🔮 What are you doing right now? 🔮

[AnomalyLady]

Watching Enter the Dragon

Come watch you entering me.

Assuming you’re male

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

Come watch you entering me.

Assuming you’re male

I am. A little hesitant though as you were going by Dave recently

 

[Chillygirl]

Kitchen cleaned and now I get to binge Criminal Minds! Sigh…Shemar Moore

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Listening to jazz

 

[Wonderer67]

Watching the Mets pirates game, talkin w my wife and checking lit.

Maybe gonna have sex after the game???

 

[LostHorizon]

Yes, it’s cut.

Well that’s good.

 

[AnomalyLady]

I am. A little hesitant though as you were going by Dave recently

Excuse me. That was the past. Now my name is Adriana and I’m talking about my cut wood.

 

[LostHorizon]

Excuse me. That was the past. Now my name is Adriana and I’m talking about my cut wood.

Whew! Not my cut wood… that wood don’t need no more trouble.

My dishes are done!

 

[AnomalyLady]

Whew! Not my cut wood… that wood don’t need no more trouble.

My dishes are done!

No, I won’t Bobbitt you.

 

[AnomalyLady]

I can bob up and down, I will never Bobbitt a guy.

 

[LostHorizon]

No, I won’t Bobbitt you.

Thank you… that means the world to me.

I can bob up and down, I will never Bobbitt a guy.

that would mean the world to me too.

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

Now my name is Adriana

Nice to meet you. What kind of wood is it?

 

[AnomalyLady]

Nice to meet you. What kind of wood is it?

Just normal wood, my man. Come take a look.

 

[LostHorizon]

Just normal wood, my man. Come take a look.

Wait… it’s your man’s wood?

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

Just normal wood, my man. Come take a look.

I did look. I’m not an expert at identifying species, but no worries. It’s very nice wood. Maybe even above average.

 

[AnomalyLady]

I did look. I’m not an expert at identifying species, but no worries. It’s very nice wood. Maybe even above average.

My wood is long AND thick

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

My wood is long AND thick

Did you trade some sheep for it? Or stone?

 

[AnomalyLady]

I found the damn gif I was looking for

https://media.tenor.com/2_ab6NdTEhoAAAAM/dick-friday.gif

Fucking a

Did you trade some sheep for it? Or stone?

I looked one day and the wood was just THERE

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Fucking a

I looked one day and the wood was just THERE

My 7th grade Health teacher told us it just meant we had to pee real bad.

 

[AnomalyLady]

My 7th grade Health teacher told us it just meant we had to pee real bad.

My wood is so big, I just I need to pee ALL the time

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

My wood is so big, I just I need to pee ALL the time

 

[AnomalyLady]

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You dyslexic know when you just read “gossip girl” twice

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You dyslexic know when you just read “gossip girl” twice

Always gotta shake it after. Thats just wisdom.

 

[AnomalyLady]

Always gotta shake it after. Thats just wisdom.

Shake the d after peeing?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Shake the d after peeing?

Yeah. Thats the twice. It was oblique.