🔮 What are you doing right now? 🔮

[AnomalyLady]

Yeah. Thats the twice. It was oblique.

Shake dat wood after peeing

 

[AnomalyLady]

I shake my wood after peeingggg

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I shake my wood after peeingggg

more than once is jerking

 

[AnomalyLady]

more than once is jerking

Wait.

Are you saying after you pee:
1 shake is getting the dribble
2 or more shakes is straight up jerking?

 

[AnomalyLady]

I need to learn my d etiquette

Someone should make a thread of d etiquette.

“Rule 1 be careful of the d shakes in public”

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Wait.

Are you saying after you pee:
1 shake is getting the dribble
2 or more shakes is straight up jerking?

Shake once for the dribble. More to make baby Jesus cry.

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

I need to learn my d etiquette

More cause for hesitation Adriana( Formerly Dave)

 

[AnomalyLady]

Let’s get the stats. Who is having UTI and how many times do you shake?

 

[AnomalyLady]

More cause for hesitation Adriana( Formerly Dave)

I can make a Vocaroo and prove my masculine-feminine voice

 

[LostHorizon]

I can make a Vocaroo and prove my masculine-feminine voice

Yo Adrian…a

 

[AnomalyLady]

Yo Adrian…a

What’s up, brotha? *chest bumps*

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

More than once is inefficiency, amateur shaker

Am I getting paid to shake??!?

 

[LostHorizon]

Standing here

 

[AnomalyLady]

Let’s get the stats. Who is having UTI and how many times do you shake?

I notice all the guys ignored this. Y’all living on antibiotics.

 

[AnomalyLady]

Standing here

You try to stay standing while I’m working it

 

[AnomalyLady]

You're going to have to pay actual dollars to get those numbers

I’ll do that mail where they give you a dollar and if you send it back you get $10

“How many times do you shake the d?”

“How many UTIs have you had in the past week?”

 

[AnomalyLady]

The right amount of times, its right between drying off and starting a hobby

Bacteria doesn't get visitation rights

I think you’re shaking enough. All other dudes went silent and that’s SUS.

They’re guilty or picking up the hobby right now.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Adrian's paying, make sure u file those papers

What’s my hourly rate @AnomalyLady ?!??? Was I drunk when I signed the paperwork?

 

[AnomalyLady]

What’s my hourly rate @AnomalyLady ?!??? Was I drunk when I signed the paperwork?

1 blow job / hour. That’s what you agreed to

 

[AnomalyLady]

That word is suspiciously split up ?

What's the reason for this ?
https://media1.tenor.com/m/3q9NMzjliDQAAAAC/bang-chan-stray-kids.gif

Oh sorry. Blowjob.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

1 blow job / hour. That’s what you agreed to

That’s suspiciously good negotiation for me? I MUST have been drunk.

 

[AnomalyLady]

You've paid none of us
Not my $10, not his hourly

Scammer, reporting you
View attachment 2538683

@SalaciousMonkey22 didn’t file anything
You haven’t answered!

 

[AnomalyLady]

That’s suspiciously good negotiation for me? I MUST have been drunk.

We were both desperate last night

 

[AnomalyLady]

That’s suspiciously good negotiation for me? I MUST have been drunk.

I was at 1 blowjob / 30 minutes. We met in the bathroom middle.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

@SalaciousMonkey22 didn’t file anything
You haven’t answered!

I’m very lazy that way.