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Are you planning on giving me an opportunity to give you a new, horrible nickname today?

Asking for a friend...
Your friend wants to know if I'm going to give you an opportunity?

Well tell your friend that I'm not sure I have a choice. I have a very distinct and specific role in this room and it includes getting nicknames I cant shake and they aren't what I'd call flattering
 
Your friend wants to know if I'm going to give you an opportunity?

Well tell your friend that I'm not sure I have a choice. I have a very distinct and specific role in this room and it includes getting nicknames I cant shake and they aren't what I'd call flattering
Trust me friend, as the anointed “bartenderista” I get it.
You know how in movie/tv bartender is always the one they focus on…
By that I mean randomly ask if this person came into the bar…
Deliver two lines max…
And then disappear into the ether….
I get it!! 🤣
 
Your friend wants to know if I'm going to give you an opportunity?

Well tell your friend that I'm not sure I have a choice. I have a very distinct and specific role in this room and it includes getting nicknames I cant shake and they aren't what I'd call flattering
When the brat house reading cards come out my whole role will be outlined on the back I'm guessing
 
Trust me friend, as the anointed “bartenderista” I get it.
You know how in movie/tv bartender is always the one they focus on…
By that I mean randomly ask if this person came into the bar…
Deliver two lines max…
And then disappear into the ether….
I get it!! 🤣
I mean there's definitely been times I've wanted to disappear 😂
 
Trust me friend, as the anointed “bartenderista” I get it.
You know how in movie/tv bartender is always the one they focus on…
By that I mean randomly ask if this person came into the bar…
Deliver two lines max…
And then disappear into the ether….
I get it!! 🤣
Wait... you mean you aren't getting drunken brats spilling out their sordid secrets to you? Dude! That's just messed up!

Bartenderista's are supposed to hear drunken women stories!
 
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