Wit & Nipples 🍒

[Jw75766]

I mean, what have I got to complain about. I’m happy, healthy, my cats are healthy, roof over my head, a draw full of vibrators and butt plugs ( ooooh that’s another picture I could maybeeee… post….)… I’ll have to think about it.
I digress, yeah I do feel very blissful currently. Life is good.

You're a mindful of wonders and I have a very overactive imagination!

 

[Lotsofprecum]

My Oh My! I have only just discovered this thread!! I have some catching up to do!...

 

[SpicyBean99]

You're a mindful of wonders and I have a very overactive imagination!

Then I’m sure you don’t want to know that I’ve got something that is controlled by an app… somewhere on my person?

 

[SpicyBean99]

My Oh My! I have only just discovered this thread!! I have some catching up to do!...

Welcome

as long as you’re not a prude, you’re very welcome here. Though looking at your username I don’t think I have much to worry about

 

[Cybmorg]

Then I’m sure you don’t want to know that I’ve got something that is controlled by an app… somewhere on my person?

Can it be controlled from Scotland?

 

[mobleedzblue]

Then I’m sure you don’t want to know that I’ve got something that is controlled by an app… somewhere on my person?

I love knowing that……

 

[SpicyBean99]

I love knowing that……

 

[mobleedzblue]

That’s the one I was hoping you had

 

[Jimmy119_190]

These are sooooo much fun, for all involved!

 

[SpicyBean99]

By the way, that bat is one lucky mf'r getting to live right there in that happy place!

That “bat” is Bertie. And he earned his spot there for sure. The pain I endured for him would say otherwise but

It’s also fun for when I’m on my back, whoever’s lucky enough to be on top gets to look him dead in the eyes

 

[Jw75766]

Then I’m sure you don’t want to know that I’ve got something that is controlled by an app… somewhere on my person?

Is it programmable too? That would be fun to make customizable sensations!

 

[deft]

They are so much fun!

 

[firefox27eros]

You little flirt

I didn't do too much effort to hide it, but you also don't mind it, do you?

 

[SpicyBean99]

Is it programmable too? That would be fun to make customizable sensations!

You can make all your own vibration patterns! It’s a lottttt a lot of fun.
( esp. for edging and denial hehehe )

 

[Jw75766]

You can make all your own vibration patterns! It’s a lottttt a lot of fun.


( esp. for edging and denial hehehe )

Anyone ever have to help you debug your program? (Hope the suggestive comment is ok)

 

[DirtyMarine]

It’s a fun way to play for sure.

 

[DirtyMarine]

I love controlling someone else’s arousal. It’s such a rush.

 

[SpicyBean99]

I love controlling someone else’s arousal. It’s such a rush.

Oh absolutely. As a switch I agree entirely!

 

[deft]

Oh absolutely. As a switch I agree entirely!

Got a link?

 

[DirtyMarine]

Oh absolutely. As a switch I agree entirely!

I like to satisfy her before I get my reward.

 

[firefox27eros]

I mean, what have I got to complain about.
I’m happy, healthy, my cats are healthy, roof over my head,

Safety and health are the fundamentals of a happy life.

a drawer full of vibrators and butt plugs

You take care of yourself and make yourself happy which is always working.

( ooooh that’s another picture I could maybeeee… post….)… I’ll have to think about it.

You are not just beautiful but you know that sharing is caring, so we are also happy.

I digress, yeah I do feel very blissful currently. Life is good.

Life is good and thanks for life to give you for us as well!

 

[SpicyBean99]

Got a link?

Unfortunately, mine only works if we’re in the same room. Still, it’s a good litmus test on a date. I’ll ask them to download the app without explaining what it is. Sometimes they know, sometimes not, it’s still fun to see their facial expression when they realise I actually have it in
The hardest part? Trying to talk to the waiter while attempting to pretend that nothing’s happening while they turn it up full max. Not making a face? Nearly impossible. I’m an expressionate person what can I say.

 

[Cybmorg]

Unfortunately, mine only works if we’re in the same room. Still, it’s a good litmus test on a date. I’ll ask them to download the app without explaining what it is. Sometimes they know, sometimes not, it’s still fun to see their facial expression when they realise I actually have it in
The hardest part? Trying to talk to the waiter while attempting to pretend that nothing’s happening while they turn it up full max. Not making a face? Nearly impossible. I’m an expressionate person what can I say.

I have a date lined up tonight - hope she does this!

 

[SpicyBean99]

I have a date lined up tonight - hope she does this!

Good luck on your dateeee you’ll have to let me know how it goes!

 

[Jw75766]

Unfortunately, mine only works if we’re in the same room. Still, it’s a good litmus test on a date. I’ll ask them to download the app without explaining what it is. Sometimes they know, sometimes not, it’s still fun to see their facial expression when they realise I actually have it in
The hardest part? Trying to talk to the waiter while attempting to pretend that nothing’s happening while they turn it up full max. Not making a face? Nearly impossible. I’m an expressionate person what can I say.

That would be wild!