Tallulah82
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Not *right now*, but I can be kidding you in about 2 hours time? It'll be fuckless, but definitely kidding.Are you fucking kidding me right now

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Not *right now*, but I can be kidding you in about 2 hours time? It'll be fuckless, but definitely kidding.Are you fucking kidding me right now
FactsIt still hurts
damn not even that old and made me feel old well dependingIt'll be ten years in September from when I joined Lit the first time. How time flies, and how life changes.
Don't be coming near me bragging that you're not that old. My wrinkles are offended.damn not even that old and made me feel old well depending![]()
This seems like a fairly common thoughts. I wonder if I could monetize it? $2 a swat, 3 for $5. $2 for a wiggle, $3 for a yelp, $0.50 for a moan.If "crush" means that intense urge to spank the monkey whenever I see him pop up, then ok, sure, whatevs.
Look at you, thread weaving! Also, no, I ain't paying to swat you, I don't like you THAT much. Geez.This seems like a fairly common thoughts. I wonder if I could monetize it? $2 a swat, 3 for $5. $2 for a wiggle, $3 for a yelp, $0.50 for a moan.![]()
well young lady i don't have that knowledge of said offense so that needs back up hahahaDon't be coming near me bragging that you're not that old. My wrinkles are offended.![]()
Mmm basically didDid she fall asleep with her fingers still inside
I hear that...working on 4...my own fault being on here all dam morningTwo hours of sleep isn't going to cut it. It's going to be a long day.
Masturbation does that to you!It'll be ten years in September from when I joined Lit the first time. How time flies, and how life changes.
One of the realest strugglesI need to get back into a damn workout routine, it’s been ages. Buuuuut my bed is so damn comfy and warm
In the same boat as y'allI hear that...working on 4...my own fault being on here all dam morning
I came home telling everyone I was going to get a nap. Still waiting.I promise I am going to bed early…
Happy Father’s DayMight fuck around and spend Father’s Day setting up a bloody mary bar for all the Gilfs at pickleball courts.