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I had to read that twice to get what you meant. I was shocked to find out what my hairdresser was paying in rent because it was $700 more than I pay for the mortgage on my house which is a 2300 sq ft house on a 1/2 acre lot in Las Vegas. That kind of thing just blows my mind.
To find something comparable to my house, but rent, I'd pay almost triple my mortgage. Housing doesn't make any sense anymore.

I know someone who can help you out with that endeavor. 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
If only the distance wasn't so great right now.

Suburbia sucks. Our rent now on a two BR apartment is more than twice what the mortgage was on our 3br/2bath house. And now we're so rent-poor we'll never save enough to buy a house at current prices. It's depressing.
I'm terrified I'm going to be in that position as well.
 
I'm terrified I'm going to be in that position as well.
I hope it doesn't happen to you. Our situation involved some choices that didn't pan out as hoped, then ending up in the apartment as a temporary measure that became longer term because of covid. It was a lot of bad timing and bad luck.

Hopefully we'll catch a break at some point (and you will, too!).
 
It's all good. I'm just happy that the infringement notice didn't fly off in the rain whilst my windshield wipers were going 😂 Sometimes I just have to laugh at the absurdity of my life
Yes sometimes we must laugh so we don't cry (ever notice all my jokes and laughing emojis? Lol)

Otherwise how was your day. Queen... You've become such a part of my morning routine lol
 
Yes sometimes we must laugh so we don't cry (ever notice all my jokes and laughing emojis? Lol)

Otherwise how was your day. Queen... You've become such a part of my morning routine lol
That's what sometimes gets me through the day. But somedays you have to let the tears flow... By making someone else cry 🤣

I had back to backs until 7pm and got some amazing news that simultaneously terrified and validated me resulting in me asking for a huge hug from my work wife and scheduled pep talks for the next three days.
Good morning! Only two more days until I can walk again! If the X-ray goes poorly, I think I’ll just post sex gifs all day, in lieu of talking about it. 😂
Just remember to put them behind links so you aren't branded a naughty boy 🤭
 
That's what sometimes gets me through the day. But somedays you have to let the tears flow... By making someone else cry 🤣
That's my girl, your Worship.
I had back to backs until 7pm and got some amazing news that simultaneously terrified and validated me resulting in me asking for a huge hug from my work wife and scheduled pep talks for the next three days
There should be a word for "happy terror."
Just remember to put them behind links so you aren't branded a naughty boy 🤭
Yeah, I spent a bit of time retroactively putting anything with nudity behind a link in my thread. They already wiped out all my attachments (the suspicious part of my mind thinks there may have been some vindictive reporting, but Lit doesn't really let you know), but that may have been a blessing in disguise. I have everything since on an off site server, so editing was easier than it could have been.
 
That's my girl, your Worship.

There should be a word for "happy terror."

Yeah, I spent a bit of time retroactively putting anything with nudity behind a link in my thread. They already wiped out all my attachments (the suspicious part of my mind thinks there may have been some vindictive reporting, but Lit doesn't really let you know), but that may have been a blessing in disguise. I have everything since on an off site server, so editing was easier than it could have been.
You have an off-site server?

You take this Lit stuff seriously!
 
Oh, and good morning everyone. 😊

I'm not feeling great today. I may pop in now and then, but I'm not sure how bratty I'll be. Right now I feel a little puny.

At least it is sunny here. Wish I could send some to those who need it! 😘
Clearly, we need to send you some Brattitude! Puny? No way!!! You got this, girl!!! Go forth! Kick ass!!! Kick ass and take names!! Or forget their names, they just got their asses kicked, probably don't want to be memorialized for that ass whooping you are going to lay down!

https://media1.tenor.com/m/WNoiG---pc4AAAAd/you-got-this-alyssa.gif
 
You have an off-site server?
That makes it sound more impressive than it is. I use my personal server (I have a few, for myself and two for clients) for stuff I create, but for most of my thread I just use a free image server (not imgbb -- they have been stinking up the bandwidth for a while now).
You take this Lit stuff seriously!
I take nothing and everything seriously simultaneously.
 
Get this... I just get one of those stupid, ultra-annoying emails from Microsloth to tell me about features in Teams that I very likely don't want, don't need, and could not possibly care less about.

But as a result of that, I adjust a few settings to get rid of other "features" they shoved on me that I hated. Then I notice it.... at the top of my "Favorites" section for a chat... is me. They have an entry for me. As the top favorite. I happily admit, I walk around the house and talk to myself all the time. But what kind of psychopath uses a "chat" feature in software, to chat with themself??? What the fuck??

"I was just thinking that I should do that on Friday."
"No, I don't agree with me. I should do that next week."
"Well, I'm sorry me, but I just don't agree with me on this at all."
"Oh, well can I just agree to disagree with myself?"
 
Get this... I just get one of those stupid, ultra-annoying emails from Microsloth to tell me about features in Teams that I very likely don't want, don't need, and could not possibly care less about.

But as a result of that, I adjust a few settings to get rid of other "features" they shoved on me that I hated. Then I notice it.... at the top of my "Favorites" section for a chat... is me. They have an entry for me. As the top favorite. I happily admit, I walk around the house and talk to myself all the time. But what kind of psychopath uses a "chat" feature in software, to chat with themself??? What the fuck??

"I was just thinking that I should do that on Friday."
"No, I don't agree with me. I should do that next week."
"Well, I'm sorry me, but I just don't agree with me on this at all."
"Oh, well can I just agree to disagree with myself?"
I just read an article that said, for the first time in human history, technological advancements aren't being driven by the users' needs, but by the producers' needs. Most new features are essentially designed to more easily harvest data and draw users deeper into subscription-based existences - not to meet user demand or needs.

I see that all day every day with the things we use at work.

Okay, I'm gonna go chat with myself some more. Lol
 
I just read an article that said, for the first time in human history, technological advancements aren't being driven by the users' needs, but by the producers' needs. Most new features are essentially designed to more easily harvest data and draw users deeper into subscription-based existences - not to meet user demand or needs.

I see that all day every day with the things we use at work.

Okay, I'm gonna go chat with myself some more. Lol
It’s so true.
We are the product now
 
Morning Brat House. Tried to sleep in today, just ended up waking up at usual time and laying in bed for an extra hour 😂 that counts, right?
Now, just coffee. Wondering which one of you is gonna push that bratty button today, or if I'm gearing up for a non-bratty day 😱
I hope the broken are mending, the sick are healing, and the well do something weird on accident today 😉
 
Get this... I just get one of those stupid, ultra-annoying emails from Microsloth to tell me about features in Teams that I very likely don't want, don't need, and could not possibly care less about.

But as a result of that, I adjust a few settings to get rid of other "features" they shoved on me that I hated. Then I notice it.... at the top of my "Favorites" section for a chat... is me. They have an entry for me. As the top favorite. I happily admit, I walk around the house and talk to myself all the time. But what kind of psychopath uses a "chat" feature in software, to chat with themself??? What the fuck??

"I was just thinking that I should do that on Friday."
"No, I don't agree with me. I should do that next week."
"Well, I'm sorry me, but I just don't agree with me on this at all."
"Oh, well can I just agree to disagree with myself?"
I have always heard talking to yourself is OK, it’s when you start answering yourself is when it becomes worrisome.

That's why I am the silent type.
 
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