Men, have you fucked an inanimate object?

[bobb_sledd]

My first productive orgasm oh so many years ago was into a hole cut into a foam pillow.

 

[Bobbie858585]

Pocket pussy, blow up doll and I’ve got a nice ass with pussy and anal opening that’s nice to use

 

[KyleR215]

a lovesense max. a toilet paper tube. a paper towel tube.

 

[Qky75]

Pillow. Soggy loaf of bread, vacuum hose, I need to get a flesh light or a pocket pussy...

 

[kyno1975]

Girl here and I really want to know two things. A. In the movie American pie. They say that fucking a warm apple pie is like real sex. Can someone tell me If this is true and B. A guy told me that he would lean on his arm untill it went numb and then jacked himself off. Because it feels like someone else is doing it.
Is this a common thing?

Thanks in advance

 

[KyleR215]

Girl here and I really want to know two things. A. In the movie American pie. They say that fucking a warm apple pie is like real sex. Can someone tell me If this is true and B. A guy told me that he would lean on his arm untill it went numb and then jacked himself off. Because it feels like someone else is doing it.
Is this a common thing?

Thanks in advance

IMO.... I don't think it is like warm apple pie. And a numb arm..... If I want it to feel different I just switch hands. I am predominately left handed when I stroke. If i want variety I use the right.

 

[CliimaxForYou]

A jacuzzi jet was quite an experience in my youth. Then, one day, I got laid...

I’ve released a few billion sperm enjoying the water pressure from the jacuzzi jet blasting past the head on my erect cock. Felt just like an aggressive tongue job. Outside jacuzzi, and inside jetted tub jacuzzi.

I have a fleshlite now.

As a young boy, not knowing what an orgasm was, but knowing how good it felt, I would often “hump” my mattress at night until I came.

And my earliest memory of being able to climax (before I was old enough to ejaculate) was climbing the support pole in my basement and basically pumping my legs excessively as I climbed. Always brought me to climax quickly.

 

[NivKay]

I can honestly say I have not done a J D Vance

 

[kyno1975]

IMO.... I don't think it is like warm apple pie. And a numb arm..... If I want it to feel different I just switch hands. I am predominately left handed when I stroke. If i want variety I use the right.

Oh really? Is it that simple to let it feel different?

 

[KyleR215]

Oh really? Is it that simple to let it feel different?

I guess think about it this way..... When you drive your car, are you mostly left or right handed? Does it feel different if you switching hands driving?

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Does a fleshlight butt count? If so then yes

 

[KyleR215]

Does a fleshlight butt count? If so then yes

you put a fleshlight in your butt?

 

[calmlikeabomb]

Had an Alexis Amore fleshlight for a couple of weeks. Good times.

Also, being young and stupid, tried to re-enact american pie once. Would not recommend.

 

[BrickedUpHubby]

Admittedly, and old bed we used to have had been torn up by a pet, leaving a sizable hole. I was desperate and horned up, so I decided that it was the right depth to shove my dick in. Turns out I was right! Felt awkward and a tad childish, but a nut is a nut, right?

 

[UnexpectedLuggage]

Not that I can think of. I will admit that I've been curious how good those crazy expensive customizable sex dolls can be.

 

[MillennialNerd90]

Yeah. Nothing too weird. Socks, rags, pillow.

 

[MissMarie32]

My best friend caught her brother fucking an orange

 

[tommyt125]

I humped my pillow way back but that’s it lol

 

[LeinadVirgo]

Toothbrush, veggies, blanket. Nothing crazy

 

[LostHorizon]

My best friend caught her brother fucking an orange

That seems painful… citric acid and all

 

[pntyhseluvr]

Panties, slips, bras

 

[Pavlovsdog6862]

Other then the wife???

 

[pntyhseluvr]

Yes

 

[RogerThat208]

My best friend caught her brother fucking an orange

That's better than catching him fucking a tangerine I guess. But not nearly as visually interesting as a cantaloupe or watermelon! Just sayin'... go big or go home, lol.

 

[EmmAgain]

This is the funniest thread ever.

No one mentioned a microwaved cantaloupe yet?