Are you prepared?

[Rockymtnman]

Ok roos I can get behind. No dogs, promise??

Promise.

 

[Rockymtnman]

I was about to say no cats too omg

Nah. Hate the bastards. Cat tacos all around.

 

[AnomalyLady]

Nah. Hate the bastards. Cat tacos all around.

You say cat tacos as if you’ve already thought and / or ate them

 

[Rockymtnman]

You say cat tacos as if you’ve already thought and / or ate them

Been to Mexico a couple times I might have.

 

[AnomalyLady]

Been to Mexico a couple times I might have.

And I’ve been to Taco Bell, who knows what I have had

 

[Politruk]

All you need to know you'll find in Revelation X: The "Bob" Apocryphon, Chapter 10, "X-Odus":

B: FOR THOSE WHO "CHOOSE" TO STAY BEHIND:
(i.e., SubGenii who "refuse to fall for it," and never send in that $30)

SUPPLIES TO STOCKPILE:

We could go on and on about water purification tablets, first aid kits, spare batteries, shortwave radios, flashlights, candles, propane stoves, gas masks, toilet tissue, strong disinfectants, survival food tabs, MREs, freeze-dried crap, duct tape, baby formula, emergency ponchos, etc., but WHO ARE WE KIDDING?? The ONLY THINGS you'll REALLY NEED are:

A. TONS OF GUNS and AMMO.
Especially the ammo. Amateurs are always stockpiling guns, and forget the massive amounts of ammo (casings, clips, powder, loaders) that'll also be needed.

B. POUNDS OF CRACK COCAINE.
Not for you! For your "soldiers."
With the above, you will find it easy to procure water, food, shelter, medicine, etc.

C. GALLONS OF LIQUID LSD.
For you, to keep you FANATICAL . . . to make you a LEADER!

HONE SURVIVALIST SKILLS that those other so-called 'complete survivalist manuals' don't mention.

Learn how to deal with ANYTHING. Memorize science "fiction" movies like Road Warrior. The future will be at minimum that bad no matter WHAT else happens on X-Day. Learn how to subsist on radiation. PLAN YOUR FOOD SUPPLY. Learn which parts of your neighbors are edible. You might even consider starting an orphanage now, just to assure yourself a decent cache of meat when the need arises. Buy land and fence it -- a real fence, the kind that'll bring a tear to the eye of a Colombian druglord. Build two entrances: one heavily guarded main gate, and a hidden escape tunnel. Put a huge, well-lit, well-guarded, luxurious-looking house in the middle, and a small, comfortable, hidden house near the escape route. Live in the little secret house. During the insurrections of the End Days, you'll be able to sit back, free from worry, and spend your spare time gunning down the panicked Normals who try to break in. Guaranteed fun for the whole family!

 

[Rockymtnman]

And I’ve been to Taco Bell, who knows what I have had

Other than a stomachache who knows

 

[Noor]

Ive always been somewhere prepared.
After the burnings and the riots in the twin cities Minnesota I’m even more prepared.

 

[glamorilla]

i'm good.