Trans Nectar (and other hyper femme things)

[Samantha47]

I'm hoping to be on HRT this year, they told me it would be last year.
Yes, it seems I'll taste better on that. I was on the month long fast and it worked on my belly, but my diet has still been a bit bad due to pizzas again. I don't really drink soda and hate Coke, but I love Fanta. I still avoid it but give in to temptation.

Sounds good

 

[pleasuremodeloneten]

I'm just happy to be here. But you knew that - I saw you staring at my clitty! Did I say I minded? No, I didn't, because that would be lying. Honestly, just being here...something very seductive in the phrase "Ittybitty trans girl". I want to be a part of that action! I have no idea what I'm volunteering for - and I like that! Besides, I love sarcasm! I'm trying to linguistically splice sarcasm with snark to engineer the first snarcasm - it's...cutting-edge stuff, it's...not for the old "Merriam-Webster" crowd, those bloody sots (I have no idea what I just called them).

I like Snarcasm, a lot, especially when I’m on the receiving end of a 90 mph snarcasm fastball thrown at me by a pretty thing like you.
It can make even the most grismal day much better immediately.

 

[pleasuremodeloneten]

As a cis male, I’m treading on dangerous ground even being here. Oh well, I’m too old to live fast and die young anyway…
Transnectar is something I was totally unaware of, but I am intrigued.
I’m moving ever closer to what I believe is the proper place for me- with an mtf or ftm trans person who is drawn to men, and this thread is just another little push… I am a very very tactile and oral person, but I totally do not like the taste of male cum, it weirdly dries out my mouth and it seems like I can taste it for days afterward. The taste of precum however… I love both the taste and the texture, I just want to smear it on my lips like lip gloss and kiss and kiss some more.

 

[Samantha47]

As a cis male, I’m treading on dangerous ground even being here. Oh well, I’m too old to live fast and die young anyway…
Transnectar is something I was totally unaware of, but I am intrigued.
I’m moving ever closer to what I believe is the proper place for me- with an mtf or ftm trans person who is drawn to men, and this thread is just another little push… I am a very very tactile and oral person, but I totally do not like the taste of male cum, it weirdly dries out my mouth and it seems like I can taste it for days afterward. The taste of precum however… I love both the taste and the texture, I just want to smear it on my lips like lip gloss and kiss and kiss some more.

Oh yes honey

 

[SPARTAN047]

LOL, snarky sarcasm, good one!

 

[SissyBrandi19]

I like Snarcasm, a lot, especially when I’m on the receiving end of a 90 mph snarcasm fastball thrown at me by a pretty thing like you.
It can make even the most grismal day much better immediately.

I like the cut of your jib! Ask me what that means....I can look it up. (I think it's good!)

 

[SissyBrandi19]

I'd love to be able to stare at your clitty

I'd love that too...it means we're in the same room...or in proximity. If that's true there's probably fun to be had.

 

[SissyBrandi19]

Yeah no. My diet isn’t… let’s just say I’m only looking fit because of Adderall and running. I taste amazing, but I’ve been medically transitioned for a while. I’m gonna give credit to the estrogen every time.

"Adderall"...is that what the kids are calling it now? (Note: That was what I consider a "joke"...yes, I too was once subjected to, well, not Adderall it was older form of meth called Ritalin. Now I can't rightly call it "meth" because it doesn't feature the methyl group but said methyl group? Does Nothing! I figured I'd point this out as to not appear insensitive. Plus my humor is considered "dry" which comes from the Greek word "drie" meaning NOT FUNNY!).

 

[Leslie51]

Sounds good

Keep on your path to your goal. Try 0 sugar soda. You can still drink soda but not as many calories.

 

[SPARTAN047]

Oh, Ritalin was called Adderall? I don't think they're administrated here. They were given to boys with ADHD IIRC, shame.

 

[SissyBrandi19]

Oh, Ritalin was called Adderall? I don't think they're administrated here. They were given to boys with ADHD IIRC, shame.

