Wit & Nipples 🍒

[deft]

Unfortunately, mine only works if we’re in the same room. Still, it’s a good litmus test on a date. I’ll ask them to download the app without explaining what it is. Sometimes they know, sometimes not, it’s still fun to see their facial expression when they realise I actually have it in
The hardest part? Trying to talk to the waiter while attempting to pretend that nothing’s happening while they turn it up full max. Not making a face? Nearly impossible. I’m an expressionate person what can I say.

That’s a great (and hot) idea. Very creative.

 

[SpicyBean99]

That’s a great (and hot) idea. Very creative.

It’s important to be fun on a date. And without creativity, sex especially can become very boring.

 

[DirtyMarine]

I would encourage you to try the long distance version. Explosive results from what I’m told.

 

[Azuldrgon]

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Happy Friday Beautiful Fuckers

In case anyone was wondering I woke up early, walked to my mum’s and stole her dog for a bit (emotional support), walked to meet my sister… cracked out 15k steps by 9.30am. Dropped the dog back, made zucchini and egg frittas with spicy tomato sauce on my homemade bread (yeah I occasionally bake too, maybe I’ll insert some pics at some point of my lil loaves… ). Came home… masturbated, ( yay ) , and now? i’m at my dining table, waiting for calls and posting this for fun there’s also very small chance i’ll post something extra naughty later today… well I’m considering it anyway. but i’m leaving the choice your hands.

tempt me.

Ooooh and whilst I’m here I’m sure you’ll be interested in something like this?

This post as a whole made me smile when I woke up a few moments ago.
Sounds like a good day. I only wish mine will be half as amazing.

 

[firefox27eros]

Unfortunately, mine only works if we’re in the same room. Still, it’s a good litmus test on a date. I’ll ask them to download the app without explaining what it is. Sometimes they know, sometimes not, it’s still fun to see their facial expression when they realise I actually have it in
The hardest part? Trying to talk to the waiter while attempting to pretend that nothing’s happening while they turn it up full max. Not making a face? Nearly impossible. I’m an expressionate person what can I say.

Turn it on full while the waiter is approaching the table and pause it right before he stands at the table and ask you and turns it back on full when you answer and pulsating it with periodic pauses.
The waiter will think you are so passionate and turned on regarding him and maybe true... or not.

 

[DirtyMarine]

I have patterns to share if @SpicyBean99 is interested.

 

[SpicyBean99]

Safety and health are the fundamentals of a happy life.

You take care of yourself and make yourself happy which is always working.

You are not just beautiful but you know that sharing is caring, so we are also happy.

Life is good and thanks for life to give you for us as well!

You’re so so right. safety and health really are the foundation for any kind of lasting happiness. I’ve learned that taking care of yourself isn’t just a luxury really it’s a personal responsibility. When you pour into yourself, you can be in a place to share that with others. As I like to do here

And thank you for the kind words. Compliments about my inner self always mean the most to me!

 

[deft]

I would encourage you to try the long distance version. Explosive results from what I’m told.

Can testify.

I’ve also been on the receiving end, via a Lovense Gush. An exceptional way to play with distant Litsters!

 

[SpicyBean99]

Can testify.

I’ve also been on the receiving end, via a Lovense Gush. An exceptional way to play with distant Litsters!

you’re giving me ideas….

 

[DirtyMarine]

you’re giving me ideas….

That’s what I’m saying…

 

[hotcpu]

Have APP, will love to control

 

[deft]

you’re giving me ideas….

An American woman brought me to my knees controlling my Gush… I lost the power of speech for a while!

 

[firefox27eros]

You’re so so right. safety and health really are the foundation for any kind of lasting happiness. I’ve learned that taking care of yourself isn’t just a luxury really it’s a personal responsibility.

That is the number 1 priority.

When you pour into yourself, you can be in a place to share that with others. As I like to do here

And you do it so well!

And thank you for the kind words. Compliments about my inner self always mean the most to me!

What are your love languages?
I guess:
Words of Appreciation and Physical Touch.

 

[SpicyBean99]

That is the number 1 priority.

And you do it so well!

What are your love languages?
I guess:
Words of Appreciation and Physical Touch.

Words of affirmation is my top one.

I’m drawn to thoughtful, specific compliments, not empty flattery. For example, praise, (praise, praise, praise!!!), verbal acknowledgment, a well-timed message… always lands deeper for me than anything surface level.

ACTS OF SERVICE!

When I really like someone, I tend to show it in small, thoughtful ways. I’ll make sure they have a hot coffee in the morning, or pick up the slack when they’re not quite at their best … whether that’s folding the laundry they forgot or tidying up after a long day. I’m no housewife, but I like to care for someone when they need it. I also love cooking, especially for people I’m close to. Maybe it’s the Eastern European in me, I’m Latvian, and something about feeding someone feels like the most natural form of affection. (See pic for examples of my food heheh)

I’m also hopelessly sentimental. I write letters to my lovers, little smutty stories folded and tucked behind their phone case or into their wallet, usually sealed with a kiss of lipstick. I just… love to love.

