What Would You Give To See The Tits Of The Poster Above You?

[UnquietDreams]

My first born.

(No kids; have had the snip.)

 

[Peter_Out]

I’ll give him a nice pair of socks.

Oh. Socks!

I'd give her my reading glasses, they're obviously useless to me.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

A klondike bar

 

[UnquietDreams]

A klondike bar

A Mint Klondike Bar

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[PrettyLilPussy19]

I would give him nothing but I would steal his Klondike bar and hope he finds that adorable enough to pop a nipple out.

Ok my plan needs work.

 

[ShowMeYourSmile]

I would give him nothing but I would steal his Klondike bar and hope he finds that adorable enough to pop a nipple out.

Ok my plan needs work.

Honestly I’d like to get to know her first but then anything she wanted as I’m sure any price she asked for would be more than worth it…

 

[Coyote100]

Not a ******* thing.

 

[QwertyMaster]

Negative 5 dollars.

 

[chame1eon]

3.35 some gum and whatever else is in my pocket

 

[Seokrocks]

3.35 some gum and whatever else is in my pocket

I’d change my color

 

[Taegul]

Half of my navel lint collection.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Ten dollars in brand new nickles

 

[Seokrocks]

Ten dollars in brand new nickles

My name is Michael
I've got a nickel
I've got a nickel shiny and new
I'm gonna buy me all kinds of candy
That's what I'm gonna do

I’ll give her all my candy.

 

[QwertyMaster]

1 million Monopoly dollars

 

[chame1eon]

a can of beef jerky.

 

[AtramentousRex]

a can of beef jerky.

A half finished pack of life savers?

 

[QwertyMaster]

Nothing

 

[Coyote100]

He'd have to pay me.

 

[deft]

All I can offer right now is heartfelt compliments. Will that do?

 

[AlpineFresco]

Well, jeez, given his location I'm more in this for the fun of the barter than the actual pic but I guess I could offer some oxygen.
Oh, oh!
A small tree! A bonsai tree! That's the ticket!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Three quarters, two nickles, a button, and a cherry flavored cough drop.
Cmon.... that's hard to resist!

 

[~Elizabeth~]

A sincere smile

 

[QwertyMaster]

A bent nickel. Take it or leave it

 

[CuriousRick]

Checking pocket. A lint covered butterscotch candy

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

A natural 20