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LilKitKat said:
You leave work at 5:15pm, tired. Traffic doesnt help the mood, but spotify is playing a few of your jams on your mix of songs and it helps the situation, albeit marginally.
Finally home after cursing out the asshat Tesla driver that cut you off, you fumble with your keys, open the door, and just want to kick off your shoes and turn on the game.
I didnt come to the door to greet ytou, Im not in the kitchen starting prep for dinner, you dont hear the shower running, so you wonder where I might be. Dropping your laptop bag on the floor and putting your keys down on the counter, you walk towards the bedroom to find me like this...

"Ehhh, Ill catch the second half you think"...as you...

https://i.postimg.cc/Mp7TNszw/blackling3.jpg
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Start kissing up those legs 🤤
 
LilKitKat said:
You leave work at 5:15pm, tired. Traffic doesnt help the mood, but spotify is playing a few of your jams on your mix of songs and it helps the situation, albeit marginally.
Finally home after cursing out the asshat Tesla driver that cut you off, you fumble with your keys, open the door, and just want to kick off your shoes and turn on the game.
I didnt come to the door to greet ytou, Im not in the kitchen starting prep for dinner, you dont hear the shower running, so you wonder where I might be. Dropping your laptop bag on the floor and putting your keys down on the counter, you walk towards the bedroom to find me like this...

"Ehhh, Ill catch the second half you think"...as you...

https://i.postimg.cc/Mp7TNszw/blackling3.jpg
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I smack you hard on the ass before shouting..where is my dinner slut?

I want you on your knees to the left of the TV in 5 mins mouth open but you better not say a fucking word
 
LilKitKat said:
You leave work at 5:15pm, tired. Traffic doesnt help the mood, but spotify is playing a few of your jams on your mix of songs and it helps the situation, albeit marginally.
Finally home after cursing out the asshat Tesla driver that cut you off, you fumble with your keys, open the door, and just want to kick off your shoes and turn on the game.
I didnt come to the door to greet ytou, Im not in the kitchen starting prep for dinner, you dont hear the shower running, so you wonder where I might be. Dropping your laptop bag on the floor and putting your keys down on the counter, you walk towards the bedroom to find me like this...

"Ehhh, Ill catch the second half you think"...as you...

https://i.postimg.cc/Mp7TNszw/blackling3.jpg
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Pull on the strings, unwrap one heck of a gift, lick, kiss, suck upon that beautiful body of yours, have some sex, and say the hell with the game.
 
LilKitKat said:
You leave work at 5:15pm, tired. Traffic doesnt help the mood, but spotify is playing a few of your jams on your mix of songs and it helps the situation, albeit marginally.
Finally home after cursing out the asshat Tesla driver that cut you off, you fumble with your keys, open the door, and just want to kick off your shoes and turn on the game.
I didnt come to the door to greet ytou, Im not in the kitchen starting prep for dinner, you dont hear the shower running, so you wonder where I might be. Dropping your laptop bag on the floor and putting your keys down on the counter, you walk towards the bedroom to find me like this...

"Ehhh, Ill catch the second half you think"...as you...

https://i.postimg.cc/Mp7TNszw/blackling3.jpg
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Wonder why you didn't come home earlier !!! :love: 🔥
 
LilKitKat said:
You leave work at 5:15pm, tired. Traffic doesnt help the mood, but spotify is playing a few of your jams on your mix of songs and it helps the situation, albeit marginally.
Finally home after cursing out the asshat Tesla driver that cut you off, you fumble with your keys, open the door, and just want to kick off your shoes and turn on the game.
I didnt come to the door to greet ytou, Im not in the kitchen starting prep for dinner, you dont hear the shower running, so you wonder where I might be. Dropping your laptop bag on the floor and putting your keys down on the counter, you walk towards the bedroom to find me like this...

