Wit & Nipples 🍒

As a woman I’m sure I already know some of the things she did to you ;) it takes someone who knows what they’re doing. But the connection afterwards is undeniable! 😍

I once milked a man, bent over on his bed, my tongue and finger in his ass, the other one jerking him. He had never ever sprayed continuously like that. And afterwards he told me orgasms never quite felt the same.

That brings back some memories. Being bent over, seeing her reach for her "toys."

She made the anticipation so delicious...

She was so good at it, and very good at congratulating me, telling me how sensitive i was, she made it all so natural and sensual. We weren't doing anything weird, just finding something new. Afterwards, I couldn't stop thanking her, it was important to me that she knew what she had done for me...

Believe me, she knew!
 
Good Morning & Happy Fridayyy 🦇🖤

1) Convince me you’re a good time in ONE sentence. Bonus points if your answer says more than “fuck you good.” Be creative.
I make a lot of bad jokes and ridiculous suggestions because being serious all the time is overrated
2) Tell me something that you think sets you apart from others, no humblebrags!! Impress me. Or at least entertain me.
I make a lot of bad jokes and ridiculous suggestions? I don't fuckin know, I ain't special
3) You’re stuck in the universe of the last TV show/movie you watched. Firstly, how long do you survive and who are you befriending/fucking first & why.
Well, the last show I watched was Bluey with my kid, so I'm probably not at any significant mortal risk here. Bandit seems like a fun dude, I'd hang out with the blue guy.
4)You walk into a bar looking for a ladies attention. What’s your first move?
Probably get my takeout and leave. Bars aren't my thing, the lady whose attention I'm trying to get is probably the hostess. If I were there to try to flirt I have no idea what I'd do, I haven't had to try to attract feminine attention in 15 years and I was really bad at it back then, so honestly I would probably just have a drink at the bar, think "what am I even doing here," and go home.
5)If I gave you one weekend with zero consequences… how would you spend it?
Honestly, probably catching up on sleep. I'm fucking tired.
6) What’s something people consistently tell you you’re good at… and do you agree with them?
My job and yes, I do think I'm good at what I do.
7) What part of your body gets the most praise? and what part do you secretly wish got more attention?
I'm an average looking guy over 40, I don't get compliments on my body. I don't really have a part that I wish got more attention.
8) What’s your most controversial opinion?
My opinion that the world would be a better place if everyone would just shut the fuck up and let other people live their lives is pretty controversial around these parts.
9) You can bring one item to a hookup to impress the other person (non-sexual). What are you showing up with?
A funny hat? A nerf gun? A recipe book to make breakfast the next morning?
10) Your three desert island items…you can’t pick any extras.
1) a water purifier
2) flint and steel to make fire
3) one of those blankets the US Marines have that is lightweight yet really warm and super durable
11) Tell me about your favourite memory!
The birth of my kid. Nothing else compares.
12) Have you ever lied on a date? If so what did you lie about? And did you ever come clean?
I was nervous before my first date with my now wife and had to run to the bathroom in the coffee shop because of it. I lied about having to poop when I came out because, like, why the hell would I tell this girl about whom I'm super excited about what I did in the bathroom? Yes, she now knows about it.
The picture above is what I look like when you pick me up ready for a date.

If the date went well, we might move to a different bar and later take it back to your place/hotel/car…

Tap here to see what I would look like if you fucked around and found out ;)
That looks like a nice way to end a date!
 
I have even more than that in boxes in my loft. I used to do content creation so needed a lot of choice. Not only that, going back 6/7 years ago when I was in a fully fledged lesbian relationship, we needed options ;) and options, I certainly have. I remember the first ever strap on I brought and being terrified that I wouldn’t know how to use it properly. The first time I put it on, I had this weird rush of power? I guess? I felt so in control. No wonder some of you let your cock lead you ;)
Bless me 🤣
(Seeing my self with no piercings and minimal tattoos creeps me out, I like having my lil edge 🤣)
19 year old beans has the same fantastic tits 😈
 
You’d be more than a little scared if you were tied to my bed, watching me run my hand over each toy, deciding which toy I want to use for fun and which one for gentle punishment ;)
Oh boy. Fun and punishment, the levels of anticipation those two words would cause...!
 
I remember the first ever strap on I brought and being terrified that I wouldn’t know how to use it properly.
This is why so important the position, the techniques, stamina, practice based on the anatomy of the tool to maximise the joy for both parties.
In your case it was enough to focus on your partner and learning how to use the tool.
The first time I put it on, I had this weird rush of power? I guess? I felt so in control. No wonder some of you let your cock lead you ;)
Yes, this is a power if you can use it and control it in the proper way or make more mess.
 
