Cock Talk

[EvaLane]

are you competing with PLP for the best/worst thing to open a session with?

This is actually so funny, you make wonderful layered references, 10/10

 

[AlpineFresco]

American Pie has scarred this country in so many ways.

I mean I know 'this country' isn't my country (original or adopted), but somehow I never saw this film.

 

[hotwords229_A]

In its entirety. It was the train wreck that I couldn't take my eyes off of. When he dropped the knive....my heart stopped beating momentarily.

He ended up using the gourd more for massaging his balls then he did for actually inserting his eggplant into that pumpkin. But everytime he slipped it back on...I rubbed coconut oil on myself because I hurt for him.

I have to be honest, I am currently growing pumpkins for Halloween and I felt a little weird watering them the past few days.

It’s the way I keep looking at them. It’s unnerving.

 

[Nicefella]

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Why does the Wu Tan Clan suddenly come to mind? I’m at a hearing, and I can’t put my phone down.

 

[Nicefella]

American Pie has scarred this country in so many ways.

Warm pie does that to people.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Did it end with fresh fruit?

That fruit was not fresh by the end!

 

[Nicefella]

I have to be honest, I am currently growing pumpkins for Halloween and I felt a little weird watering them the past few days.

It’s the way I keep looking at them. It’s unnerving.

Your name needs to be on a “do not farm” list.

 

[EvaLane]

That fruit was not fresh by the end!

It sure was glistening

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Hmm the blur function isn’t really… working here

 

[Nicefella]

It sure was glistening

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Eva - you are ruining the culinary experience. First the alleged pumpkin and now the poor grapefruit.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

In its entirety. It was the train wreck that I couldn't take my eyes off of. When he dropped the knive....my heart stopped beating momentarily.

He ended up using the gourd more for massaging his balls then he did for actually inserting his eggplant into that pumpkin. But everytime he slipped it back on...I rubbed coconut oil on myself because I hurt for him.

I didn't click that link for a reason and Im really regretting reading this post. Thanks Miz

 

[jason28053]

That fruit was not fresh by the end!

Don’t try to get fresh with me!

 

[morelikeasong]

It sure was glistening

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Hmm the blur function isn’t really… working here

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[MrMakersMark]

Oh he seeded it. I saw that part

Did he???
No way he got em' all!
No way. That was the most un-thorough de-seeding in gourd fucking history.

Easy claim for me because .....how many could there be??

And...he HAD to be packing gourd up his his shit like loading a black powder rifle..

And that dingus is going to mess around and cut half his fucking hand off.

I unmuted for 5 seconds.
Because I had to hear if he was doing a tutorial DIY style or what?
And yep..he was.

And what should have come to no surprise to anyone...dude's a Euro.

 

[LostHorizon]

I have to be honest, I am currently growing pumpkins for Halloween and I felt a little weird watering them the past few days.

It’s the way I keep looking at them. It’s unnerving.

Why wait until autumn? Are you growing any watermelons?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Why wait until autumn? Are you growing any watermelons?

Nope.
I like the foreplay.

 

[LostHorizon]

Nope.
I like the foreplay.

Yeah, I understand… those pumpkins are so much better at foreplay.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I had it on mute but that sounds painful. I was worried about the seeds.

Yeah, poor seeds...

 

[LostHorizon]

I had it on mute but that sounds painful. I was worried about the seeds.

It amazes me how for 52 years I never once gave the idea of pumpkin seeds getting jammed inside a penis any thought…

Until now.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I mean I know 'this country' isn't my country (original or adopted), but somehow I never saw this film.

Me either.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Me either.

Eugene Levy is in it if that helps and I think that is where term Milf originated. That being said you are not missing much.

 

[UnquietDreams]

American Pie has scarred this country in so many ways.

My mind went to Don McClean and I was very confused for a moment.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Me either.

Eugene Levy is in it if that helps and I think that is where term Milf originated. That being said you are not missing much.

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THIS! ^^^

 

[lavendersilk]

THIS! ^^^

Eugene Levy was the selling point for me, but she looks amazing.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Eugene Levy was the selling point for me, but she looks amazing.

I know. One of these days I plan on looking up to see what her face looks like.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I've started following you. *refreshes page* Why aren't you following me?!

I’m following you right now.
In fact, I’m outside your window right now.

Naked.