"Ehhh, Ill catch the second half you think"...as you...

https://i.postimg.cc/Mp7TNszw/blackling3.jpg
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Absolutely stunning! 🥰
 
LilKitKat said:
You leave work at 5:15pm, tired. Traffic doesnt help the mood, but spotify is playing a few of your jams on your mix of songs and it helps the situation, albeit marginally.
Finally home after cursing out the asshat Tesla driver that cut you off, you fumble with your keys, open the door, and just want to kick off your shoes and turn on the game.
I didnt come to the door to greet ytou, Im not in the kitchen starting prep for dinner, you dont hear the shower running, so you wonder where I might be. Dropping your laptop bag on the floor and putting your keys down on the counter, you walk towards the bedroom to find me like this...

"Ehhh, Ill catch the second half you think"...as you...

https://i.postimg.cc/Mp7TNszw/blackling3.jpg
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@LilKitKat you are amazing as always in your beautiful set.
You turned back with a familiar, sexy smile on your face to check my jaws fallen down just from the sight of your ❤️ shaped, cock magnet 🧲 ass 🍑 which is so inviting and silently crying for a good take care of a playful tongue 👅 and a hard cock 🍆! 🔥
 
LilKitKat said:
haha appreciate the honesty and "extra attention" to keep perhaps a more boring meeting more...interesting?
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Let's just say you make focusing... difficult. But the view is definitely worth the 'extra attention' it requires. Maybe a private KitKat performance during my next Zoom call? 😈 Just a thought! 😉
 
LilKitKat said:
"Ehhh, Ill catch the second half you think"...as you...
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..as my breath catches. The world outside this room ceases to exist. There's only the soft light, the inviting curve of the pillows, and you.

Lying there... that exquisite lingerie... the delicate flowers embroidered on sheer black... it's art against your skin. My eyes trace the lines of the fabric, the straps, the tiny bow teasing at the small of your back. But mostly, my gaze is lost on the perfect curve of your hip, the swell of your ass framed so perfectly.

The game? What game? My only thought is closing the distance. I'd kneel beside the bed, letting my eyes drink you in for another long moment. Maybe my fingers would tentatively reach out to trace the edge of the lace against your warm skin, following the floral pattern up towards your hip... maybe lean in close enough to whisper 'You look absolutely... breathtaking, Kit. Forget the second half... the rest of the world can wait... the only thing that matters is getting you out of that lingerie and worshipping every inch of that body.
 
LilKitKat said:
You leave work at 5:15pm, tired. Traffic doesnt help the mood, but spotify is playing a few of your jams on your mix of songs and it helps the situation, albeit marginally.
Finally home after cursing out the asshat Tesla driver that cut you off, you fumble with your keys, open the door, and just want to kick off your shoes and turn on the game.
I didnt come to the door to greet ytou, Im not in the kitchen starting prep for dinner, you dont hear the shower running, so you wonder where I might be. Dropping your laptop bag on the floor and putting your keys down on the counter, you walk towards the bedroom to find me like this...

"Ehhh, Ill catch the second half you think"...as you...

https://i.postimg.cc/Mp7TNszw/blackling3.jpg
Click to expand...
Darling, you look like you could use a massage.
 
LilKitKat said:
You leave work at 5:15pm, tired. Traffic doesnt help the mood, but spotify is playing a few of your jams on your mix of songs and it helps the situation, albeit marginally.
Finally home after cursing out the asshat Tesla driver that cut you off, you fumble with your keys, open the door, and just want to kick off your shoes and turn on the game.
I didnt come to the door to greet ytou, Im not in the kitchen starting prep for dinner, you dont hear the shower running, so you wonder where I might be. Dropping your laptop bag on the floor and putting your keys down on the counter, you walk towards the bedroom to find me like this...

"Ehhh, Ill catch the second half you think"...as you...

https://i.postimg.cc/Mp7TNszw/blackling3.jpg
Click to expand...
Game 😆 🤣 fuck the game.
 
LilKitKat said:
First off thanks for all the tidbits, lots of interesting ones there.

Ok ok, my Jeopardy story.

