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[NewStartQueen]

Imagine that job description on a resume....

Syphilis sores cock checker at a brothel.

I think her position title was something cool... Like Pleasure Concierge

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I think her position title was something cool... Like Pleasure Concierge

Connoisseur of clean cocks

 

[NewStartQueen]

Connoisseur of clean cocks

Protector of the Realm? Protector of the Sheaths?

 

[NewStartQueen]

Gatekeeper of the Giggly Bits?

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

Okay , one more

Custodian of the Crown Jewels

Does that imply cleaning responsibilities?

 

[NewStartQueen]

Okay , one more

Custodian of the Crown Jewels

 

[BrendaBear]

This is awesome.... This is the end of a great night sitting at a rickety wooden table with a drink and a few new friends just grooving. I fucking LOVE IT!!!

Thank you so much!!

 

[BrendaBear]

Dying... Acne on the cock! She was talking about syphilis and HPV sores ....

So… cockney?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Aye, aye Captain Vanilla

Unrelated, one of my favorite scenes in any Coen Brothers movies

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

Unrelated, one of my favorite scenes in any Coen Brothers movies

Remind me

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Remind me

It’s from Hail Ceasar, which is sorta just fine overall but Channing Tatums gay dance number is funny. (He’s absolutely the best part of the movie)

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

It’s from Hail Ceasar, which is sorta just fine overall but Channing Tatums gay dance number is funny. (He’s absolutely the best part of the movie)

Ahh. I haven’t seen it. Not sure why I missed that one. I love the Coen brothers.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ahh. I haven’t seen it. Not sure why I missed that one. I love the Coen brothers.

It’s not generally regarded as one of their better ones, but I like it. Their worst is better than most people’s best, and this ain’t their worst

 

[BrendaBear]

I woke up with James Taylor's version of "You've Got A Friend" going through my head.... that was pretty cool.

 

[Rj_1954]

Neeeeed Coffee please, shall I beg?

 

[BrendaBear]

Neeeeed Coffee please, shall I beg?

Yes. Yes, you shall.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/3Nrxn0XiVFcAAAAC/jennifer-lopez-j-lo.gif

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I don't know if @DannieB or @Chloe_Harper are around tonight... but here is today's Stratocaster rambling. One of my kitties jumped up on the roof right as I started, and was cracking me up with her escapades up there. If I could get video of them doing their thing, that would be far more popular.

Brenda, omg, this is super fun! Ok, forgive my ignorance on terminology.. Your fingering technique on this one, this is definitely a song to just be showing that off. I am just amazed by your talents once again!

 

[BrendaBear]

Brenda, omg, this is super fun! Ok, forgive my ignorance on terminology.. Your fingering technique on this one, this is definitely a song to just be showing that off. I am just amazed by your talents once again!

Thank you so much!!!

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

I don't know if @DannieB or @Chloe_Harper are around tonight... but here is today's Stratocaster rambling. One of my kitties jumped up on the roof right as I started, and was cracking me up with her escapades up there. If I could get video of them doing their thing, that would be far more popular.

Hell yeah! On my second listen over a Bloody Mary and breakfast.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Neeeeed Coffee please, shall I beg?

What? I couldn't hear your whining over the sound of my own coffee being sipped by me

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I woke up with James Taylor's version of "You've Got A Friend" going through my head.... that was pretty cool.

Better than waking to actual fire and rain

 

[Dayhoosier]

What? I couldn't hear your whining over the sound of my own coffee being sipped by me

I'm pretty sure I drank all but one cup of this pot of coffee I may have a problem.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I'm pretty sure I drank all but one cup of this pot of coffee I may have a problem.

Why is that a problem? Is it because you didn't drink that last cup? What did that one cup ever do to you!!!

 

[Dayhoosier]

Why is that a problem? Is it because you didn't drink that last cup? What did that one cup ever do to you!!!

Lol... *Pours last cup while staring at you* ok?!?! Sheesh

Cranky today, Chloe? What'd I do to you? We going to fight today?

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

Lol... *Pours last cup while staring at you* ok?!?! Sheesh

Cranky today, Chloe? What'd I do to you? We going to fight today?

Before I make any wagers, @Chloe_Harper how’s your back?