Cock Talk

[peekingone]

I always liked Blue is the Warmest Color, but that's not good for fans of cock LOL.

Are you guys STILL talking about cock? Sheesh, I had no idea cock was SO popular!

Ok this was a super response Well done!!!!

 

[Apisto42]

HOLY FUCK!
I just looked this up and it’s the source of one of my favorite gifs of a girl fingering herself.

I need to see this movie!

Me2.

Hot. I have not watched enough sexiness lately.

 

[peekingone]

HOLY FUCK!
I just looked this up and it’s the source of one of my favorite gifs of a girl fingering herself.

I need to see this movie!

Wow this is hot!!!

 

[Mei5ter]

True, but they use them even for flaccid scenes. It makes no sense.

Retakes, old chap. Continuity issues.

"We're just going to do one more take of Scene 43. 'He enters, semi-hard...' okay, that's not even REMOTELY fucking hard! Fluffer? FLUFFER?? What, you mean you can't manage exactly the same semi after YOU FUCKING INSISTED we do nine retakes of the cumshot? Well, if we go from then to now it will look like Lorraine Bobbitt did the cut rather than me AND I'M THE DIRECTOR AND SHE ISN'T!"

 

[Taegul]

So I'm guessing if this thread goes dead quiet tonight, it's because everyone's watching that movie and jerking off like horny teenagers.

Dear autocorrect, yes I meant to say horny. Why would I think people were jerking off like corny teenagers? Do teenagers stick corn up their ass when jerking off? Don't answer that.

 

[Endless_Night]

There is a no nudity sex scene in the old Dennis Quaid and Ellen Barkin movie The Big Easy that leaves me sitting in a puddle. I bought the damed DVD just for when I want to watch that scene.

Wildly sexy movie!

*fans self*

 

[Taegul]

So I'm guessing if this thread goes dead quiet tonight, it's because everyone's watching that movie and jerking off like horny teenagers.

Dear autocorrect, yes I meant to say horny. Why would I think people were jerking off like corny teenagers? Do teenagers stick corn up their ass when jerking off? Don't answer that.

It's awfully quiet in here.

 

[lavendersilk]

It's awfully quiet in here.

And your emojis are broken.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Surely you mean streamed on Netflix right?

I just googled, that came out in 94? I swear I thought it was 2010, when I was the tender age of… teen

 

[Taegul]

And your emojis are broken.

My emojis work just fine! Your device is defective!

 

[lavendersilk]

My emojis work just fine! Your device is defective!

I keep meaning to upgrade this flip phone.

 

[Taegul]

I keep meaning to upgrade this flip phone.

Hey, if it was good enough for Captain Kirk, it's good enough for you.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Well this doesn’t have as much nudity as I remember but it’s the hallway sex scene in Unfaithful.

Funny story… I got a handjob during this scene at the movie theater. I came all over my navy blue shorts. This would've been awkward in any event. But I had surgery on my foot, so I was walking on crutches. And, like a dumbass, I thought it would be hilarious to get a bright pink cast. That was funny for about 8 minutes, not 3 months. And it really wasn’t funny bringing attention to me with a big cum stain on my pants as I hobbled out of the theater. Worst hobble of shame ever.

Edit to add, because you assholes are gonna ask- the handjob wasn’t self administered, but given by my girlfriend.

 

[Taegul]

Funny story… I got a handjob during this scene at the movie theater. I came all over my navy blue shorts. This would've been awkward in any event. But I had surgery on my foot, so I was walking on crutches. And, like a dumbass, I thought it would be hilarious to get a bright pink cast. That was funny for about 8 minutes, not 3 months. And it really wasn’t funny bringing attention to me with a big cum stain on my pants as I hobbled out of the theater. Worst hobble of shame ever.

Edit to add, because you assholes are gonna ask- the handjob wasn’t self administered, but given by my girlfriend.

Was her name Palmela Handerson?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Summer Cockbuster

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What is your favorite nude scene in a movie?

Poison Ivy 2 starring Alyssa Milano’s Tits- I got caught jerking off in the school bathroom because of this scene. And that one was Pamela Handerson, @Taegul.

For legal purposes of this site, I was 18.

