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[Hornymwtxn]

What is the equivalent of "morning wood" for women?

Morning dew
https://media.tenor.com/z8q8Zasw89MAAAA1/animated-flower.webp

 

[NewStartQueen]

Stiff finger?

Nope

Morning mind?

Better

Morning dew
https://media.tenor.com/z8q8Zasw89MAAAA1/animated-flower.webp

Best! Trust the horny Texan to get it spot on.

 

[peekingone]

Nope

Better

Best! Trust the horny Texan to get it spot on.

So you're typing with one hand? https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExcnc2Zm55ZDNlMm03YmJ2eW5odHZ5Y2tkM2o1ejNsZDVhdjEyMGRkcCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/1TfKEgsF1Y1t0JEtVf/giphy.webp

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

Nope

Better

Best! Trust the horny Texan to get it spot on.

Allegedly “morning glory” is the Australian slang.

 

[peekingone]

puckered petals
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[Hornymwtxn]

Nope

Better

Best! Trust the horny Texan to get it spot on.

Better than sour puss I guess

 

[NewStartQueen]

So you're typing with one hand? https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExcnc2Zm55ZDNlMm03YmJ2eW5odHZ5Y2tkM2o1ejNsZDVhdjEyMGRkcCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/1TfKEgsF1Y1t0JEtVf/giphy.webp

Always as I only look at Lit on my phone

Allegedly “morning glory” is the Australian slang.

In my area that means morning sex... Not gender specific

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

Always as I only look at Lit on my phone

In my area that means morning sex... Not gender specific

Well I had to add a caveat Before telling an Australian about their slang. Can’t trust the internet

 

[NewStartQueen]

Well I had to add a caveat Before telling an Australian about their slang. Can’t trust the internet

For some slang it's so region specific. I haven't heard that phrase for years. My favourite American slang which appears to be New England specific - Masshole

 

[cheekygirl75]

Masshole

Did someone call me?

 

[peekingone]

For some slang it's so region specific. I haven't heard that phrase for years. My favourite American slang which appears to be New England specific - Masshole

is this when there are a lot more than 1 asshole?

 

[TXRafe]

For some slang it's so region specific. I haven't heard that phrase for years. My favourite American slang which appears to be New England specific - Masshole

Did someone call me?

is this when there are a lot more than 1 asshole?

it's just an asshole from Massachusetts, most likely from Boston

 

[Nightbird]

Isnt that BAWSTON??

 

[NewStartQueen]

Did someone call me?

You can't be?!?! You're too nice

 

[Rj_1954]

it's just an asshole from Massachusetts, most likely from Boston

The guy in front has a big head...they all do..

 

[cheekygirl75]

You can't be?!?! You're too nice

You should see me drive

 

[NewStartQueen]

You should see me drive

 

[NewStartQueen]

This is so true

 

[peekingone]

are you a distracted Drive?

 

[cheekygirl75]

are you a distracted Drive?

Nope, just don’t have patience for people who don’t know what they’re doing. They say Boston drivers are aggressive, but I’d say we’re just competent and don’t make allowances for those who aren’t

 

[peekingone]

Nope, just don’t have patience for people who don’t know what they’re doing. They say Boston drivers are aggressive, but I’d say we’re just competent and don’t make allowances for those who aren’t

your friend is the horn, middle finger.
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[Rj_1954]

Distracted what...

 

[NewStartQueen]

Nope, just don’t have patience for people who don’t know what they’re doing. They say Boston drivers are aggressive, but I’d say we’re just competent and don’t make allowances for those who aren’t

New Yorkers will push past you on the sidewalk. Boston drivers push you off the road to save 20 seconds

 

[Rj_1954]

And Philadelphia residents call Pennsylvania the "Get Outta My Way" state
I was one...I know

 

[Nightbird]

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