Wit & Nipples 🍒

[vibes]

It's all due to those damned (blessed) eggs

 

[Dayhoosier]

This is why you shouldn't horny type, I completely missed typing "blowjob" ffs

You know what, though.... I think we all filled it in with no problem. You're fine

 

[ShaneoD]

You know what, though.... I think we all filled it in with no problem. You're fine

I have to say from the couple of reactions I thought I hadn't missed it at all

 

[ycym]

Since you asked so nicely. Here is one of my bosses and my friend I’ve been having drinks with View attachment 2546037

Oh, what a nice combo. ^^

 

[ShaneoD]

Since you asked so nicely. Here is one of my bosses and my friend I’ve been having drinks with View attachment 2546037

why does the lady at the front look like she might know where this pic might end up

 

[peekingone]

Since you asked so nicely. Here is one of my bosses and my friend I’ve been having drinks with View attachment 2546037

cheers

 

[Fred6969]

Since you asked so nicely. Here is one of my bosses and my friend I’ve been having drinks with View attachment 2546037

Ah yes!! A trio of lovely ladies!! Thank you all for sharing!!

 

[SpicyBean99]

why does the lady at the front look like she might know where this pic might end up

That, Shane, is my boss. I asked her kindly if she would come in a selfie to show “friends”

 

[ycym]

That, Shane, is my boss. I asked her kindly if she would come in a selfie to show “friends”

Well.. kind of true... kind of.

 

[MatMacL616]

Well, your “friends” all think the three of you look lovely today and we wish we were able to buy you a round

 

[ShaneoD]

That, Shane, is my boss. I asked her kindly if she would come in a selfie to show “friends”

I sense that I need to confer a level of respect to your boss now. The lady is gifted, however I shall reserve my perving for her employee

Edit: I mean my friend

 

[LilKitKat]

How many likes do we need for a @SpicyBean99 - @LilKitKat collab?

dont you like the internet as it is currently constructed? you dont want it blown the f up right?

 

[deft]

dont you like the internet as it is currently constructed? you dont want it blown the f up right?

I'm willing to take the risk. The reward is... well... kinda epic.

 

[Cybmorg]

Since you asked so nicely. Here is one of my bosses and my friend I’ve been having drinks with View attachment 2546037

If all of those could offer me advice on my engine I’d die of dehydration

 

[Cybmorg]

Since you asked so nicely. Here is one of my bosses and my friend I’ve been having drinks with View attachment 2546037

Gorgeous ladies! Enjoy your evening

 

[firefox27eros]

I'm willing to take the risk. The reward is... well... kinda epic.

Like cooking...
Both of them taste amazing separately but what would be if I put them together?

 

[munch2much]

Since you asked so nicely. Here is one of my bosses and my friend I’ve been having drinks with View attachment 2546037

There’s something so beautiful about happy people having a great time

 

[Jw75766]

Wit and nipples.
the heck is this?
god this site is entertaining.
You have nothing on the real writers here. The ones who built their reputation on raw skill, not suggestive captions with shit writing. They don’t need to flirt their way into attention. They earn it. oh just seen you post nudes right well youre posting nudes for validation, then feign detachment by pairing them with fiction you didn’t likely write. It’s a performance, and not a particularly convincing one.

Get a grip.

May I ask, what do you gain by tearing others down? Does it help your insecurities? Does it make you feel better about yourself? Seriously, enlighten me with your vast spectrum of knowledge on the ins and outs of the benefits of assholism....

 

[LilKitKat]

May I ask, what do you gain by tearing others down? Does it help your insecurities? Does it make you feel better about yourself? Seriously, enlighten me with your vast spectrum of knowledge on the ins and outs of the benefits of assholism....

He is just going from thread to thread, seeing "oh shit, she's hot...but fuck, is wayyyy outta my league, so...if I cant have her then Ill make her feel small and insignificant, just like my dick"...not realizing that most of the women on this board are actually confident, attractive, intelligent ass kickers

 

[SpicyBean99]

I dare your friend to show themselves if they’re hard enough!

I was told off for sharing their picture unfortunately. So had to remove it

 

[Cybmorg]

I was told off for sharing their picture unfortunately. So had to remove it

Well, at least some of us got to see it! Now, I dare you to take a sly nipple shot at the table

 

[Jw75766]

He is just going from thread to thread, seeing "oh shit, she's hot...but fuck, is wayyyy outta my league, so...if I cant have her then Ill make her feel small and insignificant, just like my dick"...not realizing that most of the women on this board are actually confident, attractive, intelligent ass kickers

This is where gay men are leaps and bounds above many straight men, imo.
In my time, I can't say that personally, I've ever met an angry gay man whose sole purpose in life was to tear another down. Maybe I was supposed to be gay but refused to accept it. I align much more with the softer feminine side than the abrasive masculine side that constantly has a need to measure my dick against the next guy in line. I don't care about being the best, about looking superior to the guy next to me. Life isn't a contest to me. I want to see people succeed, be loved, adored and cherished. People should exist to build each other up, it's so much more satisfying to encourage someone who is self doubting, telling them, you're a fucking beast, you got this! than to let your insecurities reign supreme and verbally assault another for whatever twisted purpose is achieved. Ok, bleeding heart session is over now.

 

[Jw75766]

Dinner is looking slightly different to breakfast… still sticking to the acidic fruits theme however.

I was thinking of starting a little thread game of truths… or dares… would anyone be willing to play? or is that too wild for you innocent lot?

I’m going to sink my last tequila and hit a bowl whilst you have a think…

Sounds fun! Would we have to send video proof of completing our dares?

 

[Jw75766]

@Bilbo2000

See that tattoo on my throat? It spells ‘happiness.’ Thought you could use a little taste of it, force-fed, of course, right down your rude, pathetic, gullet. Open wide, sweetheart!


Oh fuck, am I flirting my way into attention again? Did it work? Tell me, I’m sure you will.

You're so much more graceful than I am. You deserve so much better than that crap. Don't let the feeble minded stop you from being you SpicyBean.

 

[SpicyBean99]

Happy Friday Beautiful Fuckers

In case anyone was wondering I woke up early, walked to my mum’s and stole her dog for a bit (emotional support), walked to meet my sister… cracked out 15k steps by 9.30am. Dropped the dog back, made zucchini and egg frittas with spicy tomato sauce on my homemade bread (yeah I occasionally bake too, maybe I’ll insert some pics at some point of my lil loaves… ). Came home… masturbated, ( yay ) , and now? i’m at my dining table, waiting for calls and posting this for fun there’s also very small chance i’ll post something extra naughty later today… well I’m considering it anyway. but i’m leaving the choice your hands.

tempt me.

Ooooh and whilst I’m here I’m sure you’ll be interested in something like this?