books are shorter so they're a quicker read... can I bring some English honey?
If there's one thing I have enough of in my kitchen then it's honey.

Wait.

If that some weird reference like chestnut honey?

Dear audience,

I was referring to the kitchen in cooking meals in. Not some reference to goingsons whatsoever. There's currently no 'honey' in the other 'kitchen'.
On the other hand, nice try.

And a word of advice, ladies. If he doesn't lick you, don't give him a blowjob. If your pleasure is not worth his tongue, why swallow his brain cells? And no, real honey to 'increase the flavour' is a really bad no, no idea down there. It stings. If he doesn't like your fishy taste, why should you appreciate his soapy one?
 
If there's one thing I have enough of in my kitchen then it's honey.

Wait.

If that some weird reference like chestnut honey?

Dear audience,

I was referring to the kitchen in cooking meals in. Not some reference to goingsons whatsoever. There's currently no 'honey' in the other 'kitchen'.
On the other hand, nice try.

And a word of advice, ladies. If he doesn't lick you, don't give him a blowjob. If your pleasure is not worth his tongue, why swallow his brain cells? And no, real honey to 'increase the flavour' is a really bad no, no idea down there. It stings. If he doesn't like your fishy taste, why should you appreciate his soapy one?
Well that went places I hadn't thought of... briefly... I do lick... no honey there but def on your boobs... and maybe dribbled elsewhere as you have lots... and these days not sure how many brain cells I have left but more than happy to have them orally reduced :cool:
 
Well that went places I hadn't thought of... briefly... I do lick... no honey there but def on your boobs... and maybe dribbled elsewhere as you have lots... and these days not sure how many brain cells I have left but more than happy to have them orally reduced :cool:
Well then, we can close this threat now. Please stop replying everyone.
Under a sufficient layer of honey all nipples are brown.
Provided Jonno doesn't licked it away that is.
 
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