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every guy wants to hear how big his cock is...and thats true if its 2 inches long or 7 or 8.
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why do you tihnk every porn starts off with a girl dropping to her knees, taking the guy out and then going something like

*eyes go wide*
Its so big!!!
and then measuring it against her arm or possibly on her face or whatever


as if it iwas some 14 inch elephant/horse cock.

Porn stars are actually about 7 inches. Some are a bit bigger of course.
The real magic that male porn stars have isnt their "enormous cock"...its being able to stay hard with the lighting guy, the boom guy, the director, one or two camera guys over their shoulder/under their ass and whomever else is watching and waiting...not to mention going through an hour and a hald of random positions that likely arent all "ideal" so the camera can see the cock sliding in and out with a good angle, having to stop and have a photographer take stills, and then of course, being able to cum on command practically.

yeah...likely not easy i suspect. sure it all sounds ideal to some horny 18 yr old kid "I get to fuck hot chicks every week and be paid for it!!" but i bet more men cant perform under those situations than those who can.
which is why half the guys i see in porn are like...what the fuck is this skinny/ugly dude fucking this woman who is a foot taller, 20 pounds heavier, etc. doing in my porn?
its becaue he can get it up, keep it up, and cum as directed.
and be paid nothing for it too (as compared to the women).
 
LilKitKat said:
why do you tihnk every porn starts off with a girl dropping to her knees, taking the guy out and then going something like

*eyes go wide*
Its so big!!!
and then measuring it against her arm or possibly on her face or whatever


as if it iwas some 14 inch elephant/horse cock.

Porn stars are actually about 7 inches. Some are a bit bigger of course.
The real magic that male porn stars have isnt their "enormous cock"...its being able to stay hard with the lighting guy, the boom guy, the director, one or two camera guys over their shoulder/under their ass and whomever else is watching and waiting...not to mention going through an hour and a hald of random positions that likely arent all "ideal" so the camera can see the cock sliding in and out with a good angle, having to stop and have a photographer take stills, and then of course, being able to cum on command practically.

yeah...likely not easy i suspect. sure it all sounds ideal to some horny 18 yr old kid "I get to fuck hot chicks every week and be paid for it!!" but i bet more men cant perform under those situations than those who can.
which is why half the guys i see in porn are like...what the fuck is this skinny/ugly dude fucking this woman who is a foot taller, 20 pounds heavier, etc. doing in my porn?
its becaue he can get it up, keep it up, and cum as directed.
and be paid nothing for it too (as compared to the women).
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I've heard some horror stories from porn stars that definitely make it sound not so glamorous or fun.
 
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LilKitKat said:
why do you tihnk every porn starts off with a girl dropping to her knees, taking the guy out and then going something like

*eyes go wide*
Its so big!!!
and then measuring it against her arm or possibly on her face or whatever


as if it iwas some 14 inch elephant/horse cock.

Porn stars are actually about 7 inches. Some are a bit bigger of course.
The real magic that male porn stars have isnt their "enormous cock"...its being able to stay hard with the lighting guy, the boom guy, the director, one or two camera guys over their shoulder/under their ass and whomever else is watching and waiting...not to mention going through an hour and a hald of random positions that likely arent all "ideal" so the camera can see the cock sliding in and out with a good angle, having to stop and have a photographer take stills, and then of course, being able to cum on command practically.

yeah...likely not easy i suspect. sure it all sounds ideal to some horny 18 yr old kid "I get to fuck hot chicks every week and be paid for it!!" but i bet more men cant perform under those situations than those who can.
which is why half the guys i see in porn are like...what the fuck is this skinny/ugly dude fucking this woman who is a foot taller, 20 pounds heavier, etc. doing in my porn?
its becaue he can get it up, keep it up, and cum as directed.
and be paid nothing for it too (as compared to the women).
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They are a "hard" ( :D ) working bunch indeed!
 
Bwahahahaha!!!! Has your team ever pushed an update and took down a company's entire database? 🤣 Funny not funny. Our computer guys pushed an update to the horrible piece of software (the bane of my existence) we are forced to suffer through and took down the computer system at least state wide!
Lol! Just wanted to share my exhilaration for a moment with you!
 
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Jw75766 said:
Bwahahahaha!!!! Has your team ever pushed an update and took down a company's entire database? 🤣 Funny not funny. Our computer guys pushed an update to the horrible piece of software (the bane of my existence) we are forced to suffer through and took down the computer system at least state wide!
Lol! Just wanted to share my exhilaration for a moment with you!
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welp, google victorias secret security breach if you want. that project is on hold because theyve been hacked bigtime.
i know i know, holding panties hostage or make whatever joke you want...but its a big fucking deal.
 
And here we have the first known example of a bartending tipping a patron…yes it looks like the tip exceeded the cost of the drink, fascinating, just fascinating
 
LilKitKat said:
welp, google victorias secret security breach if you want. that project is on hold because theyve been hacked bigtime.
i know i know, holding panties hostage or make whatever joke you want...but its a big fucking deal.
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Security breaches are no joke. People's personal info, billing info etc is scary when compromised not to mention the liability.
 
I believe it was the standard tip percentage (don’t come at me about different standards/expectations, I’m not out here writing a modern etiquette tome) on an appendage length
 
LilKitKat said:
welp, google victorias secret security breach if you want. that project is on hold because theyve been hacked bigtime.
i know i know, holding panties hostage or make whatever joke you want...but its a big fucking deal.
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The only panties I hold hostage are the ones you were just wearing a minute ago.
 
LilKitKat said:
Ok

repost of the pause video...

enjoy pervs!

https://vlix.io/video/19aeed9723314d145603/
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I am late to see the video because of continuing crazy work schedule, but I finally caught it and, no joke, my smartwatch checked in with me to see why my heart rate increased. 🤣

Just gorgeous, Kit, and (of course) so sexy to see you in motion and to hear you for just a moment! 🥵
 
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