Cock Talk

[hotwords229_A]

NSFL, please don’t click in public

I saw something crazy and it has me craving Autumn like never before.

The knife next to the junk is too far even for me

I agree, the knife needs to be in the other room.
Also, once he pulled out, he should have pressed the narrow end against his frenulum rather than his balls.
Now, I want to go fuck a pumpkin!

BTW, I need access to your full porn collection.

 

[lavendersilk]

NSFL, please don’t click in public

I saw something crazy and it has me craving Autumn like never before.

The knife next to the junk is too far even for me

Ok... a lot to unpack there. First, he needs a bigger "pumpkin." Second, he should have put a dildo in it first to make way for his dick. Also, lighting and music go a long way towards setting the mood. It would have loosened that squash right up.

 

[deft]

Ok... a lot to unpack there. First, he needs a bigger "pumpkin." Second, he should have put a dildo in it first to make way for his dick. Also, lighting and music go a long way towards setting the mood. It would have loosened that squash right up.

The presentation does leave a lot to be desired. Dude has a hot body and a gorgeous cock… he needs to work on his stagecraft.

 

[Taegul]

NSFL, please don’t click in public

I saw something crazy and it has me craving Autumn like never before.

The knife next to the junk is too far even for me

WTF! Are you trying to scare me away from the produce aisle for good?

That's it. I'm staying in the meat section. No one would ever violate a ham. Right? RIGHT?!?!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Ok... a lot to unpack there. First, he needs a bigger "pumpkin." Second, he should have put a dildo in it first to make way for his dick. Also, lighting and music go a long way towards setting the mood. It would have loosened that squash right up.

Oh, a dildo in the pumpkin. I read that wrong.

The presentation does leave a lot to be desired. Dude has a hot body and a gorgeous cock… he needs to work on his stagecraft.

Boy, you guys are harsh!
A guy can’t even have sex with a gourd in his shower without getting all kinds of “feedback”.

WTF! Are you trying to scare me away from the produce aisle for good?

That's it. I'm staying in the meat section. No one would ever violate a ham. Right? RIGHT?!?!

It’s also called “Pork” for a reason.

 

[Taegul]

It’s also called “Pork” for a reason.

Actually, I think it's what they call a glazed ham...

 

[mikeyvis00]

The presentation does leave a lot to be desired. Dude has a hot body and a gorgeous cock… he needs to work on his stagecraft.

I agree with my man here. The casting was 10/10, but the scenography needs some improvements hahahaha

 

[LostHorizon]

NSFL, please don’t click in public

I saw something crazy and it has me craving Autumn like never before.

The knife next to the junk is too far even for me

You don’t have to wait until autumn, I can fuck a watermelon just as easy as a pumpkin.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I agree with my man here. The casting was 10/10, but the scenography needs some improvements hahahaha

It’s not Shining like Kubrick, but did it make your Hitchcock Psycho?

 

[mikeyvis00]

It’s not Shining like Kubrick, but did it make your Hitchcock Psycho?

It definitely satisfied the expectations hahahaha

 

[hotwords229_A]

It’s not Shining like Kubrick, but did it make your Hitchcock Psycho?

Damnit!!!
What a missed opportunity.
I should have said, “…did it make your Hitchcock North by Northwest”.
I’ll never forgive myself.

 

[Lord Pmann]

NSFL, please don’t click in public

I saw something crazy and it has me craving Autumn like never before.

The knife next to the junk is too far even for me

I’m in public, but I want to click. Badly.

 

[Lord Pmann]

But not jerking at work, right?

 

[lavendersilk]

I'm Gen X so not very familiar with the emoji lingo... Are you OK? Do you need me to call an ambulance?

 

[hotwords229_A]

I’m in public, but I want to click. Badly.

It’s kind of an educational video.

 

[Peter_Out]

I’m aiming to get off on penetration alone or at least without relying on direct clit stimulation.

Sorry, I oversaw this earlier, and only noticed when @lavendersilk (thanks!) highlighted it.

Not being a vagina-haver, I can't say, but is being able to have vaginal orgasms a question of how you're built? I've been with only one woman who could orgasm without clitoral stimulation (with her it was at least partly down to me bumping her cervix, but obviously, not owning a vagina, I'm only going from what she was able to explain to me).

 

[Peter_Out]

NSFL, please don’t click in public

I saw something crazy and it has me craving Autumn like never before.

The knife next to the junk is too far even for me

I don't think I've come acr... met Autumn, Eva, only Cruel_summer (not using an @ because I don't know her well enough to know whether she'd appreciate being summoned to the Cock Thread). Is she nice?

I think - in fact I'm sure - that I prefer women using vegetables, rather than guys, but thank you anyway, it was "educational". Isn't that a squash though, not a pumpkin? It also seems like he would have been better off making several cross cuts rather than trying to cut a round hole directly, or am I wrong?

Also... where the fuck does anyone get a body like that? Not even in my prime did I look like that!

 

[Peter_Out]

Ok... a lot to unpack there. First, he needs a bigger "pumpkin." Second, he should have put a dildo in it first to make way for his dick. Also, lighting and music go a long way towards setting the mood. It would have loosened that squash right up.

It's that last sentence! That last sentence!

Brilliant! Thank you!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

All I could think for most of that video was

"For god's sake, put down that knife man!"

 

[mikeyvis00]

It’s kind of an educational video.

We can find so many useful tutorials out there

 

[peekingone]

NSFL, please don’t click in public

I saw something crazy and it has me craving Autumn like never before.

The knife next to the junk is too far even for me

where I am at the state doesn't allow this site to see it..

 

[hotwords229_A]

All I could think for most of that video was

"For god's sake, put down that knife man!"

I get nervous using a safety razor on my nuts!
Knives have no business at all near the naked body.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Also... where the fuck does anyone get a body like that? Not even in my prime did I look like that!

It’s easy, instead of eating food, fuck it!

 

[Wand3rlust]

NSFL, please don’t click in public

I saw something crazy and it has me craving Autumn like never before.

The knife next to the junk is too far even for me

A cumpkin. If you will.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I’m aiming to get off on penetration alone or at least without relying on direct clit stimulation.

I have done this. Not often. But. It was.

Unexpected. And because of that. Amazing.