The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Lilianna23]

I hope that she won.

You KNOW she did!

 

[Lilianna23]

Thanks! Appreciate it.

I doubt there's money to be made on here. But I was reading elsewhere that erotica can be a fun way to make a few quid. I'm not pretending it will, but I enjoy writing, and I figured if peole like it then there might be an opportunity for submissions which some people do. Just a nice bonus

I came to Lit via an author I was reading on Kindle. She said she got her start here.

 

[Lilianna23]

Owner Sells Flawless 1958 Chevrolet Bel Air, Engine Prepared "to Impress Your Friends​

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The Bel Air already commanded a solid customer base in the United States in the late '50s, but the 1958 release helped propel Chevrolet to the leading spot. Ford fell to second place following an impressive performance recorded by Chevy's full-size lineup, with the Bel Air and the newly introduced Impala spearheading the push.

Sexy!

 

[Lilianna23]

We asked for a late check out due to our schedule change. Nope. Those places are shit-shows if you’re there on business. Vacation? Great. Bizz…hard pass. If they put us there again I’ll have it changed. The problem w Vegas is there’s always something going on. Last fall I had an overnight the week before the F1 race, Pink and four others were in concert, a Female MMA fight, and U2 was playing the Sphere! The traffic was a nightmare due to the F1 road course being set up.

Vegas…it’s not my bag baby!

Hope everyone is having a better weekend than me. Not that bad other than the aforementioned inconveniences. Have a great Sunday and I’ll get you started with a PNW MZ…

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My back yard! I'm so blessed to live here!

 

[Lilianna23]

Round is a shape... so I am in shape

We're supposed to be round. And soft. You're gorgeous! ️

 

[Lilianna23]

Went to see my kiddos today, then went to mow my yard. Starter cord came undone and I nearly threw my back out. Went and got a new mower and got the yard mowed anyway. Now to calm down and relax. Hope everyone has a great 24-hour cycle.

I hope you got a battery one. No starter cord!

 

[caughtstrokin]

We're supposed to be round. And soft. You're gorgeous! ️

Agree on the curvy & soft!!

 

[Lilianna23]

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Somehow, metric just looks... bigger?

 

[Lilianna23]

It wouldn't be what I would want. I have never enjoyed havng to pretend to be someone else or suppress any aspect of my personality or interests.

Rural life is nice in that the area is pretty and there aren't cars and fumes everwyehere. But the price we sometimes pay for that is there are less social opportunities. YMMV of course

True. I lived rurally when I first moved to the PNW. I still managed to meet my husband.

 

[nipplecaresser]

Don't rub it in.... I am sick of working....but not sick of having a house and food

Too old too be a hooker to chubby for the pole

What a conundrum

You are not the first woman to say that to me!

 

[nipplecaresser]

OMFG!!! THIS is so true but reverse in my marriage. I'm the one with impossible laundry standards. Particularly folding. She hasn't washed and folded my laundry is almost two decades.

It is often commented that I have noticeably low standards. It is part of my charm!

 

[likes2watchU]

Travel day was a success - I missed all the big storms on the way home. Just one large lightening strike in the distance and 2 short instances of intense rain. Made good time and uneventful. Win!

Quick catch up and then bedtime...

That's a mouthful! And here on Lit that means many things.

Feeling like a lazy day today. Snow is melting fast. It's bright and sunny and full of allergens out there!

Yesterday was a chilly spring day. Today should be warmer and sunny. The trees are budding so watch out for the pollen and allergies.

Trigger warning please? (jk)
Jersey... 6 years ago...

*comes in to leave *

And I missed it?!? Unfair! Foul!
Also -

Picassospleasure runs a music thread you can contact him and let him know i referred you. He's a great guy.

I agree... and it's a fun thread IMO
Look and Lurk and you'll find the places you want to visit/engage

In my defense, my back and joints are the ones trying to convince me to go to sleep. They're not happy we cleaned the garage today...

hope that clears up soon

basement flood

I have a very vague memory of a basement flood after a storm that also brought a tree down on the roof. Mom and dad sorting through books and photos and realizing most had to be thrown out because of damage and/or mold. Was a sad and subdued day.

Hi all fell asleep for a nap at 6 and just woke up to the dog next door whine crying and throwing his toy into the fence.... I am.sick of it.
I likely will be able to fall back asleep in a bit. I must need the sleep
have a headache from all the crap I ate today.....

Hope you got some sleep and it resolved the headache.

I need this shirt!!

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Bulk discount? Asking for some friends

Hang in there sweetie…maybe a warm tea or melatonin drop. Those knock me out.

Hmm, do those work on dogs??

There are a lot of women (and men, no doubt) that have a somehwat intimidating amount of sexual experience.

I like to think of them as mentors

Mostly. I get a bit tyrannical when cleaning. Maybe just a tad….

Yes, you really know exactly where I'm going and what I'm up to. Precisely, even.

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It was wonderful!! I did just this with my family before driving back home today.

I will say that I’ve loaned books and records out and never gotten them back…

Same. Sucks rotten eggs when you don't get them back.

Life in our house for Mrs Wonderer…

She got up out of bed earlier than I and I asked her to pull something out of the freezer for dinner.

