🌶️💃🏻🎸Brat House: Boobs, Bums and Bedlam🌶️💃🏻🎸

[Hornymwtxn]

Oooh, I'll have to listen after I'm done being a nerd looking forward to it!!!!

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So never?

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I don't know if @DannieB or @Chloe_Harper are around tonight... but here is today's Stratocaster rambling. One of my kitties jumped up on the roof right as I started, and was cracking me up with her escapades up there. If I could get video of them doing their thing, that would be far more popular.

Cat vids are a dime a dozen.
BB Queen vids are more rare.

 

[BrendaBear]

Oh, Brenda, this is very…different! In the best way! The way you pick and groove, damn! I’m really loving the heavier strums!! This is a side of you I’m really into tonight

Thank you so much!!

 

[Dayhoosier]

I don't know if @DannieB or @Chloe_Harper are around tonight... but here is today's Stratocaster rambling. One of my kitties jumped up on the roof right as I started, and was cracking me up with her escapades up there. If I could get video of them doing their thing, that would be far more popular.

This is awesome.... This is the end of a great night sitting at a rickety wooden table with a drink and a few new friends just grooving. I fucking LOVE IT!!!

 

[Dayhoosier]

Good morning all.... My dogs wake up too early so apparently that means I do too

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

Good morning all.... My dogs wake up too early so apparently that means I do too

It could be worse. Coffee exists….and boobs.

 

[Dayhoosier]

It could be worse. Coffee exists….and boobs.

You know what? You're right!!

Perspective is everything

 

[NewStartQueen]

There’s dopamine and then there’s dopamine

Hope it helps!

You, my dear gal, are one of the most delightful and kind humans I have had the pleasure of interacting with.

I've been home sick today and haven't felt very sexy, but @Sammysub07, your gif game could raise the dead today.

Hope you are feeling better hun

Good morning all.... My dogs wake up too early so apparently that means I do too

My cat was possessed last night... Like running around the house all night like someone has shoved ginger up his butt. He better not pull that shit tonight or I'll be putting him in kitty jail.

It could be worse. Coffee exists….and boobs.

 

[Dayhoosier]

You, my dear gal, are longer of the most delightful and kind humans I have had the pleasure of interacting with.

Hope you are feeling better hun

My cat was possessed last night... Like running around the house all night like someone has shoved ginger up his butt. He better not pull that shit tonight or I'll be putting him in kitty jail.

Kitty jail ..... Good name for a themes brothel in Vegas or something

 

[NewStartQueen]

Kitty jail ..... Good name for a themes brothel in Vegas or something

Trademarking now.... Pussy's Penitentiary as as well

 

[Dayhoosier]

Trademarking now.... Pussy's Penitentiary as as well

Yup gotta cover all the derivatives

 

[NewStartQueen]

Yup gotta cover all the derivatives

There's already a Pussy's Penitentiary bar in Thailand

 

[Dayhoosier]

There's already a Pussy's Penitentiary bar in Thailand

You already knew that or you actually Google searched to check? Either way I have follow up

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

There's already a Pussy's Penitentiary bar in Thailand

You already knew that or you actually Google searched to check? Either way I have follow up

Maybe she’s visited. I’m a little bit afraid to visit Thailand without responsible supervision. Don’t trust myself to be intoxicated around some of the options available.

 

[NewStartQueen]

You already knew that or you actually Google searched to check? Either way I have follow up

I googled it

Maybe she’s visited. I’m a little bit afraid to visit Thailand without responsible supervision. Don’t trust myself to be intoxicated around some of the options available.

I have been to Thailand, but no naughty stories from me. Come to think of it the naughtiest place I've been is to an open night at a brothel! I'm suddenly feeling my 49% vanilla score from the BDSM test

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

I googled it

I have been to Thailand, but no naughty stories from me. Come to think of it the naughtiest place I've been is to an open night at a brothel! I'm suddenly feeling my 49% vanilla score from the BDSM test

Thailand looks amazing. Awesome climbing too. I would love to go…with supervision. My buddy just went there for a mid life crisis. To me that just sounds like a recipe for poor choices and self loathing.
Money related to sex is a turn off for me.

 

[NewStartQueen]

Thailand looks amazing. Awesome climbing too. I would love to go…with supervision. My buddy just went there for a mid life crisis. To me that just sounds like a recipe for poor choices and self loathing.
Money related to sex is a turn off for me.

Aww so no sugar daddy-ing from you.

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

Aww so no sugar daddy-ing from you.

Maybe in my 50’s

 

[Dayhoosier]

I googled it

I have been to Thailand, but no naughty stories from me. Come to think of it the naughtiest place I've been is to an open night at a brothel!

What exactly is an open night at a brothel? I'm actually asking I have no idea.

I'm suddenly feeling my 49% vanilla score from the BDSM test

I'd be scared of just how high my vanilla score would go lol ..... Shhhh I hang out in here so I really should fix that.

 

[NewStartQueen]

What exactly is an open night at a brothel?

In Melbourne, we had the most famous brothel in Australia called The Daily Planet. In 2003, I was working night fill that finished at 1am and we'd heard that it was going to have an open night every week up until it's public offering on the stock exchange so 5 of us went (3 gals, 2 guys). And it was a 30 minute tour of the facilities, the pleasure rooms and how the sex workers were kept safe from STIs and perverts with no cash. Really eye opening at the time and really quite cool. Sort of like a mini-introduction to kinks

Funniest moment was the Madam saying, "Here we check the cock for blemishes, then go there and fuck, fuck, fuck."

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daily_Planet_(brothel)

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I googled it

I'm suddenly feeling my 49% vanilla score from the BDSM test

Hold my beer

 

[NewStartQueen]

Hold my beer

Aye, aye Captain Vanilla

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Funniest moment was the Madam saying, "Here we check the cock for blemishes, then go there and fuck, fuck, fuck."

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daily_Planet_(brothel)

I guess a guy who suffers from body acne is shit outta luck

 

[NewStartQueen]

I guess a guy who suffers from body acne is shit outta luck

Dying... Acne on the cock! She was talking about syphilis and HPV sores ....

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Dying... Acne on the cock! She was talking about syphilis and HPV sores ....

Imagine that job description on a resume....

Syphilis sores cock checker at a brothel.