LilKitKat's thread

[Jw75766]

You missing everything today. Kit said no take backs or changes hahaha

Nope, never changed my mind. My original decision stands VERY FIRM. Kit knows.

 

[TomTeacher19]

Bless you. I was too self serving in my response but I stand firm still.

Have you never lost a loved one to cancer or disease? It's not a totally selfless call

 

[LilKitKat]

You cheated!

I should go edit 1-5 now and say

1. make a bukkake porn with 100 other guys for 10 mil
2. send a pic of your gaped asshole to your boss but you wont get fired and instead get a promotion
3. take a dump on the white house lawn which will be filmed by cnn, fox, etc and youll be applauded and/or ridiculed by everyone in the country for the next 5 years
4. send kit your bank account information in hopes she sends you some uncensored blowjob or fuck vidz
5. pull out all of your own teeth with pliers in order to get free medication for the rest of your life

ps - yes my brain is fucking warped

 

[TomTeacher19]

Well now I want to change my vote ...

 

[Jw75766]

Have you never lost a loved one to cancer or disease? It's not a totally selfless call

Actually yes I have. I lost 4 grandparents to cancer, two within 3 days of each other. I sat with my grandpa as he suffered dying on his couch after they sent him home to die. Listened to the rattling of his chest, had him desperately trying to talk to me but couldn't form the words. See the anguish in his eyes from the pain. Watch him eagerly accept the morphine I gave him to subdue the pain. Cancer is VERY serious to me. This is just a hypothetical scenario. Please be lighthearted about it.

 

[LilKitKat]

I should go edit 1-5 now and say

1. make a bukkake porn with 100 other guys for 10 mil
2. send a pic of your gaped asshole to your boss but you wont get fired and instead get a promotion
3. take a dump on the white house lawn which will be filmed by cnn, fox, etc and youll be applauded and/or ridiculed by everyone in the country for the next 5 years
4. send kit your bank account information in hopes she sends you some uncensored blowjob or fuck vidz
5. pull out all of your own teeth with pliers in order to get free medication for the rest of your life

ps - yes my brain is fucking warped

actually just curious as my part 2 what one of those any of you would pick...

please assume that your bank account balances...may not be the same tomorrow...hahahaha!

 

[Jw75766]

I should go edit 1-5 now and say

1. make a bukkake porn with 100 other guys for 10 mil
2. send a pic of your gaped asshole to your boss but you wont get fired and instead get a promotion
3. take a dump on the white house lawn which will be filmed by cnn, fox, etc and youll be applauded and/or ridiculed by everyone in the country for the next 5 years
4. send kit your bank account information in hopes she sends you some uncensored blowjob or fuck vidz
5. pull out all of your own teeth with pliers in order to get free medication for the rest of your life

ps - yes my brain is fucking warped

Dammit Kit.

 

[AnomalyLady]

Thank goodness I said 4??

 

[LilKitKat]

addendum. does anyone watch black mirror?
did anyone watch THIS season of black mirror?
I ask because of the pliers/teeth comment.

fucking insane and sad episode yeah?

 

[Jw75766]

I should go edit 1-5 now and say

1. make a bukkake porn with 100 other guys for 10 mil
2. send a pic of your gaped asshole to your boss but you wont get fired and instead get a promotion
3. take a dump on the white house lawn which will be filmed by cnn, fox, etc and youll be applauded and/or ridiculed by everyone in the country for the next 5 years
4. send kit your bank account information in hopes she sends you some uncensored blowjob or fuck vidz
5. pull out all of your own teeth with pliers in order to get free medication for the rest of your life

ps - yes my brain is fucking warped

I love my boss but I'd love to see his reaction to my gaping asshole hopefully not get the wrong type of "promotion"

 

[LilKitKat]

I love my boss but I'd love to see his reaction to my gaping asshole hopefully not get the wrong type of "promotion"

EXTRA personal secretary

 

[AnomalyLady]

For anyone else who needed to google bukkake “A woman in a circle with men masturbating on her.”

Yeah, 1

 

[Jw75766]

EXTRA personal secretary

Well, he is rather fond of me!

 

[Jw75766]

For anyone else who needed to google bukkake “A woman in a circle with men masturbating on her.”

Yeah, 1

Just hope it doesn't harden into a plaster. Excuse me, can you chisel my face free please?

 

[peekingone]

I should go edit 1-5 now and say

1. make a bukkake porn with 100 other guys for 10 mil
2. send a pic of your gaped asshole to your boss but you wont get fired and instead get a promotion
3. take a dump on the white house lawn which will be filmed by cnn, fox, etc and youll be applauded and/or ridiculed by everyone in the country for the next 5 years
4. send kit your bank account information in hopes she sends you some uncensored blowjob or fuck vidz
5. pull out all of your own teeth with pliers in order to get free medication for the rest of your life

ps - yes my brain is fucking warped

I just can't LOL

 

[LilKitKat]

For anyone else who needed to google bukkake “A woman in a circle with men masturbating on her.”

Yeah, 1

lets just say...dont google while at work or with your kid or spouse sitting next to you
esp since they also often have a giant glass and then drink from that glass.
extra protein shake to be sure.

*hurl*

 

[AnomalyLady]

Just hope it doesn't hardern into a plaster. Excuse me, can you chisel my face free please?

I was a dancer. You can get glue off. Don’t worry

 

[LilKitKat]

Just hope it doesn't harden into a plaster. Excuse me, can you chisel my face free please?

nah, it oozes down and they scoop into their mouth.

three michelin stars

 

[Jw75766]

I was a dancer. You can get glue off. Don’t worry

Whip out the goo-be-gone!!

 

[AnomalyLady]

lets just say...dont google while at work or with your kid or spouse sitting next to you
esp since they also often have a giant glass and then drink from that glass.
extra protein shake to be sure.

*hurl*

I dated someone who was obsessed with recipes with cum. Like breads and everything.

 

[TomTeacher19]

Actually yes I have. I lost 4 grandparents to cancer, two within 3 days of each other. I sat with my grandpa as he suffered dying on his couch after they sent him home to die. Listened to the rattling of his chest, had him desperately trying to talk to me but couldn't form the words. See the anguish in his eyes from the pain. Watch him eagerly accept the morphine I gave him to subdue the pain. Cancer is VERY serious to me. This is just a hypothetical scenario. Please be lighthearted about it.

Sorry for your losses and rough experiences there.

My point is simply that choosing six isn't necessarily totally selfless .

But no, you don't get to decide how serious or light hearted everyone else takes things. Perhaps avoid making comments about peoples posts if it bothers you so much to not be able to control how they take things

 

[Jw75766]

nah, it oozes down and they scoop into their mouth.

three michelin stars

I'm a texture person. I'd hate to be all slimy.
Uh.....not to forget I'm not into guys!!! Delayed afterthought!!

 

[peekingone]

I dated someone who was obsessed with recipes with cum. Like breads and everything.

So was that like a date night type of thing. OK time to shoot your load, I am ready for that now

 

[Jw75766]

Sorry for your losses and rough experiences there.

My point is simply that choosing six isn't necessarily totally selfless .

But no, you don't get to decide how serious or light hearted everyone else takes things. Perhaps avoid making comments about peoples posts if it bothers you so much to not be able to control how they take things

Was not my intention to offend. I apologize if it was taken that way.

 

[AnomalyLady]

I'm a texture person. I'd hate to be all slimy.
Uh.....not to forget I'm not into guys!!! Delayed afterthought!!

No one is 100% straight, remember lol