Roses are Red, Violets are blue... Part Deux

[37_ttej]

Roses are still red
In the brand new 2025
My resolution? To never again attempt sex
With an occupied beehive.

What you want are the honeys who wear beehives (see below)
Not the beehives containing honey.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You stick to that rule
…

Hmm, too many syllables to cram into the last line, none of which rhyme.

• No more expensive trips to the ER.
• Only good, sticky endings await.
• You’ll only get sprung, not stung.

Maybe we’ll go with:

More honey for you.

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[mnbreastluver]

Roses are red
It’s so cold, my balls are shrunk and blue
Wishing winter will end soon
How about you.

 

[Trubbycat]

Roses are red
And so is my blood
When I try to flirt
It lands with a thud

 

[Taegul]

Roses are red
Her panties might also be
Now how to smooth talk my way
Into her letting me see?

 

[Taegul]

Violets are blue
Roses are red
I'm just bumping
This near-death thread

 

[JerseyJade]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
When you come to my house
Bring your friend too

 

[Taegul]

Roses are red
My car is not
Let's go park
In the corner of the lot

 

[Esslemont]

Cheeks, red as a rose.
Eyes, blue as violets.
A sore throat and a destroyed pussy,
Is the reward a whore gets.


Sluts.

 

[Taegul]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some guys are hopeless
That is all.

 

[37_ttej]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Rhyme's a bit dead
But Taegal speaks true.

 

[37_ttej]

Roses are red
Delivered by truck
And a note which says
Hey, gurl let's ...
"I love you sweetheart".

(Jett's second thoughts save the day)

 

[37_ttej]

Roses are gray
Violets are too
I just have to say
Colour-blindness sucks.

 

[37_ttej]

Roses are red
Their leaves are green
But that carnation’s
The sweetest I’ve seen.

 

[37_ttej]

Roses are red
Their leaves are green
But that carnation’s
The sweetest I’ve seen.

Ok, Jett, you get a pass for metre and rhyme (sort of), but it’s rather ambiguous.
Are you admiring an actual flower or is it a euphemism?
Either way, more information needed pal to make your romantic intentions clear.

 

[37_ttej]

Hmm, OK then.

Roses are red
A deep velvet sheen
But that yellow carnation’s
Really quite spectacular.

 

[37_ttej]

Hmm, OK then.

Roses are red
A deep velvet sheen
But that yellow carnation’s
Really quite spectacular.

Well, that’s worse.
You’ve gone from pass to fail.
Besides being blissfully unaware of Victorian floral symbology it seems.
It’s a firm ‘no’ from me.

 

[37_ttej]

Can I have another crack then?

Roses are red
That much is true
What’s this green carnation
Saying to you?

 

[37_ttej]

Can I have another crack then?

Roses are red
That much is true
What’s this green carnation
Saying to you?

Gah, the syllable count mate!
And a green carnation. Really?
You’re driving me Wilde.

 

[37_ttej]

OK, final attempt, since this playing with by myself business is getting old real quick.

Roses are red
And really quite sweet
My striped carnation
Looks pretty fleet.

 

[37_ttej]

OK, final attempt, since this playing with by myself business is getting old real quick.

Roses are red
And really quite sweet
My striped carnation
Looks pretty fleet.

If you say so, Jett. If you say so.

 

[Taegul]

Roses are red
Do they grow in a dump?
I'm really not sure
But this thread needs a bump

 

[Crankbait88]

Roses are red
And I feel downright blue
If I don't get the chance
To put my lips on you

 

[snexxer]

Violets are blue
Roses are red
I thought this thread
Was pretty much dead.

 

[Trubbycat]

Violets are blue
Leaves can be green
You’re the sexiest thing
That I’ve ever seen

 

[Crankbait88]

Roses are red
Sunflowers are gold,
and your fine derriere
Is a sight to behold