Church Secret Volunteer Group

You might be surprised at what goes on after Wednesday evening bible study! 😉
Well, you sound like fun Tina. I’m Father Inn, a priest at this church, and from reading your description in your profile, you seem like you would be a perfect fit for my, uh… staff.

Please describe these transgressions, in intimate details so I can absolve you of these sins…
 
Yes you could do orientation and training for their missionary work. Even go out in the field with them after some initial “training” from me. Any country that you particularly want to go to?
India , the Sudan regions , even our Native American Indians
 
Understanding the burdens of travel and of new places often to show their appreciation of each community’s support spiritually, financially and the embodiment of togetherness
Well, unlike the Righteous Gemstones on MAX (funny show by the way), our church doesn’t have a lot of money but I like the “ embodiment of togetherness” aspect.
 
Laundry, house cleaning, meal preparation and planning, child care , hospitality , currently an assistant at a physical therapy clinic
Actually, I could use some physical therapy myself. I feel rather stiff. What would you do to take care of me?
 
Warm moist heat
Yes that would work. You’re hired, you can start immediately on my staff … wait, that didn’t sound right. You can start immediately. And you can be on my staff.

Actually, that sounds a bit shady too. Well hopefully you know what I’m trying to say…
 
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