She came back w this… “I don’t know who did this???”

OMG - an immature pre-teen boy broke into your place and graffitied all your meat? Say it ain't so!

Also got my tools wiped down and equipment charged.

suddenly I'm hearing Clairee in Steel Magnolias saying "You were brought up right"

I like herbal tea.

As do I... all sorts but I drink mint and ginger most often. (separately, not mixed)

Hot New Truck Camper Sets Out To Change the Rules of the RV Industry; Built on a RAM 5500​

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While some campers are built just to be taken out on the weekend, others are designed to be a bulletproof habitat no matter where, when, and for how long. As for the Trekker, the center of our discussion, it's of the latter category.

Does it come in pink? Asking for a friend

Failure can be the best way to learn.

"I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." - Thomas Edison

Oh, and I accidentally freaked my cat out. She went a little wild when I got home from errands today and is currently curled up in my lap making sure I don't go anywhere.

Poor kitty!

road cat

Except she dislikes the outdoors.

The old-timers (wait, am I one now?)

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And it will HURT!

Lots of people get squicked out by the crunching sounds, too

my friends' wedding on Saturday

How was it? What did you wear? How many compliments did you get on your nails?
Don't hold out on us... we need to know these Very Important Things!!

Heading out for 10 today... Hope everyone has a wonderful day!

Hope your runs haven't been disrupted by the Spring storms. Be well, run safely.

You get two two, two lips, so that’s four lips I think…

"...four honkers..." @Wonderer67

Morning. Just wanted to pop in to say hi before Urgent Care opens. I picked up a nasty upper respiratory infection so I’ve got to get it checked out. Y’all be safe and I’ll be back when I can.

UPDATE; well the COVID, RSV, Flu-A and Flu-B tests all came back negative. It’s just a run of the mill sinus infection / respiratory infection. Now on anti-biotics, lots of fluid, and rest. I doubt I’ll be in the rest of the day, but thanks for all the well wishes. Y’all be good

Glad it's not any of those heavy hitters. Take good care of yourself and recover soon

I seem to catch colds from public transport all the time. I just wear a mask now, like all the cool kids. Was carrying hand sanitiser before covid, see no reason to change.

That's how I got mono... as an adult
do not recommend!

We've been in the hospital for 2 days. All of moms tests and imaging came back fine. They have diagnosed dementia finally but man, it came on so fast. They are giving her meds to keep her calm and possibly help her sleep.

Now that she has a diagnosis, I need to call Medicare and see what kind of help we can get for her. I promised her awhile ago that Jenn and I will keep her in her home until the end, come hell or high water.

I'm so sorry - that was fast and it's a lot!! Sending healing thoughts you way

My neighbors partner was fussing about mowing...I said I didn't give a crap how it l[ked only that it was done.... so my friend mowed a rainbow knowing it would drive his partner crazy....I cracked up

Excellent laugh - tyvm for sharing this!!
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I'm a firm believer you can get out of any task by asking the right questions or doing them insufficiently enough times...

I worked w/ a woman who did the latter... oh, the nicknames the other co-workers used for her

Awe bunny bun bun

This entire bunny conversation all I can hear is Henry Rollins' story about Bun Bun
(CW: NSFW, mature)

What brand of phone did you have before? If it's a Samsung, you can use SmartSwitch.

I used SmartSwitch... but none of my passwords transferred.

Sweet Dreams all... way past my bedtime!!

 

[nipplecaresser]

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I'm ambivalent about their nationality!

 

[nipplecaresser]

Good morning pub perverts. Have a titillatingly tremendous Tuesday.

 

[Missk_2022]

Male or female?

Male

 

[Quimpossibility]

I like to think of them as mentors

I'm not so sure they would! . Besides does anyone really meet off of here (don't answer that!)

 

[Quimpossibility]

That's how I got mono... as an adult
do not recommend!

No, I'll take wearing a mask and looking weird over getting sick all the time, thanks!

As do I... all sorts but I drink mint and ginger most often. (separately, not mixed)

Excellent choices. Perhaps a dash of cinammon. Some apple....i've also rediscovered Camomile, which for a long time made me naesous.

 

[Missk_2022]

What brand of phone did you have before? If it's a Samsung, you can use SmartSwitch.

Samsung. I should have just done all the transfer myself... seems to be OK now..

 

[Missk_2022]

That's not bad. Who are you with? I have a geezer plan at T-Mo.

Spectrum

 

[nipplecaresser]

Somehow, metric just looks... bigger?

You say that but my experience says different. When girlfriends asked how big it was and I said eight and a half, their eyes lit up in anticipation. When they realised I meant centimetres, they rapidly lost interest!

 

[Missk_2022]

3am club... hi NC

 

[Missk_2022]

I am gonna try to go back to

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

I am gonna try to go back to

I caught 30 minutes trying to go back to sleep. Once the old dog gets me up, it’s hard to fall back to sleep Fir me. I foresee a nap on my future.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Doing grandpa taxi this morning and hopefully a walk before the storms. Then some errands with my son. Somewhere I will get a nap.

 

[Wonderer67]

Quick catch up and then bedtime...

I caught up on the whole day in one post!