Trans Nectar (and other hyper femme things)

[pleasuremodeloneten]

Now I can’t get the image of the ribbon barn out of my head… gives an interesting spin on elf bondage…

 

[subbyclarajane]

Now I can’t get the image of the ribbon barn out of my head… gives an interesting spin on elf bondage…

As if I would be anything but intentional.

 

[pleasuremodeloneten]

Intentionally pretending that something happened accidentally is quite the most provocative behavior there is…

 

[subbyclarajane]

Intentionally pretending that something happened accidentally is quite the most provocative behavior there is…

Otherwise known as being coy.

/fact-checking

Yeah, close enough.

 

[pleasuremodeloneten]

I’m sure you do coy way better than me, all it does when I try it is bring out my RBF. Like bad Monday morning RBF.
Nothing will give a person the heebyjeebies like seeing Santa attempting to look coyly over his shoulder at them while plumping out his ass…
Maybe it’s time for me to drop the whole Santa thing…
Coy is a very interesting word though, it’s somehow one of those onomatopoeic words.

 

[pleasuremodeloneten]

Now I have the rather nice image of the girl in the original Jungle Book looking coyly over her shoulder at Mowgli after she “accidentally” dropped her water vessel… I will admit that I have gone slightly cross eyed like he did as well…
We are nothing if not previdibile…
Love that movie, lush and beautiful…

 

[subbyclarajane]

Nothing will give a person the heebyjeebies like seeing Santa attempting to look coyly over his shoulder at them while plumping out his ass…

OMGOMGOMG!!! Can you do it with those magnum falsies and tons of blush on your cheeks? Best baby voice, "Santa's been a BAAD WIDDLE BOOOYYYY... Naughty Santa. Naughty Santa." And then you flip the pancake perfectly without even looking.

 

[subbyclarajane]

Now I have the rather nice image of the girl in the original Jungle Book looking coyly over her shoulder at Mowgli after she “accidentally” dropped her water vessel… I will admit that I have gone slightly cross eyed like he did as well…
We are nothing if not previdibile…
Love that movie, lush and beautiful…

You know what else is lush and beautiful? Chia pets.

If someone hasn't made a chia pet vulva, that needs to happen immediately.

Look, I got four hours of sleep, okay? I'm not really responsible for my filter.

 

[pleasuremodeloneten]

I will attempt it… but you might have to help me with the falsies, I never could get the hang of those things, even when I was 17…

 

[subbyclarajane]

I seriously love this

 

[pleasuremodeloneten]

No filters allowed here… sorry about your lack of sleep, that will wreck a persons day

 

[pleasuremodeloneten]

My mouth would be all over the chia pet vulva… I mean, it would be a public spectacle leading to arrest on indecent exposure charges…

 

[subbyclarajane]

Yeah, but think how much fun you're going to have telling the overnight soaks why you got arrested.

 

[pleasuremodeloneten]

Yeah, but think how much fun you're going to have telling the overnight soaks why you got arrested.

The real fun will be picking bits of chia vulva out of my teeth… without the aid of the “mirror” app on my phone…

 

[pleasuremodeloneten]

I have to get on with some laundreary, subbyclarajane, but I would love to pick this convo up again… finding someone with a mind as benignly twisted as mine is a real pleasure
Please don’t be offended by the use of the word benign…

 

[subbyclarajane]

I have to get on with some laundreary, subbyclarajane, but I would love to pick this convo up again… finding someone with a mind as benignly twisted as mine is a real pleasure
Please don’t be offended by the use of the word benign…

/staring-dreamily-into-the-distance

Our podcast would be... incredible.

 

[pleasuremodeloneten]

/staring-dreamily-into-the-distance

Our podcast would be... incredible.

Oh baby you could do so much better than me… but if you do strike out I will always be here for you.
I am a dreamy gazer as well. You just rest back against me, flip that podcast go button, and we can just dreamily gaze out at our adoring public, all two of them… until one of them clears their throat with a pointed, “Ahem…”

 

[subbyclarajane]

Oh baby you could do so much better than me… but if you do strike out I will always be here for you.
I am a dreamy gazer as well. You just rest back against me, flip that podcast go button, and we can just dreamily gaze out at our adoring public, all two of them… until one of them clears their throat with a pointed, “Ahem…”

As if I’d notice there was an audience through the ADHD free fall.

 

[pleasuremodeloneten]

Rest assured they would notice you

 

[subbyclarajane]

Rest assured they would notice you

We can do audio-only and kill the biases. Santa already has an unfair advantage, and maybe that's intimidating.

 

[pleasuremodeloneten]

We can do audio-only and kill the biases. Santa already has an unfair advantage, and maybe that's intimidating.

The first time a Ho Ho Ho slips out, the jig is up. I mean, it’s so ingrained… you can’t undo hundreds of years hohoho-ing in just one podcast….
Perhaps a panel of Lit voters could vote on it- Santa and elvish Clara Jane-
Audio only or Vis-audio?

 

[subbyclarajane]

Yeah, I’d take the audience preference on that one.

 

[spawnofdavey]

Audio only .. but only because, well, Santa is ooooold.