Nonononono....Ritalin was always Ritalin, they're just both forms of amphetamine. That's my joke. It's a bad joke from the mind of someone who knows WAY too much about this stuff. No, not as an incarcerated addict....I was released last week! Not really. Just someone with a teeny, tiny, little....even "widdle"....amount of whateverthatwordis...on all things neurological. Knowledge. That's the word....stupid Wernicke's area (not to be confused with Broca's area).

P.S. Yes, I know...I was one of those boys. The teachers called me "special" but even then, I knew it was not a compliment. Doctors called it ADHD. I just call it stupidstupidSTUPID! I'm so STUPID! Whoops, sorry...STOOPID! (Can't spell "stupid" correctly, that'd be....stoopid!).

 

[SPARTAN047]

Nonononono....Ritalin was always Ritalin, they're just both forms of amphetamine. That's my joke. It's a bad joke from the mind of someone who knows WAY too much about this stuff. No, not as an incarcerated addict....I was released last week! Not really. Just someone with a teeny, tiny, little....even "widdle"....amount of whateverthatwordis...on all things neurological. Knowledge. That's the word....stupid Wernicke's area (not to be confused with Broca's area).

P.S. Yes, I know...I was one of those boys. The teachers called me "special" but even then, I knew it was not a compliment. Doctors called it ADHD. I just call it stupidstupidSTUPID! I'm so STUPID! Whoops, sorry...STOOPID! (Can't spell "stupid" correctly, that'd be....stoopid!).

Ahhhh, okay, thanks for the explanation. I don't understand these medical drugs very well.

 

[pleasuremodeloneten]

I like the cut of your jib! Ask me what that means....I can look it up. (I think it's good!)

I really like the cut of your jib, sweetheart!
It is a nautical term, having to do with a sail… but the last sailing ship was decommissioned about a week before I shipped out to the navy so I don’t know the specifics

 

[subbyclarajane]

I really like the cut of your jib, sweetheart!
It is a nautical term, having to do with a sail… but the last sailing ship was decommissioned about a week before I shipped out to the navy so I don’t know the specifics

It’s the triangle bit in the front, helps turn into the wind and overall sail area. (I wrote a steampunk novel once - learned all about ships… used almost none of it. They used steam, what the hell did they need sails for? I remember a lot of random shit.)

 

[pleasuremodeloneten]

It’s the triangle bit in the front, helps turn into the wind and overall sail area. (I wrote a steampunk novel once - learned all about ships… used almost none of it. They used steam, what the hell did they need sails for? I remember a lot of random shit.)

I hope the novel was a success, have you written more? You’ve piqued my interest and now I want to read an excerpt of it.
When I think of steampunk I drop back to 1880 England, the whole smoky foggy dark and dripping London thing… why does 1880 in London sound so much cooler then, say, 1879 Birmingham… or 1879 anything for that matter.
And what would make the cut of one person’s jib more likable than another… did anyone ever say, “The cut of your jib, sir, is quite distasteful to me”….?
As far as steam ships and sails are concerned, early steam powered ships did also have sails on them. Interestingly I think there’s a Nordic cargo ship manufacturer that has dropped back to that “dual technology”. Less interestingly, I was once intimately connected to steam on an ammo supply ship as a young hole snipe in the navy. Steam ever since has held a certain fascination and a bit of fear for me ever since… I think of it as a demon of sorts coursing through pipes and being forced through turbine blades whilst all the while seeking a way out…
Funny how when someone says they’ve written a novel it immediately makes me super paranoid about my punctuation.

 

[pleasuremodeloneten]

I'm just happy to be here. But you knew that - I saw you staring at my clitty! Did I say I minded? No, I didn't, because that would be lying. Honestly, just being here...something very seductive in the phrase "Ittybitty trans girl". I want to be a part of that action! I have no idea what I'm volunteering for - and I like that! Besides, I love sarcasm! I'm trying to linguistically splice sarcasm with snark to engineer the first snarcasm - it's...cutting-edge stuff, it's...not for the old "Merriam-Webster" crowd, those bloody sots (I have no idea what I just called them).