Quality time is another one that’s super important to me. If I connect with someone on a deep level (I’m a lover, so I tend to go all in), I tend to want to sink into a person entirely. Deep, or silly conversations, shared laughter, sitting in comfortable silence whilst doing nothing. I want presence. It’s important to share that with your special person whoever that is.

 

[hairball18]

It’s important to be fun on a date. And without creativity, sex especially can become very boring.

I sincerely doubt any date with you would ever be boring.

 

[firefox27eros]

Words of affirmation is my top one.

I’m drawn to thoughtful, specific compliments, not empty flattery. For example, praise, (praise, praise, praise!!!), verbal acknowledgment, a well-timed message… always lands deeper for me than anything surface level.

I was 1000% sure in that.

ACTS OF SERVICE!

I also love cooking, especially for people I’m close to. Maybe it’s the Eastern European in me, I’m Latvian, and something about feeding someone feels like the most natural form of affection. (See pic for examples of my food heheh)

It sounds and looks amazing, I need to taste them! I am so hungry in many ways

I have to preparing something quick food, but I will get back with other answers as well later because you wrote about much more and deeper things!

 

[ShaneoD]

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Happy Friday Beautiful Fuckers

In case anyone was wondering I woke up early, walked to my mum’s and stole her dog for a bit (emotional support), walked to meet my sister… cracked out 15k steps by 9.30am. Dropped the dog back, made zucchini and egg frittas with spicy tomato sauce on my homemade bread (yeah I occasionally bake too, maybe I’ll insert some pics at some point of my lil loaves… ). Came home… masturbated, ( yay ) , and now? i’m at my dining table, waiting for calls and posting this for fun there’s also very small chance i’ll post something extra naughty later today… well I’m considering it anyway. but i’m leaving the choice your hands.

tempt me.

Ooooh and whilst I’m here I’m sure you’ll be interested in something like this?

Hands up I'm glad I took the chance to sneak to the bathroom to check out the vid and pic, I need to run, but I'm glad I'll remember you later

 

[hotcpu]

Happy Friday Beautiful Fuckers

In case anyone was wondering I woke up early, walked to my mum’s and stole her dog for a bit (emotional support), walked to meet my sister… cracked out 15k steps by 9.30am. Dropped the dog back, made zucchini and egg frittas with spicy tomato sauce on my homemade bread (yeah I occasionally bake too, maybe I’ll insert some pics at some point of my lil loaves… ). Came home… masturbated, ( yay ) , and now? i’m at my dining table, waiting for calls and posting this for fun there’s also very small chance i’ll post something extra naughty later today… well I’m considering it anyway. but i’m leaving the choice your hands.

tempt me.

Ooooh and whilst I’m here I’m sure you’ll be interested in something like this?

Such a wonderful rundown of a full day .... Kinda hoping that the evening will turn out even hotter. But the description of the spicy sauce and homemade bread already has my taste buds watering

 

[devilsanus]

Words of affirmation is my top one.

I’m drawn to thoughtful, specific compliments, not empty flattery. For example, praise, (praise, praise, praise!!!), verbal acknowledgment, a well-timed message… always lands deeper for me than anything surface level.

ACTS OF SERVICE!

When I really like someone, I tend to show it in small, thoughtful ways. I’ll make sure they have a hot coffee in the morning, or pick up the slack when they’re not quite at their best … whether that’s folding the laundry they forgot or tidying up after a long day. I’m no housewife, but I like to care for someone when they need it. I also love cooking, especially for people I’m close to. Maybe it’s the Eastern European in me, I’m Latvian, and something about feeding someone feels like the most natural form of affection. (See pic for examples of my food heheh)

I’m also hopelessly sentimental. I write letters to my lovers, little smutty stories folded and tucked behind their phone case or into their wallet, usually sealed with a kiss of lipstick. I just… love to love.

Quality time is another one that’s super important to me. If I connect with someone on a deep level (I’m a lover, so I tend to go all in), I tend to want to sink into a person entirely. Deep, or silly conversations, shared laughter, sitting in comfortable silence whilst doing nothing. I want presence. It’s important to share that with your special person whoever that is.

I love this post and feel exactly the same way. Making someone feel loved and seen in small, but meaningful and consistent ways is so much fun.

And its also fun to help them just fucking soak the sheets and cum so hard that they can't see straight and aren't sure if they want to get you to stop or beg you to continue.

I dunno, I guess I'm just a romantic!

 

[peekingone]

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Happy Friday Beautiful Fuckers

In case anyone was wondering I woke up early, walked to my mum’s and stole her dog for a bit (emotional support), walked to meet my sister… cracked out 15k steps by 9.30am. Dropped the dog back, made zucchini and egg frittas with spicy tomato sauce on my homemade bread (yeah I occasionally bake too, maybe I’ll insert some pics at some point of my lil loaves… ). Came home… masturbated, ( yay ) , and now? i’m at my dining table, waiting for calls and posting this for fun there’s also very small chance i’ll post something extra naughty later today… well I’m considering it anyway. but i’m leaving the choice your hands.

tempt me.