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What was the first nude/sex scene you remember seeing?

Interesting fact… my first memory is seeing a nude scene in a movie. Well, not nude. She was in a purple lingerie thing, with thigh highs. I don’t like purple, but this began my love affair with thigh highs.

For legal purposes of this site, I was 18. I just have a shit memory, I suppose.

What famous person do you wish would do (or had done) a nude scene?

Christina Hendricks. She’s like the greedy Ebenezer Scrooge with those things. She puts them up to the sky and teases them, but doesn’t show them off like I’ve prayed and formally requested she would.

Do you prefer sexy movies, sexy audio, or sexy books?

Movies. I’m visual.

What is the sexiest movie you have ever seen (doesn’t have to include nudity)?

Unfaithful is up there.
Chloe
Little Children (it’s a movie with Kate Winslet, fuckers)
Closer
Basic Instinct
Havoc
Seabiscuit

What is a sexy scene in a movie that you would love to have happen to you in real life?

See Poison Ivy 2. That grab the boobs from behind move… that’s where it’s at.

 

[lavendersilk]

Seabiscuit

Aww, there it is.

 

[Taegul]

Even I've gone quiet in here. I wonder why.

 

[Endless_Night]

Closer

Clive Owen - yes.
Jude Law - no.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yes, but it seems to be one of the most famous nude scenes ever.
I understand why.

For me, it was the nudity with "Living in Stereo" playing. When that first guitar riff hits as she breaks out of the water? Just a perfect combination.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Summer Cockbuster
What is your favorite nude scene in a movie?

I could never pick just one and not all of them are technically nude scenes.

• The blindfold scene in 9 1/2 weeks
• The kitchen sink scene in Fatal Attraction
• The hallway scene in Unfaithful
• Any of the sex scenes in Bound

What was the first nude/sex scene you remember seeing?

The train sequence in Risky Business was the first sex scene. As for nudity, lots of tits in 80's movies like Porky's. I don't remember the movie in which I first saw full frontal nudity with a woman. For full frontal men, it was A Room with a View.

What famous person do you wish would do (or had done) a nude scene?

Pedro Pascal

Do you prefer sexy movies, sexy audio, or sexy books?

All of the above. Just depends on my mood. If I could only have one, it would be books. But I want them all.

What is the sexiest movie you have ever seen (doesn’t have to include nudity)?

Unfaithful

What is a sexy scene in a movie that you would love to have happen to you in real life?

• Train scene from Risky Business
• Hallway scene from Unfaithful

 

[Helpme01]

Billy bob Thornton and Hallie berry in monsters ball is one of the best scenes EVER

 

[Cogan]

Summer Cockbuster

What is your favorite nude scene in a movie?

I can't choose between scenes from Wild Orchid, The Secretary and 9 1/2 week.

What was the first nude/sex scene you remember seeing?

An old Swedish film from 1951 called Hon dansade en sommar (One summer of happiness) shown on tv when I was about 10.

What famous person do you wish would do (or had done) a nude scene?

I'd say most actors have done nude scenes at one point in their career. So I can't think of one right now.

Do you prefer sexy movies, sexy audio, or sexy books?

Yes.

What is the sexiest movie you have ever seen (doesn’t have to include nudity)?

Unfaithful, The Secretary or Wild Orchid.

 

[Lmizzler]

NSFL, please don’t click in public

I saw something crazy and it has me craving Autumn like never before.

The knife next to the junk is too far even for me

I’m so far behind in catching up here…

But did it not sound like sandpaper against his cock? I cringed every time he put it back on himself and had to hear that noise.

 

[EvaLane]

I’m so far behind in catching up here…

But did it not sound like sandpaper against his cock? I cringed every time he put it back on himself and had to hear that noise.

No, no, no.
I can’t watch this again…

Ugh, fineeeee.
https://24.media.tumblr.com/ba34b7f7001e68b9853854a3d1f7bc67/tumblr_mog34cqPq01r4nzfzo1_500.gif

 

[lavendersilk]

I’m so far behind in catching up here…

But did it not sound like sandpaper against his cock? I cringed every time he put it back on himself and had to hear that noise.

I had it on mute but that sounds painful. I was worried about the seeds.