I have to throw another “comboword” out there that I can’t take credit for, it’s actually in a novel by Terry Pratchett called Feet of Clay.
It describes a state of being unique to a particularly obnoxious state of “maleness”:
EGOTESTICLE.

 

[subbyclarajane]

I have to throw another “comboword” out there that I can’t take credit for, it’s actually in a novel by Terry Pratchett called Feet of Clay.
It describes a state of being unique to a particularly obnoxious state of “maleness”:
EGOTESTICLE.

Okay, for real. You’re awesome. You’re almost brazenly chaotic. Does everyone just love you??

 

[pleasuremodeloneten]

Okay, for real. You’re awesome. You’re almost brazenly chaotic. Does everyone just love you??

I like brazenly chaotic, that is a pretty apt description. “Fucking nutjob” is how my last ex wife put it, in a mild and matter of fact tone of voice. Both of them fit.
Does everyone just love me… hmmm.
Well three ex wives don’t love me but I believe they think fondly of me… my girlfriend loves me but has great difficulty grasping my weirdness and, for lack of a better term, what I’ll call a sense of humor… she does like having a handy guy around the house though, so she keeps pulling me back in after we both agree that I should be kicked to the curb…
Have I mentioned that the trick can be getting me to shut up

 

[Persuademe]

Nonononono....Ritalin was always Ritalin, they're just both forms of amphetamine. That's my joke. It's a bad joke from the mind of someone who knows WAY too much about this stuff. No, not as an incarcerated addict....I was released last week! Not really. Just someone with a teeny, tiny, little....even "widdle"....amount of whateverthatwordis...on all things neurological. Knowledge. That's the word....stupid Wernicke's area (not to be confused with Broca's area).

P.S. Yes, I know...I was one of those boys. The teachers called me "special" but even then, I knew it was not a compliment. Doctors called it ADHD. I just call it stupidstupidSTUPID! I'm so STUPID! Whoops, sorry...STOOPID! (Can't spell "stupid" correctly, that'd be....stoopid!).

I get you , and I think it’s hilarious . Don’t change , you’re perfect .

 

[Coupleforfunbi]

I want to see my man deep throat another man

 

[subbyclarajane]

I like brazenly chaotic, that is a pretty apt description. “Fucking nutjob” is how my last ex wife put it, in a mild and matter of fact tone of voice. Both of them fit.
Does everyone just love me… hmmm.
Well three ex wives don’t love me but I believe they think fondly of me… my girlfriend loves me but has great difficulty grasping my weirdness and, for lack of a better term, what I’ll call a sense of humor… she does like having a handy guy around the house though, so she keeps pulling me back in after we both agree that I should be kicked to the curb…
Have I mentioned that the trick can be getting me to shut up

The neurodivergence is strong with this one.

 

[pleasuremodeloneten]

The neurodivergence is strong with this one.

Hey I resemble that remark!

Seriously, I think I do
Good morning, ClaraJane

 

[subbyclarajane]

Hey I resemble that remark!

Seriously, I think I do
Good morning, ClaraJane View attachment 2546927

Et toi, Santa. Er, I mean... uh...

 

[pleasuremodeloneten]

Et toi, Santa. Er, I mean... uh...

And here I thought it was a good look on me… if it enhances the mental image and gets your Monday off to a good start, picture me in my birthday suit, moobs all jiggly and wiggly, waiting on the elves that are trying assiduously to get all the soot out of my clothes … every year it’s the same old thing…

 

[subbyclarajane]

“No, the other red one. OF COURSE the red one! Why do we always h-hey! Fuckdammit, not NOW, Fluffer! Go help Spearmint in the ribbon barn. Go!”