Mastrubation Month

[ShamBaLa]

May is International Mastrubation Month! He, she, they, them, you - Share all things related to my favorite four syllable word. First time. Weirdest place. In Public. Mutual fun. Best technique. Longest edging session. Embarrassing. Youngest discovery. Frequency. Older still at it. Did someone teach you? Or help refine your technique? Is/was your SO freaked out or encouraging? Etc

According to research, 50% of all people mastrubate. The other 50% are lying.

 

[WittyUserName]

May is International Mastrubation Month! He, she, they, them, you - Share all things related to my favorite four syllable word. First time. Weirdest place. In Public. Mutual fun. Best technique. Longest edging session. Embarrassing. Youngest discovery. Frequency. Older still at it. Did someone teach you? Or help refine your technique? Is/was your SO freaked out or encouraging? Etc

According to research, 50% of all people mastrubate. The other 50% are lying.

I was unaware that there was an entire month dedicated to masturbation. I am reminded of a joke that said it's healthy to masturbate at least three times a week. "Well, It's the first week of January and I'm already set through May."

 

[DeeDeeX2]

Do wet dreams during Masturbation Month count?

 

[ShamBaLa]

Do wet dreams during Masturbation Month count?

And the dream involved mastrubation? Or mastrubation followed in the morning? Or you mastrubated then had the dream? Wait a bit while I consult the tournament judges.

 

[ShamBaLa]

I was unaware that there was an entire month dedicated to masturbation. I am reminded of a joke that said it's healthy to masturbate at least three times a week. "Well, It's the first week of January and I'm already set through May."

Yes ! And its INTERNATIONAL ! Like the pancakes.

 

[ericalauren]

I'm glad that there is a month dedicated to masturbation. I've always found it odd that discussing masturbation (and especially when it comes to AFAB people masturbating) is considered taboo. Anyway, enjoy the month!

 

[TheLobster]

International Mastrubation Month

As an obvious counterpart to No Nut November, it needs a better name.

Yes Nut May?
May Nut May?
Must Nut May?

 

[ShamBaLa]

I'm glad that there is a month dedicated to masturbation. I've always found it odd that discussing masturbation (and especially when it comes to AFAB people masturbating) is considered taboo. Anyway, enjoy the month!

I like the book "How to Tickle Your Fancy." Agree. My theory is the word is too long. That and traditional repression mores. Sigh.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Interesting that one of the stories I'm working right now has as a minor theme a MMC that dreams about masturbating as a woman. Coincidence or...

 

[JusticeGrey]

Interesting that one of the stories I'm working right now has as a minor theme a MMC that dreams about masturbating as a woman. Coincidence or...

I'd say fate is dictating that you publish your story before the end of May

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

I'd say fate is dictating that you publish your story before the end of May

I might write a short story version of the first chapter for May, but the overall story is much bigger than that.

 

[JusticeGrey]

I might write a short story version of the first chapter for May, but the overall story is much bigger than that.

So the short story would be maybe just the dream part, maybe the immediate aftermath?

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

So the short story would be maybe just the dream part, maybe the immediate aftermath?

Yup. I'm about 2K words in, so it might work out perfectly.

 

[Carnevil9]

Well now we know why they call it "The Merry Merry Month of May."

 

[Naughtylo]

Month?????
More like century. Lol

 

[KittyOfSteele]

I don't think streaming it online for tips counts as public. Oh well, I guess I'm off to write more unrealistic stories, according to that one anon.

 

[Booboobear84]

Well now we know why they call it "The Merry Merry Month of May."

You beat me to it. Not to mention the Lusty month of May

 

[ShamBaLa]

You beat me to it. Not to mention the Lusty month of May

"..... it's mad, it's gay!"
I knew it. I just knew it.

 

[KittyOfSteele]

You beat me to it. Not to mention the Lusty month of May

I have to ask: was your pun intended or a happy accident?

 

[ElectricBlue]

And the dream involved mastrubation? Or mastrubation followed in the morning? Or you mastrubated then had the dream? Wait a bit while I consult the tournament judges.

And a dictionary. It's masturbation, not mastrubation. Although, mast rub nation is appropriate, for the occasion.

 

[NuclearFairy]

Whelp, I guess it's time to go polish them maypoles.

 

[Booboobear84]

I have to ask: was your pun intended or a happy accident?

I had forgotten that it was the lusty month of May until Inlooked it up ,but I listened to it a lot when I was a kid so I sure knew the spirit of it.

 

[Plathfan]

Oh, it's month. I had a vivid image with mouth.

 

[jehoram]

"What's wrong with masturbation? It's having sex with somebody you love."
--Woody Allen

 

[Lorelei907]

Month?????
More like century. Lol

So true!