I was in college and went down to the studio to try out. I feel I have a pretty wide set of knowledge, but obviously know some topics better than others, but thought, what the hell, Ill try.
Thy took us all into a big room to take the exam, which was 50 questions, on paper, all double-jeopardy 800 and 1000 dollar level questions (ie the hardest).
So the test starts, with the questions announced on a tv in the room, and you have 10 seconds to respond (you dont have to write "who is" or "what is"). They included some of my favorite topics like geography, history, sports.
However, this test is fucking impossible. I leave the first seven questions BLANK. Im like...oh fuck, I am waaaayyyy over my head here.
Anyway, I write stuff in for the last 43 questions.
Then the proctors go grade the exams.
While waiting for the tests to be graded, you get to watch an episode of Jeopardy. What does everyone do while watching Jeopardy, you scream out the answer. Imagine 40-50 people, all who are likely good at jeopardy, screaming out at the same time "What is miso?!" "Who was Ben Franklin!?" "What is Lake Michigan?!" and so on. Pretty damn loud and kind of funny.
ANYWAY
They come back and announce who passed the exam.
About 7 people passed out of the 50 or so.
I was one of them.
No fucking clue how since as I said, I left the first seven blank!!!
So the next "test" is a mock round of jeopardy (and if you pass that, its an interview).
So, first off, I got clobbered. I admit it.
BUT
Let me tell you the categories and maybe youll give me a bit of a pass here.
19th century cinema (yeah, seriously)
Yugoslavia (da fuq, not even a country anymore)
Coins and collectibles
A food one...forgot the name they used (I answered two questions from that)
and two others...dont recall anymore.
So yeah...I didnt finish in negative, but maybe they only take the winner or maybe only if you hit a certain dollar threshold or something, I dont know. But I didnt pass.
And that is my Jeopardy story.
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Thank you so much for the story! I've only ever known one person who has appeared on Jeopardy. He actually won a game, even. He had the lead going into his second final, and it was (I thought) an easy question. My girlfriend (at the time) and I were SCREAMING "Jane Austen" (or something like that) at the TV. Sadly for him, he couldn't hear us in the past.

Do wrong answers count against you on the written test?

I didn't realize there WAS cinema prior to the twentieth century. I'm guessing there weren't a lot of rewatchable ones there.

How long until you can try out again? You totally should...just maybe brush up on your knowledge of former Eastern Bloc countries first.

LilKitKat said:
You leave work at 5:15pm, tired. Traffic doesnt help the mood, but spotify is playing a few of your jams on your mix of songs and it helps the situation, albeit marginally.
Finally home after cursing out the asshat Tesla driver that cut you off, you fumble with your keys, open the door, and just want to kick off your shoes and turn on the game.
I didnt come to the door to greet ytou, Im not in the kitchen starting prep for dinner, you dont hear the shower running, so you wonder where I might be. Dropping your laptop bag on the floor and putting your keys down on the counter, you walk towards the bedroom to find me like this...

"Ehhh, Ill catch the second half you think"...as you...

https://i.postimg.cc/Mp7TNszw/blackling3.jpg
Click to expand...
First, I'd need to make sure YOU'RE down to miss the game. I certainly wouldn't want you to be mad at me for making you miss anything you were hoping to watch 😂

Zero percent chance we're catching the second half unless we turn it on in the bedroom (or relocate to continue elsewhere).
 
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LilKitKat said:
You leave work at 5:15pm, tired. Traffic doesnt help the mood, but spotify is playing a few of your jams on your mix of songs and it helps the situation, albeit marginally.
Finally home after cursing out the asshat Tesla driver that cut you off, you fumble with your keys, open the door, and just want to kick off your shoes and turn on the game.
I didnt come to the door to greet ytou, Im not in the kitchen starting prep for dinner, you dont hear the shower running, so you wonder where I might be. Dropping your laptop bag on the floor and putting your keys down on the counter, you walk towards the bedroom to find me like this...

"Ehhh, Ill catch the second half you think"...as you...

https://i.postimg.cc/Mp7TNszw/blackling3.jpg
Click to expand...
I'm not sure I want to watch the game now anyway ... although the need for a paramedic and defibrillator might have something to do with that!

Kit, you're so hot you're in danger of starting up those wildfires again! :love: 😘
 
LilKitKat said:
You leave work at 5:15pm, tired. Traffic doesnt help the mood, but spotify is playing a few of your jams on your mix of songs and it helps the situation, albeit marginally.
Finally home after cursing out the asshat Tesla driver that cut you off, you fumble with your keys, open the door, and just want to kick off your shoes and turn on the game.
I didnt come to the door to greet ytou, Im not in the kitchen starting prep for dinner, you dont hear the shower running, so you wonder where I might be. Dropping your laptop bag on the floor and putting your keys down on the counter, you walk towards the bedroom to find me like this...

