How do I describe that?

NuclearFairy

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I've got a character with a two inch clit, so I go to look it up to figure out how to describe it in a way that flows well and is not unsexy and well... The best I got is wings. I pulled my SO in to maybe help and after looking at the pictures he was stumped too. Some of them do look like weirdly shaped penises especially the ones that showed up that were waaay longer than 2 inches. But the ones I'm trying to describe kinda have two flaps of what I'm guessing is the clitoral hood stretching from the top of the clit down to the vulva.

So I was wondering, how would you guys describe it in a story?
 
How much do you have to describe it?

If you just name it "huge clit" and just name the "sides of the hood" and leave it at that, readers' imaginations will fill in the details with something far more realistic and individually, personally exciting than anything you could describe.
 
Is a character maybe trying to describe it? Do you want poetry, like referring to the labia as petals on an orchid?

--Annie
Hmm, I might in a later scene have a character try to describe it, but for this one I think the guy is just going to call it cute.
 
How much do you have to describe it?

If you just name it "huge clit" and just name the "sides of the hood" and leave it at that, readers' imaginations will fill in the details with something far more realistic and individually, personally exciting than anything you could describe.

seconding this. No need to spend multiple paragraphs on it. Call it a big clit, describe the hood parted to each side, maybe a thought or two from the character about their surprise and / or excitement about the size and move on.
 
"She had the largest clit I'd ever seen. I mean, it looked like a tiny penis erupting from the top of her vulva. It was amazing, and I wondered how she walked around with that constantly rubbing on things. Did it drive her crazy? Was she used to it? I didn't know, but I looked forward to finding out."

I like this. Ascribing a specific size to it... 2 inches, 3 inches... seems to almost take away the mystery and awe of it.

leaving it vague... "largest clit I've ever seen" ... leaves it open for the reader to visualize.
 
I like this. Ascribing a specific size to it... 2 inches, 3 inches... seems to almost take away the mystery and awe of it.

leaving it vague... "largest clit I've ever seen" ... leaves it open for the reader to visualize.
I used the exact size so that I could go look pictures up and get my own mental picture of how things were shaped for internal consistency.
 
I've got a character with a two inch clit, so I go to look it up to figure out how to describe it in a way that flows well and is not unsexy and well... The best I got is wings. I pulled my SO in to maybe help and after looking at the pictures he was stumped too. Some of them do look like weirdly shaped penises especially the ones that showed up that were waaay longer than 2 inches. But the ones I'm trying to describe kinda have two flaps of what I'm guessing is the clitoral hood stretching from the top of the clit down to the vulva.

So I was wondering, how would you guys describe it in a story?
As far as I know, those are inner labia. They do not usually get in the way for ones large enough for penetration (and there I'm using Rikochan as a model with functional experience).

Put differently, Rikochan's clit is large enough for penetrative sex toys like a fleshlight, and the labia, though large and connected, aren't in the way.
 
As far as I know, those are inner labia. They do not usually get in the way for ones large enough for penetration (and there I'm using Rikochan as a model with functional experience).

Put differently, Rikochan's clit is large enough for penetrative sex toys like a fleshlight, and the labia, though large and connected, aren't in the way.
Ah okay. I don't really have experience with the inner labia (Mine is kinda almost nonexistent). I'll have to go look up some stories that get into that.
 
I've got a character with a two inch clit, so I go to look it up to figure out how to describe it in a way that flows well and is not unsexy and well... The best I got is wings. I pulled my SO in to maybe help and after looking at the pictures he was stumped too. Some of them do look like weirdly shaped penises especially the ones that showed up that were waaay longer than 2 inches. But the ones I'm trying to describe kinda have two flaps of what I'm guessing is the clitoral hood stretching from the top of the clit down to the vulva.

So I was wondering, how would you guys describe it in a story?
Read The Whip Angels by Diane Bataille (originally by xxxx)
 
"We shouldn't be doing this," she whispered between kisses, though she made no effort to move my fingers from her clit - and what an astonishing clit it is, easily an inch long and almost more like a tiny cock than a clit. I slid down onto my knees and took it into my mouth, sucking gently as I licked the shaft and the delicate, folding labia around it.
 
I've got a character with a two inch clit, so I go to look it up to figure out how to describe it in a way that flows well and is not unsexy and well... The best I got is wings. I pulled my SO in to maybe help and after looking at the pictures he was stumped too. Some of them do look like weirdly shaped penises especially the ones that showed up that were waaay longer than 2 inches. But the ones I'm trying to describe kinda have two flaps of what I'm guessing is the clitoral hood stretching from the top of the clit down to the vulva.

So I was wondering, how would you guys describe it in a story?

I agree with everyone else here. Just say 'huge' and have the narrator make a few observations. Last thing you want is to turn it into the "his dick was at least fourteen inches long and as thick as a coke can." You'll just have people rolling their eyes. :p
 
I think the difference is that men love the idea of a huge dick, but when did you ever hear women wishing for a clit that can be measured in inches?
 
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