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[BrendaBear]

Incredible!

Thank you!

 

[Dayhoosier]

Brenda's here!!!!!!

 

[BrendaBear]

Brenda's here!!!!!!

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[Sammysub07]

How am I supposed to drink this coffee if I keep spitting it out?

Get a bib with a catch all?

 

[BrendaBear]

Get a bib with a catch all?

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Wow… that is a serious need for coffee!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Happy Mother's Day to the hot, bratty Mamas of Brat House!

May your drinks stay full, your kids stay calmer than usual, and your sass be something seen as muted today where other days those levels could get you arrested

 

[Chloe_Harper]

How am I supposed to drink this coffee if I keep spitting it out?

I'll catch it so it doesn't get wasted

*pours new cup of coffee goes back to corner table* well might as well get ahead of things *begins crafting Chloe's daily DM with fingers crossed*

 

[Dayhoosier]

I'll catch it so it doesn't get wasted

What the fuck!

Oh just you wait *goes back to writing*

 

[Chloe_Harper]

What the fuck!

No one wants to waste so much coffee and with the amount your spitting out, I wouldn't even have to brew my own

Oh just you wait *goes back to writing*

 

[Dayhoosier]

No one wants to waste so much coffee and with the amount your spitting out, I wouldn't even have to brew my own

Ohh that's your ploy...those emojis were there to get me to give you free coffee! Diabolical

Heehee careful

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Ohh that's your ploy...those emojis were there to get me to give you free coffee! Diabolical

Heehee careful

Me? A ploy? You must be mistaken. I never plan for anything.

 

[Dayhoosier]

Me? A ploy? You must be mistaken. I never plan for anything.

If I'm not naive you're neither accidental nor stupid

 

[Chloe_Harper]

If I'm not naive you're neither accidental nor stupid

I dont see how the two are related

 

[Dayhoosier]

I dont see how the two are related

Ok I literally started laughing, dammit

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Ok I literally started laughing, dammit

You're welcome

 

[Dayhoosier]

You're welcome

Like I said: diabolical

*Erases concluding paragraph and rewrites* need to fit the mood here today

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

 

[Dayhoosier]

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Two bones?

 

[BrendaBear]

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[FistfulOfMyHair]

Two bones?

If that’s what you’re into…

 

[BrendaBear]

Two bones?

Whatever floats your boat, baby.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

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[FistfulOfMyHair]

Add one more you could have an

 

[Dayhoosier]

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But would that relieve the tension behind this improv show we put on for you all every few days?

But also *throws away DM and starts completely over: dear mother of dragons.... Fistful had some interesting thoughts I'd like to run by you...*

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Add one more you could have an
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on who?

But would that relieve the tension behind this improv show we put on for you all every few days?

But also *throws away DM and starts completely over: dear mother of dragons.... Fistful had some interesting thoughts I'd like to run by you...*