Heyyy and good evening 🌶️

I hope you all had an amazing Father’s Day weekend, however you chose to spend it!
I spent most of mine out on the kayak, then came home to dive into a plate of pesto pasta (with homemade pesto, naturally). In between paddling and pasta, I ended up sorting through some old makeup in my vanity and stumbled across a red lipstick I haven’t worn in ages. I tried it on just for fun… and well, one thing led to another.

I…. Well, I figured I’d snap a little something for my friends here, sooo enjoy the red lippy and a touch of leather lingerie. 🖤🦇

🌶️ 💄🥀 🎱
 
Heyyy and good evening 🌶️

I hope you all had an amazing Father’s Day weekend, however you chose to spend it!
I spent most of mine out on the kayak, then came home to dive into a plate of pesto pasta (with homemade pesto, naturally). In between paddling and pasta, I ended up sorting through some old makeup in my vanity and stumbled across a red lipstick I haven’t worn in ages. I tried it on just for fun… and well, one thing led to another.

I…. Well, I figured I’d snap a little something for my friends here, sooo enjoy the red lippy and a touch of leather lingerie. 🖤🦇

🌶️ 💄🥀 🎱
Thank you for sharing them!
 
Heyyy and good evening 🌶️

I hope you all had an amazing Father’s Day weekend, however you chose to spend it!
I spent most of mine out on the kayak, then came home to dive into a plate of pesto pasta (with homemade pesto, naturally). In between paddling and pasta, I ended up sorting through some old makeup in my vanity and stumbled across a red lipstick I haven’t worn in ages. I tried it on just for fun… and well, one thing led to another.

I…. Well, I figured I’d snap a little something for my friends here, sooo enjoy the red lippy and a touch of leather lingerie. 🖤🦇

🌶️ 💄🥀 🎱
You make us crazy. 😍
 
Heyyy and good evening 🌶️

I hope you all had an amazing Father’s Day weekend, however you chose to spend it!
I spent most of mine out on the kayak, then came home to dive into a plate of pesto pasta (with homemade pesto, naturally). In between paddling and pasta, I ended up sorting through some old makeup in my vanity and stumbled across a red lipstick I haven’t worn in ages. I tried it on just for fun… and well, one thing led to another.

I…. Well, I figured I’d snap a little something for my friends here, sooo enjoy the red lippy and a touch of leather lingerie. 🖤🦇

🌶️ 💄🥀 🎱
Love it, happy you had a great weekend too. Those lips tell an entire story. WOW
 
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Heyyy and good evening 🌶️

I hope you all had an amazing Father’s Day weekend, however you chose to spend it!
I spent most of mine out on the kayak, then came home to dive into a plate of pesto pasta (with homemade pesto, naturally). In between paddling and pasta, I ended up sorting through some old makeup in my vanity and stumbled across a red lipstick I haven’t worn in ages. I tried it on just for fun… and well, one thing led to another.

I…. Well, I figured I’d snap a little something for my friends here, sooo enjoy the red lippy and a touch of leather lingerie. 🖤🦇

🌶️ 💄🥀 🎱
Amazing! Thank you so much for sharing! X
 
Heyyy and good evening 🌶️

I hope you all had an amazing Father’s Day weekend, however you chose to spend it!
I spent most of mine out on the kayak, then came home to dive into a plate of pesto pasta (with homemade pesto, naturally). In between paddling and pasta, I ended up sorting through some old makeup in my vanity and stumbled across a red lipstick I haven’t worn in ages. I tried it on just for fun… and well, one thing led to another.

I…. Well, I figured I’d snap a little something for my friends here, sooo enjoy the red lippy and a touch of leather lingerie. 🖤🦇

🌶️ 💄🥀 🎱
Omg what an exciting exotic set of pics
 
Heyyy and good evening 🌶️

I hope you all had an amazing Father’s Day weekend, however you chose to spend it!
I spent most of mine out on the kayak, then came home to dive into a plate of pesto pasta (with homemade pesto, naturally). In between paddling and pasta, I ended up sorting through some old makeup in my vanity and stumbled across a red lipstick I haven’t worn in ages. I tried it on just for fun… and well, one thing led to another.

I…. Well, I figured I’d snap a little something for my friends here, sooo enjoy the red lippy and a touch of leather lingerie. 🖤🦇

🌶️ 💄🥀 🎱
This was amazing, Hot Stuff. 🔥🔥🔥

I'm glad you had a great day. 🫂🫂🫂
 
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