Ooooh and whilst I’m here I’m sure you’ll be interested in something like this?

what a great Friday for sure. Love them all and oh to be at the foot of the bed looking at your from that angle. WOW.. at least that is where my mind is LOL

 

[SpicyBean99]

Weekend Watchlist + A Little Tease for You…

Let’s start with the disappointing part of my weekend before I inevitably turn this whole thing horny…. Last night I went to see Ballerina, directed by Len Wiseman and set within the John Wick universe. It had every opportunity to shine.
Ana de Armas takes the lead as Eve, a trained ballerina-turned-assassin seeking revenge for her father’s murder. But, despite her range and on-screen magnetism (Blonde, Knives Out, No Time to Die, she’s brilliant in all of them), is given next to no lines. Keanu Reeves reprising his role as Wick, was the reason I wanted to see it, but it seemed he only had a little 30 min feature. It really does deserve the 77% rotten tomatoes reviews. ( I’m such a movie “rating” whore that I review EVERY new movie. ) so to cleanse our palettes we decided to stay late at the cinema and watch Dangerous Animals (new shark horror), that honestly had no business being as good as it was. (The Shallows, disappointed me, also better then 47 meters down). What starts off as a sun-drenched boat trip ( yes, typical) quickly spirals into claustrophobic, nerve-wracking terror.

The acting is surprisingly tight. The lead, played by Odessa A’zion, brings just enough grit to keep you invested without tipping into melodrama. The pacing is taut, and the water scenes are genuinely stressful , though I’ll admit, I have a very irrational fear of sharks. (So yes, I was jumping and turning my face from the screen . More than once. You’re welcome for that mental image.)

Since I didn’t post your surprise last night, I figured you boys could use a little something to get your blood moving today. oh, what was that? You’re not interested?… ahhh well okay then…. So I guess you won’t want to know where I’m headed tonight?… just a hotel with my girl… takeaway, wines, music on, and far too much weed, lounging around in oversized t shirts and thongs….

There’s something shiny hidden in these pics… think you can guess where?

oh and yes, the shiny thing is inside me!

Hope you all have the best day! I know I certainly will.


*edit: yes that’s lube not juice

 

[Noone45]

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Weekend Watchlist + A Little Tease for You…

Let’s start with the disappointing part of my weekend before I inevitably turn this whole thing horny…. Last night I went to see Ballerina, directed by Len Wiseman and set within the John Wick universe. It had every opportunity to shine.
Ana de Armas takes the lead as Eve, a trained ballerina-turned-assassin seeking revenge for her father’s murder. But, despite her range and on-screen magnetism (Blonde, Knives Out, No Time to Die, she’s brilliant in all of them), is given next to no lines. Keanu Reeves reprising his role as Wick, was the reason I wanted to see it, but it seemed he only had a little 30 min feature. It really does deserve the 77% rotten tomatoes reviews. ( I’m such a movie “rating” whore that I review EVERY new movie. ) so to cleanse our palettes we decided to stay late at the cinema and watch Dangerous Animals (new shark horror), that honestly had no business being as good as it was. (The Shallows, disappointed me, also better then 47 meters down). What starts off as a sun-drenched boat trip ( yes, typical) quickly spirals into claustrophobic, nerve-wracking terror.

The acting is surprisingly tight. The lead, played by Odessa A’zion, brings just enough grit to keep you invested without tipping into melodrama. The pacing is taut, and the water scenes are genuinely stressful , though I’ll admit, I have a very irrational fear of sharks. (So yes, I was jumping and turning my face from the screen . More than once. You’re welcome for that mental image.)

Since I didn’t post your surprise last night, I figured you boys could use a little something to get your blood moving today. oh, what was that? You’re not interested?… ahhh well okay then…. So I guess you won’t want to know where I’m headed tonight?… just a hotel with my girl… takeaway, wines, music on, and far too much weed, lounging around in oversized t shirts and thongs….

There’s something shiny hidden in these pics… think you can guess where?

oh and yes, the shiny thing is inside me!

Hope you all have the best day! I know I certainly will.

Wow
I want watch Ballerina

And I like the hidden gem in hidden pic

 

[SpicyBean99]

Oh and… I guess I didn’t realise there was a full frontal Friday thread so… my admission is going into my own thread…on a Saturday

Just to cause extra chaos.

Click here to cum on me.

 

[ShaneoD]

Oh and… I guess I didn’t realise there was a full frontal Friday thread so… my admission is going into my own thread…on a Saturday

Just to cause extra chaos.

Click here to cum on me.

The words "lucky bastard!" escaped my mouth when I saw that pic

 

[SpicyBean99]

The words "lucky bastard!" escaped my mouth when I saw that pic

Pretend it’s yours