The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

Q: What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?
A: A cellfie.

Q: What do you call a policeman in bed?
A: An undercover cop.

Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A: A dinosnore.

Q: What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?
A: A moosician.

Q: What did the alien say to the garden?
A: Take me to your weeder.

Q: What do you call a crab that plays baseball?
A: A pinch hitter.

Q: What do you call an aardvark that is three feet long?
A: A yardvark.

Q: What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A: A little horse.

Q: What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?
A: A hobby horse.

Q: What do you call an illegally parked frog?
A: Toad!

Q: What do you call a bear that never wants to grow up?
A: Peter Panda!
 
I always struggle with them too..🫣🤭
I thought it was freaky driving someone to the ER for a cardioconversion for her A-fib. Every time I looked over to the passenger seat to check on them? Seeing their heartbeat just pounding away faster than a speed metal song?
So grateful for medical personnel who can teach, train, treat, and care for such issues!!! 🥰🥰🥰
 
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