"Ehhh, Ill catch the second half you think"...as you...

https://i.postimg.cc/Mp7TNszw/blackling3.jpg
Click to expand...

Why would I ever want to get out of bed?
 
JusticeGrey said:
Thank you so much for the story! I've only ever known one person who has appeared on Jeopardy. He actually won a game, even. He had the lead going into his second final, and it was (I thought) an easy question. My girlfriend (at the time) and I were SCREAMING "Jane Austen" (or something like that) at the TV. Sadly for him, he couldn't hear us in the past.

Do wrong answers count against you on the written test?

I didn't realize there WAS cinema prior to the twentieth century. I'm guessing there weren't a lot of rewatchable ones there.

How long until you can try out again? You totally should...just maybe brush up on your knowledge of former Eastern Bloc countries first.


First, I'd need to make sure YOU'RE down to miss the game. I certainly wouldn't want you to be mad at me for making you miss anything you were hoping to watch 😂

Zero percent chance we're catching the second half unless we turn it on in the bedroom (or relocate to continue elsewhere).
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right?! 19th century cinema? DA FUQ?

as for wrong answers, beats me...i just figured you likely needed 40-50 right to be considered (they never said what the baseline is) and 45+ to likely ensure that.
maybe I went on a tear and got the next 43 right (?!), but yep, sure missed the first 7 since they were blank
no idea on if/when you can try again, dont recall that. prob as many times as you want?
and yeah...fucking yugoslavia. i mean...i know very little about it...sarajevo olympics...uh...wars...only existed for like 75 years...uhh..became slovenia, serbia, bosnia, macedonia, montenegro, croatia etc...thats about all i can say off the top of my head.
 
LilKitKat said:
right?! 19th century cinema? DA FUQ?

as for wrong answers, beats me...i just figured you likely needed 40-50 right to be considered (they never said what the baseline is) and 45+ to likely ensure that.
maybe I went on a tear and got the next 43 right (?!), but yep, sure missed the first 7 since they were blank
no idea on if/when you can try again, dont recall that. prob as many times as you want?
and yeah...fucking yugoslavia. i mean...i know very little about it...sarajevo olympics...uh...wars...only existed for like 75 years...uhh..became slovenia, serbia, bosnia, macedonia, montenegro, croatia etc...thats about all i can say off the top of my head.
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That's way more than most people, I'd say. Although, most people wouldn't make it as far towards being Jeopardy contestants, either.

You should look into trying again. I'm sure the producers would love any excuse to put you on. Your look is quite different than the typical contestant. Ratings boost!
 
JusticeGrey said:
That's way more than most people, I'd say. Although, most people wouldn't make it as far towards being Jeopardy contestants, either.

You should look into trying again. I'm sure the producers would love any excuse to put you on. Your look is quite different than the typical contestant. Ratings boost!
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Perhaps I will sometime, who knows...?!

As for my looks, yeah who knows?! But thanks!
 
semi serious question. I was at the gym, they have tons of tvs, and apparently the NFL draft was happening yesterday. Looked like 20,000 people or whatever were all standing out in front of the stage.
My question is...WHY

Its not a concert, its not a movie/tv show. Its just a guy walking up and saying "With the 4th selection in the 2025 NFL Draft, the New Orleans/Chicago/Indianapolis/Carolina/whatever team selects...Boaty McBoatface, quarterback, Ole Miss"...

Is that...so entertaining? I dont get it. I also feel thats likely true for the NBA draft and others as well, but thats a much smaller venue at least so at least well...you can sit down, and its closer to the stage as far as I recall.
So who wants to stand 400 yards away from a stage and see that? Plus wouldnt tv give you the analysis, see some highlights, get instant feedback on if it was a good selection...etc?!

Were Beyonce and Billie Eilish and Eminem and Kendrick Lamar and country singer du jour there singing?
Were players all signing autographs and giving away jerseys?
What am I missing?
 
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