🌶️💃🏻🎸Brat House: Boobs, Bums and Bedlam🌶️💃🏻🎸

[MissRadiant]

*Hangs sign* muffins for sale .... Price ummm negotiable

do you have chocolate chip?

 

[HollyS]

Good morning Brat House!

How can a two-day work week seem so long, lol?!? At least it's Friday. Whew!

I just didn't want to get out of bed!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Hey! For the record, I was there. I was there the first day.

Thank you for being there on the first day. That day really kicked things off with a bang for all of us and the direction of the thread.





It does not, however, make you a founding brat.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

You didn't. It still had zero views after 24 hours.

Yea, I blame the perverts. Damn perverts. Like a bunch a needy little gremlins always needing attention.

I know I shouldn't lust over his ass.... But damn he's a handsome ass

I agree although I think we may be lusting in different ways over it

 

[Dayhoosier]

Good morning Brat House!

How can a two-day work week seem so long, lol?!? At least it's Friday. Whew!

Yes!!!

I just didn't want to get out of bed!

No need to rush

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I had naked bathroom pics but no coffee... is it acceptable to have coffee in a bathroom?

I have mine in there when I'm getting ready in the morning

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Yea, I blame the perverts. Damn perverts. Like a bunch a needy little gremlins always needing attention.

I agree although I think we may be lusting in different ways over it

Well chatgpt has never called me what it called you.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Thank you for being there on the first day. That day really kicked things off with a bang for all of us and the direction of the thread.





It does not, however, make you a founding brat.

I suggested a name change, but I would never claim to be foundational, nor a brat. That is a title that needs to be captured, earned, and built upon. Elite indeed.

(Sorry, @FistfulOfMyHair...)

 

[metrifonate]

I have mine in there when I'm getting ready in the morning

But not breakfast...

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Soooo that's what your orgasms look like?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

At your cervix service

You aren't @MrMakersMark







And no one is at my cervix... unless... are you a ghost?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

*Hangs sign* muffins for sale .... Price ummm negotiable

I would like 2 free muffins please.

 

[NewStartQueen]

I would love to have been distracted by boobs...what boobs? Dammit! This is a very frustrating friday

OMFG did you really miss all six?

 

[metrifonate]

You aren't @MrMakersMark







And no one is at my cervix... unless... are you a ghost?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Well chatgpt has never called me what it called you.

 

[Dayhoosier]

OMFG did you really miss all six?

I'd have let the dogs run around the yard if is known there was a chance for "help" lol

Hey but you snooze you lose. I'll eat it.

 

[Jaws82]

OMFG did you really miss all six?

Tragedy

 

[Dayhoosier]

Tragedy

Story of my life

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

(Sorry, @FistfulOfMyHair...)

Assuming you know I was joking. Although I would like a Willy Wonka gif with an alternate punctuation and meaning as well.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

But not breakfast...

I don't eat breakfast





Thought about it this morning, but somebody ate all the muffins

 

[metrifonate]

I don't eat breakfast





Thought about it this morning, but somebody ate all the muffins

Eating mufins is a bathroom activity is it not?

 

[AtramentousRex]

Thank you for being there on the first day. That day really kicked things off with a bang for all of us and the direction of the thread.





It does not, however, make you a founding brat.

Thank you so much. *sniffles* all I ever wanted was a participation trophy.

I suggested a name change, but I would never claim to be foundational, nor a brat. That is a title that needs to be captured, earned, and built upon. Elite indeed.

(Sorry, @FistfulOfMyHair...)

I'm just desperate for attention from emotionally unavailable women. It has to do with my childhood.

OMFG did you really miss all six?

Shakes head. I miss everything so much, I just assume it's not for me and don't even pay attention anymore.

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

Ugh. Patience is not your strong suit. And also, there wasn't nothing...

What? Where? Help a brother out! Crowd sourcing where are you? Nooooooo!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Thank you so much. *sniffles* all I ever wanted was a participation trophy.

That's what we're all about, making dreams come true.

I'm just desperate for attention from emotionally unavailable women. It has to do with my childhood.

Shakes head. I miss everything so much, I just assume it's not for me and don't even pay attention anymore.

 

[metrifonate]

do you have chocolate chip?

We had chocolate chip... emphasis on had