The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[nipplecaresser]

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta!

Q: What do you call the security guards outside the Samsung factory?
A: The Guardians of the Galaxy.

Q: What do you call someone that saw an iPhone being stolen?
A: An iWitness.

Q: What do you call black birds that stick together?
A: Vel-crows.

Q: What do you call a tiny mother?
A: A minimum!

Q: What do you call a doctor who fixes websites?
A: A URL-ologist.

Q: What do you call a baby polar bear?
A: An ice cub.

Q: What do you call a cute door?
A: Adorable.

Q: What do you call the lights on Noah’s Ark?
A: Flood lights.

 

[Quimpossibility]

You'll meet someone, either online or in-person.
Lady K, now wishes she never met me because I'm hard to get along with...
She's a introvert and I'm a extrovert ( not a match ) so we fight a lot about nothing...

Do you think it's easier to meet someone when you're older?

I'm not so sure, as many of my interests are perhaps 'immature'. I like boardgames and geeky stuff. Not grown up things like lawn tennis, croquet or classical music.

(none of things are bad, except croquet, which is obviously ridiculous )

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Rj_1954]

Do you think it's easier to meet someone when you're older?

No. Women have different ideas of us men. Just like us..individuality rules how they feel towards us.

I'm not so sure, as many of my interests are perhaps 'immature'. I like boardgames and geeky stuff. Not grown up things like lawn tennis, croquet or classical music.

I am 71 years old going on 21. Lady K and love board games and of course Literotica

.
(none of things are bad, except croquet, which is obviously ridiculous )

I also don't like outdoor lawn games...

 

[Rj_1954]

And trying hard not to get in my car and go get a blizzard

 

[Mittering]

Cheesecake with a side of hot fudge to drizzle in

You have great bad ideas.

 

[Quimpossibility]

No. Women have different ideas of us men. Just like us..individuality rules how they feel towards us.

I am 71 years old going on 21. Lady K and love board games and of course Literotica

I also don't like outdoor lawn games...

My problem is living rurally where there I don't get to meet people that share my interests. Not entirely sure what to do about that.

I'm very confident in who I am and have zero desire to change for anyone (no force on earth will get me to shave my hairy chest for example). I don't really think anyone should

 

[Wonderer67]

Today is a hard day.... trying so hard to stay positive..... just want to take a nap

I actually did take a nap from 130-2. I got so sleepy!!!

Fuck work.

 

[Wonderer67]

Bit late today. Long story (and boring)

Have a fantastic Friday!

You too nipcar!

 

[Wonderer67]

I had a a planning call with a colleague from the Toronto office.

I think she left early today, because she blew me off for her 3 o’clock call!

She’s very cute and I think we both have work crushes on one another, so I’ll let her slide. She has a super sexy French accent - she is French Canadian.

I think it’s a sign. If she’s cut out early, I might just cut out early…

 

[Wonderer67]

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta!

Q: What do you call the security guards outside the Samsung factory?
A: The Guardians of the Galaxy.

Q: What do you call someone that saw an iPhone being stolen?
A: An iWitness.

Q: What do you call black birds that stick together?
A: Vel-crows.

Q: What do you call a tiny mother?
A: A minimum!

Q: What do you call a doctor who fixes websites?
A: A URL-ologist.

Q: What do you call a baby polar bear?
A: An ice cub.

Q: What do you call a cute door?
A: Adorable.

Q: What do you call the lights on Noah’s Ark?
A: Flood lights.

Cah-lassics! I used to often share your wordplay w my late mom, who would almost always laugh.

 

[Wonderer67]

Do you think it's easier to meet someone when you're older?

I'm not so sure, as many of my interests are perhaps 'immature'. I like boardgames and geeky stuff. Not grown up things like lawn tennis, croquet or classical music.

(none of things are bad, except croquet, which is obviously ridiculous )

Maybe a bit harder but I think there’s someone for everyone.

There are older geeks and women that like nerdy and geeky stuff.

Don’t give up!!

Maybe without romantic overtones, something like meet ups, or clubs or getting involved w local non profits or charities if it’s possible.

 

[Wonderer67]

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Ain’t that the truth.

I always say my wife is better looking than I am and a better looker than I am.

 

[Wonderer67]

Well I gave my cougar Canadian colleague 15 minutes.

I have shit to do, but no more meetings!

 

[Missk_2022]

Do you think it's easier to meet someone when you're older?

I'm not so sure, as many of my interests are perhaps 'immature'. I like boardgames and geeky stuff. Not grown up things like lawn tennis, croquet or classical music.

(none of things are bad, except croquet, which is obviously ridiculous )

I think hard in some ways... easier in others....

 

[Wonderer67]

Whoops! Forgot abt one teensy 330 meeting.

Dammit!

 

[Quimpossibility]

I think hard in some ways... easier in others....

I guess it all depends on one's personal circumstances

 

[Missk_2022]

My problem is living rurally where there I don't get to meet people that share my interests. Not entirely sure what to do about that.

I'm very confident in who I am and have zero desire to change for anyone (no force on earth will get me to shave my hairy chest for example). I don't really think anyone should

I think that as you get older ...for me anyway... I am not interested in changing someone to fit this mold... I do my best to see something lovely in everyone... and build on that. I don't need someone for financial support or to raise me.... so all that malarkey is not a worry... my problem is that when men find out I am a nurse they have the thought I am rich and will support them...or that I will take care of them.... relationships are a partnership.... not a one person doing all the workship

 

[Missk_2022]

I had a a planning call with a colleague from the Toronto office.

I think she left early today, because she blew me off for her 3 o’clock call!

She’s very cute and I think we both have work crushes on one another, so I’ll let her slide. She has a super sexy French accent - she is French Canadian.

I think it’s a sign. If she’s cut out early, I might just cut out early…

My new phone talks to me in a British accent

 

[Quimpossibility]

My new phone talks to me in a British accent

I talk to my phone in the same

 

[nipplecaresser]

My new phone talks to me in a British accent

I talk to everyone in a British accent

 

[nipplecaresser]

Ain’t that the truth.

I always say my wife is better looking than I am and a better looker than I am.

An attractive young woman called me a looker today. 'Voyeur' was the actual word she used but it amounts to the same thing, doesn't it?

 

[Wonderer67]

An attractive young woman called me a looker today. 'Voyeur' was the actual word she used but it amounts to the same thing, doesn't it?

Were you led away in handcuffs??

(Which you probably enjoy…)