What are you a sucker for?

[barefootgirl69]

A juicy booty

That doesn't sound appealing. Can I get a different adjective or call a friend?

 

[~Elizabeth~]

That doesn't sound appealing. Can I get a different adjective or call a friend?

You crack me the hell up with quips like that, bfg!

 

[Mewalkabout]

A random message showing they care

 

[Neanderthal247]

That doesn't sound appealing. Can I get a different adjective or call a friend?

Lmao


Beautiful shaped glutes ?

 

[wickedangeleyes]

Strong hands holding my hips

 

[NeonSubtlety]

an unimposing woman who could curse a pirate into a corner.

 

[Dave4play57]

Erect nipples

 

[Medicalman13152]

Body Confident Women!

 

[Tallulah82]

Anyone who likes me.

Also, anyone who doesn't like me because I do like a challenge.

 

[LexiSmiles92]

soul penetrating eye contact

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

A very light touch against my pants in public...where I can't decide whether it was a casual, accidently brush, or an attempt to touch...

 

[Cat]

When silly goofing around turns non silly.

 

[ChristopherDW]

A few open buttons at the top of a blouse, so you can just see a teasing hint of cleavage.

 

[Big_Trucker_Tom]

Suckers!

 

[Tallulah82]

When silly goofing around turns non silly.

Oh, no. I can't cope with that. I can't go from making jokes to suddenly dick in my face. I'd be like "Whoaahh! Hold on a moment, there, @Saltfountain!"

I need a more gradual slide from laughter to sexy.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

A man who is musically inclined.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Tacos. Nachos. Burritos. I think I'm hungry.

 

[Sweet_b19]

Effortless banter

 

[deft]

When silly goofing around turns non silly.

This, this, and this again

 

[munch2much]

When someone doesn’t steel the show, but their quirky, silly, infectious sense of humour always always lights up my face.

 

[AtramentousRex]

Oh, no. I can't cope with that. I can't go from making jokes to suddenly dick in my face. I'd be like "Whoaahh! Hold on a moment, there, @Saltfountain!"

I need a more gradual slide from laughter to sexy.

But what if I'm making you giggle and suddenly say that I love making you laugh, I bet you sound just as pretty when I'm making you cum?

...only not me, per say. Just if a guy did that.

p.s....I'm a sucker for a lady with a sense of humor!

 

[Tallulah82]

But what if I'm making you giggle and suddenly say that I love making you laugh, I bet you sound just as pretty when I'm making you cum?

...only not me, per say. Just if a guy did that.

p.s....I'm a sucker for a lady with a sense of humor!

If you like donkey's hee-hawing then you're weirder than I am. And my orgasms are silent. I lay there, looking like I've been petrified to stone. But it's ok, it only lasts a few minutes then I remember to breathe again, and choke madly doing so.

I wish I had a sense of humour. People tell me I'm funny but I just write the truth. There's nothing funny about that. *sigh*

 

[AtramentousRex]

If you like donkey's hee-hawing then you're weirder than I am. And my orgasms are silent. I lay there, looking like I've been petrified to stone. But it's ok, it only lasts a few minutes then I remember to breathe again, and choke madly doing so.

I wish I had a sense of humour. People tell me I'm funny but I just write the truth. There's nothing funny about that. *sigh*

You always try to convince me you're unsexy. Is it because I smell like a fungal infection and sound like frogs farting? I promise to wear the bag over my head next time..

 

[Tallulah82]

You always try to convince me you're unsexy. Is it because I smell like a fungal infection and sound like frogs farting? I promise to wear the bag over my head next time..

I do believe a bag over your head wouldn't stop such aromas or noises. I shall clothespin my nose and wear earplugs. It wouldn't be the first time, there's some kinky fuckers around these here parts.

 

[AtramentousRex]

I do believe a bag over your head wouldn't stop such aromas or noises. I shall clothespin my nose and wear earplugs. It wouldn't be the first time, there's some kinky fuckers around these here parts.

You know I only posted here to hit on you, right? Wanna blow this popsicle stand and go have the kind of sex that requires safety gear?