How Many Do You Have

If Tomtatos count, 1.

(Not a fruit person).

How many heads of lettuce have you eaten?
 
If you're talking a whole head ... 0

How many times have you eaten out this week?
 
Oh gosh, lots. Really not sure.

How many people have you orgasmed with but never fucked?
 
One tattoo and 2 piercings (ears count as one) although I think it's time to lose one.

How many scarves do you have ?
 
One tattoo and 2 piercings (ears count as one) although I think it's time to lose one.

How many scarves do you have ?
Cool!

Oh gosh. I possibly still have two. But it’s so long since I’ve worn them, I can’t be sure.

How many pairs of black underwear do you have?
 
At least 3 weeks worse. Nothing worse than white undies.

How many drinks do you plan to have tonight while you browse Lit?
 
1 or 2. With what I wet my whistle tonight.

How many times a week do you go to bed after midnight?
 
1 or 2. With what I wet my whistle tonight.

How many times a week do you go to bed after midnight?
Most nights. I have an alarm set for midnight, so frequently 5 minutes later.

If you could find suitably obliging partners and you could pick and choose when and where etc etc …what would be the ideal number of sexual partners to tend to your every need?
 
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