🔮 What are you doing right now? 🔮

[DannieB]

Getting ready to prove how little I know at trivia

 

[CuriousRick]

Getting ready to prove how little I know at trivia

Need a partner? I am full of useless knowledge! Lol

 

[DannieB]

Need a partner? I am full of useless knowledge! Lol

No phones allowed! It’s cheating

 

[EvaLane]

Waiting to lay the craziest opening line ever on my therapist.
I should not be this excited.

Girl if you don’t share with the class!!! I wanna scare my therapist straight she’s getting too comfortable

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Girl if you don’t share with the class!!! I wanna scare my therapist straight she’s getting too comfortable

Seriously: I laughed out loud

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Girl if you don’t share with the class!!! I wanna scare my therapist straight she’s getting too comfortable

It was based on recent life events
"hey therapist! I know our last session was so easy peasy buttt..... would you like to hear about Horrible Ghing A or Life Changing Thing B ???? We only have time for one!!"

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Waiting to lay the craziest opening line ever on my therapist.
I should not be this excited.

Gregor Samsa awoke one morning to find himself transformed into a giant bug

 

[EvaLane]

It was based on recent life events
"hey therapist! I know our last session was so easy peasy buttt..... would you like to hear about Horrible Ghing A or Life Changing Thing B ???? We only have time for one!!"

Nah I can work with this. Make her choose what I’ll suffer with until our next session. It’ll be her fault, not mine.

Brilliant.

 

[mellowyellows]

Soaking again.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Nah I can work with this. Make her choose what I’ll suffer with until our next session. It’ll be her fault, not mine.

Brilliant.

Godsdamn diabolical!

 

[Taegul]

Finally off work and deciding what trouble to get into tonight.

 

[Jake0126]

laying in bed. just looking about

 

[EvaLane]

Get up.
Smoke.
Skin care.
Bed.

Do it. Shut up and do it, girly. Now.

 

[DannieB]

Get up.
Smoke.
Skin care.
Bed.

Do it. Shut up and do it, girly. Now.

Fine! Fine, I’ll do it! Sheesh, bossy britches

 

[sexymanfun]

Edging in my hotel room by alternating between porn and hockey

 

[Taegul]

Get up.
Smoke.
Skin care.
Bed.

Do it. Shut up and do it, girly. Now.

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2Fl2YWqU7ev0l5nfYTC%2Fgiphy.gif&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=188ceda0021f50436a000bf81916775ce995f491e4ebe801f6d1bf5051ebe5bd

 

[MrMakersMark]

Get up.
Smoke.
Skin care.
Bed.

Do it. Shut up and do it, girly. Now.

You were super nice to yourself there!



When I try to motivate my ass off the sofa I don't leave a single "lazy, fucking, piece of shit bastard" out of the convo.

I come at me.

 

[jason28053]

Contemplating why my balls are blue

 

[DannieB]

Doing my nails after my mandated skin care routine

 

[Taegul]

Doing my nails after my mandated skin care routine

Twinsies!

 

[EvaLane]

Doing my nails after my mandated skin care routine

The sweetest of girls, you deserve all the lovely things

Twinsies!

You too, sweet cheeks

Goodnight, Litttttttt

 

[Misshotndeep]

I'm trying to decide if I should do a spa night (facial, Mani, Pedi.. etc.) and watch a movie.
Or
Just go to bed and sleep.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I'm trying to decide if I should do a spa night (facial, Mani, Pedi.. etc.) and watch a movie.
Or
Just go to bed and sleep.

Maybe just the facial for tonight to avoid any smudged polish incidents in bed?

 

[deft]

Preparing to face the world.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Maybe just the facial for tonight to avoid any smudged polish incident ms in bed?

Oh, I have a fast-drying top coat.
No smudge issues for me. And I do gel nail polish with the light and all that bs. Last longer.